Other Titles • The Mummy Returns (2001) • The Mummy 2
Quotes from The Mummy Returns (2001)
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[on seeing Rick's tattoo] Ardeth Bey: If I were to say to you that, "I am a stranger traveling from the East, seeking that which is lost"... Rick: Then I would reply that, "I am a stranger traveling from the West, it is I whom you seek." Ardeth Bey: Then it is true. You have the sacred mark. Rick: What, that? No, that got slapped on me when I was in an orphanage in Cairo. Ardeth Bey: That mark means you are a protector of man. A warrior for God. A Medjai. Rick: I'm sorry. You've got the wrong guy.
(34 votes)
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[to Rick] Izzy: [to Rick] Every time I hook up with you, I get shot. Last time I got shot in the ass. I'm in mourning for my ass!
(29 votes)
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Imhotep: [after seeing O'Connell during the firefight] You!
(28 votes)
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Ardeth Bey: [to Alex] By putting on the bracelet, you have started a chain reaction that could bring about the next apocalypse. Alex: [gasp] Rick: [to Ardeth] Hey, you, lighten up. [to Alex] Rick: You, big trouble. [to Jonathan] Rick: You, get in the car.
(27 votes)
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Alex: Hey. The Book of the Dead. Meela: What a bright little child. Your mother must be missing you terribly. If you wish to see her again, you better behave. Alex: Lady, I don't behave for my parents, what makes you think I'm going to do it for you? Meela: Because your parents don't put poisonous snakes in your bed while you're sleeping.
(26 votes)
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[Jonathan and a thug are being chased by pygmies and are running into the burial ground] Jonathan: There's the burial ground. We're safe. Do you see those sacred stones? They'll never cross those. Thug: Are you sure? Jonathan: Well of course I'm sure. [a pygmy runs past and kills the thug. Jonathan screams] Jonathan: Sorry, my mistake.
(3 votes)
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Jonathan: I told you. I told you. Meela: And your point is...? Jonathan: I told you so you wouldn't kill me. Meela: When did we make that arrangement?
(3 votes)
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Alex: Are we there yet? Lock-Nah: No. Alex: Are we there yet? Lock-Nah: No. Alex: Are we there yet? Lock-Nah: No. Alex: Are we... [Lock-Nah stabs his knife right between Alex's fingers] Alex: Wow, that's amazing. Perfect aim. Lock-Nah: What are you talking about? I missed.
(2 votes)
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Ardeth Bey: I'm sorry if I alarmed your son. But you must understand, now that the bracelet is on his wrist, we have only seven days before the Scorpion King awakens! Rick: We? What we? Ardeth Bey: If he is not killed, he will call forth the Army of Anubis! Jonathan: I take it that's not a good thing? Rick: Oh, he'll wipe out the world. Jonathan: Ah, the old "Wipe-Out-The-World" ploy.
(2 votes)
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[witnessing Imhotep's resurrection] Rick: You know, a couple of years ago, this would have seemed really strange to me.
(2 votes)
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Jonathan: Pull me up. Pull me up. [he sees the huge diamond on top of the pyramid] Jonathan: Wait, wait. Let me down. Let me down. Rick: It's not worth your life, you idiot. Jonathan: Yes, it is. Yes, it is.
(2 votes)
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[Evelyn has just kicked a poisonous snake towards Rick] Rick: Those are poisonous, you know. Evelyn: Only if they bite you.
(1 vote)
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Ardeth Bey: Him. [Alex rips the picture out of Ardeth's hands] Alex: Hey, I know him. He works at the British Museum. Ardeth Bey: Are you sure? Rick: You better believe him, he spends more time there then he does at home.
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Alex: My dad is going to kick your arse. Imhotep: I do not think so.
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Rick: This is bad. Evelyn: We've had bad before. Rick: This is worse.
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Jacques: This place... is cursed. Red: What is it with you and curses? Spivey: Yeah, you're not happy without a good curse. [mockingly] Spivey: This is cursed. That is cursed.
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Rick: Honey, what are you doing? These guys don't use doors.
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Rick: [about the fire torch Evie is holding] You know if you move that fast enough, you can almost write your name?
