Other Titles • Jason X (2001) • Friday the 13th Part 10 • Jason 2000 • Jason 2000: Friday the 13th Part X • Jason X: Friday the 13th Part 10 • Friday the 13th, Part 10 • more
Quotes from Jason X (2001)
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Geko: Let's smoke this fucker.
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Kay-Em 14: [to Jason] Afraid I'm gonna have to hurt you now.
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[Kay-Em 14's head has been separated from her body] Kay-Em 14: I'd clap if I could.
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[Rowan meets Kay-Em 14, the crew's technodroid] Rowan: Oh, my God. She looks so real. Kay-Em 14: I AM real.
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Brodski: It's gonna take more than a poke in the ribs to put down this old dog. [Jason stabs him through the chest again] Brodski: Yeah, that oughta do it.
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Rowan: I don't think he's out there... Janessa: Why don't you just stick your head out and have a peek?
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[Jason approaches Professor Lowe and reaches out for a machete sitting next to him] Professor Lowe: [scared] Oh, you want your machete! [laughs it off] Professor Lowe: Shit, it's yours! Take it! Just remember who got it back for ya... [Jason stares at him] Professor Lowe: [calling out] Guys, it's okay! He just wanted his machete back!
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Janessa: I'm real bitchy when I wake up. Tsunaron: Did you just wake up?
9
Brodski: How long has she been dead? Kay-Em 14: 4.55 Centuries. Brodski: That's one hell of a wake-up call.
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Sven: What do we do with this guy? Brodski: I promised the professor that we take this guy alive. After you blow him all to hell, put one in his leg so we can tell the professor we tried.
Tsunaron: Whoops. Rowan: What do you mean, "whoops"? Tsunaron: Nothing. Rowan: Not nothing. You just don't say "Oops." What "oops"? Tsunaron: I think he saw me.
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Tsunaron: What do you think? Are we going to make it? Kay-Em 14: The statistical probability of survival is twelve per cent. Tsunaron: Twelve per cent? Can You come up with better odds? Kay-Em 14: Nope. Tsunaron: Bullshit, Kay-Em! That's Bullshit!.
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Tsunaron: Are you telling there's absolutely no chance for us to better our odds? [Tsunaron and Kay-Em kiss] Kay-Em 14: Statistical probability of survival just went up to fifty-three per cent. Tsunaron: You want to go for a hundred?
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Dieter Perez: You are one son of a bitch. Professor Lowe: Soon to be a rich son of a bitch.
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Kinsa: He's here! Rowan: Quiet! Kinsa: But if he's here he'll kill us. Rowan: [covers Kinsa's mouth] Be quiet! One more sound and I'll snap your neck myself. Got it? [Kinsa nods] Janessa: She's good with people.
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Waylander: Now what? [Jason approaches] Janessa: Now basically we... we die.
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Janessa: Just... don't wreck my pants.
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Janessa: Oh, this sucks on so many levels!
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[talking about Jason's brain size] Tsunaron: How does he function with a brain that small? Janessa: Way manages. Waylander: That's very funny.
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[programmed to trick Uber-Jason] VR teen girl #1: Hey, do you want a beer? VR teen girl #2: Or do you wanna smoke some pot? VR teen girl #1: Or we can have premarital sex? [both remove their tops] VR teen girl #1, VR teen girl #2: We love premarital sex!
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[to Jason] Kay-Em 14: Giddy-up!
23
Crutch: Lou, I swear, you mess with an engineer, you'll end up with a waste hose in your bunk.
24
Dieter Perez: A box of DVDs is not a gold mine.
25
Rowan: How do we get off this ship? Waylander: I don't know. Rowan: Could you beam us off or something? Waylander: "Beam us off"?
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Janessa: Why don't you just admit it? You want me. Tsunaron: I couldn't be with a girl whose balls are bigger than mine.
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Fat Lou: Kids and their goddamn field trips. Let's bring the psycho on board. Yeah, sure. I just know I'm gonna get blamed for this shit.
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