Other Titles • What Women Want • Was Frauen wollen (2001)
Quotes from What Women Want (2000)
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Lola: You talk to me like a woman, you think like a woman. Nick, come on, admit it. You're totally and completely gay!
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Nick Marshall: What's the difference between a wife and a job? After 10 years a job still sucks.
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Nick Marshall: There's way too much estrogen on television these days.
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Darcy McGuire: I'm the man-eating bitch Darth Vader of the ad world.
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Morgan: What, are you officially a woman now?
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Nick Marshall: I can see elegant parties... Darcy McGuire: You can see all that? Nick Marshall: Well, maybe you're naked and I'm the only guest, but it's still elegant.
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Nick Marshall: It's never too late to do the right thing. That's what I'll do, I'll go over there and do the right thing.
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Nick Marshall: Have you ever done that, taken the wrong road? Of course not, you wouldn't do that, somebody like me does that.
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Darcy McGuire: What kind of knight in shining armor would I be if the man I love needs rescuing and I just let him walk out my door?
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Morgan: Can we walk AND talk? Because, in case you live, I don't wanna be late.
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J.M. Perkins: If you know what women want, you can rule!
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Lola: Okay, lied about the "grande"...
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Lola: Ladies and gentlemen, Nick Marshall is a sex god!
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Darcy McGuire: You wore control-top pantyhose? Nick Marshall: Did you put a pair in the pink box? Darcy McGuire: [laughs] And how did you look in them? Nick Marshall: Hot.
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[looking distractedly in refrigerator] Nick Marshall: What am I doing? She's not in the refrigerator.
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Darcy McGuire: [to Nick Marshall as he leaves] That's it? Nick Marshall: I don't want that to be it. I don't want that to be it at all. Darcy McGuire: Then don't let a little thing like me firing you stand in your way.
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Nick Marshall: [to Darcy] He made you feel the price you pay just for being you is that you don't get to have love.
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Nick Marshall: I realize I haven't been the perfect dad. Alex: Understatement of the century.
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[waxing] Nick Marshall: Oh... This is nice, I don't understand why women complain about waxing.
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[to Morgan Farwell] Nick Marshall: She thinks you're overpaid... and gay.
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Alex: My dad? He's always been... like an uncle to me. Yeah, Uncle Dad.
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Nick Marshall: Women are crazy! Who would want to do that again?
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Nick Marshall: [singing along to music] I'm a bitch, I'm a mother, I'm her brother, It's a charmer as I volumize my hair, I am not aware.
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[puts on pantyhose on one leg] Nick Marshall: One down, two to go. He he.
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Nick Marshall: Buns of steel... I'd steal her buns if I could.
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Inner Voice of poodle: Monsieur, I have to poop.
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Nick Marshall: [trying to convice his psychiatrist that he can hear what women think] You don't believe me? Pick a number. J.M. Perkins: Alright. A number between one and...? Nick Marshall: A million, why not? J.M. Perkins: Between one and a million, alright. [Closes her eyes and concentrates] Nick Marshall: Six-hundred and eighty-four thousand, nine-hundred ninety-eight, ninety nine. [Psychiatrist's eyes flash open] Nick Marshall: Want to make a decision here?
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Inner Voice Actress: [woman walking by Nick after he gains his powers] Kissing a girl once doesn't make me a lesbian, does it?
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