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[after crashing through London and fighting off the Mummy soldiers] Rick: You okay? Ardeth Bey: This was my first bus ride.
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Evelyn: Jonathan, that's my husband and my son down there. Make me proud. Jonathan: Today is that day, Evy.
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Evelyn: No harm ever came from opening a chest Rick: Yeah, no harm ever came from reading a book either. Remember how that one went?
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Ardeth Bey: There's a fine line between coincidence and fate.
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Alex: Sucker weighs a goddang ton. Evelyn: Alex, watch your language! Alex: Rather weighty, this.
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[Rick opens up his trunk] Rick: Do you want the shotgun? Ardeth Bey: No, I prefer the Thompson.
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Rick: Okay, now you're starting to scare me. Evelyn: Now I'm starting to scare myself.
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Rick: [O'Connell sees mummified soldiers destroying his car] No, no, not my car! Oh, I hate mummies.
27
Izzy: This thing is filled with gas, dammit. Not hot air, gas. Where am I supposed to find gas around here? Bananas? Mangos? Tarzan's arse?
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Rick: Alex? Alex: What did you think, that a mummy had come back to life? Rick: I'll tell you a story sometime.
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Evelyn: Alex, I'm serious, if you've lost that key, you're grounded. Alex: I haven't lost it, I just can't find it. There's a difference you know.
30
[Rick comes in and sees Jonathan being interrogated by thugs] Rick: Uh, hello. Jonathan, I thought I said no more wild parties. Jonathan: Well, when you're popular...
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Rick: Knowing my brother-in-law, he probably deserves whatever you're about to do to him. But this is my house, and I have certain rules about snakes and dismemberment.
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Rick: What did you do this time? Jonathan: Well, I haven't done anything to anybody. [bullets fly through the door] Jonathan: ... lately.
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Rick: All right - you're here, the bad guys are here, Evie's been kidnapped - let me guess... Ardeth Bey: Yes. Once again they removed the creature from his grave. Jonathan: I don't mean to point fingers, but isn't it your job to make sure that doesn't happen?
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Izzy: O'Connell, if you give me that gold stick there, you can shave my head, wax my legs, and use me for a surfboard. Rick: Didn't we do that in Tripoli?
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Ardeth Bey: If a man does not embrace his past, he has no future.
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Baltus Hafez, the Curator: [after the Scorpion King grabs him] My lord, save me. Save me. Imhotep: Why?
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Izzy: O'Connell, who the hell you been messing with this time, huh? Rick: Oh, you know, the usual. Mummies, pygmies, big bugs.
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Rick: [talking about Alex] I swear that kid gets more and more like you every day. Evelyn: What? More handsome, clever and devilishly charming? Rick: No. He's driving me crazy.
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Evelyn: Would you like to know what heaven looks like? Rick: Later.
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Rick: Go to hell and take your friends with you.
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Lock-Nah: [about Alex] NOW may I kill him?
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[after breaking the key of in the ignition] Alex: You broke it. You broke it. You broke it. Jonathan: Be quiet Alex. If there are going to be any hysterics, they should come from me.
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Rick: Where the hell is Jonathon? [Jonathon drives up in a 2-story bus] Rick: What's the matter with my car? Jonathan: I was forced to choose another means of transportation. Rick: A double-decker bus? Jonathan: [pointing to Alex] It was his idea. Alex: Was not! Jonathan: Was too! Rick: Just go! Alex: Was not! Jonathan: Was too!
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[about mummified soldiers] Rick: Oh no, not these guys again.
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Lock-Nah: The Book Of The Dead gives life. Meela: And The Book Of The Living takes life away. Lock-Nah: I thought that was my job.
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Jonathan: I say chaps, look at that. Shrunken heads. I'd love to know how they do that. [Everybody looks strangely at Jonathan] Jonathan: Just curious.
47
[Alex has just destroyed a temple] Alex: Mom, dad, I can explain *everything*.
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Izzy: Well that's not good.
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Izzy: That's half mine, you know. Jonathan: What are you talking about? Izzy: You took my gold stick. Jonathan: I swear on the head of my wife I have no idea what you're talking about. Izzy: What? You haven't got a wife.
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Rick: You know, it's not easy, being a dad. Alex: Yeah. But you're doing it real well.
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