Dr. Quinn Burchenal: Uh oh - we're going to talk about God now, aren't we? 'Cause if we are, I'm going to need another pop. Chantilas: Not God... faith. Dr. Quinn Burchenal: Faith? Oh, I had a girlfriend named Faith. She cheated on me, with a girl named Chastity.
(40 votes)
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Gallagher: Well, here it is: that time they told us about in high school when math would save our lives.
(35 votes)
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[Bowman has just stepped out of the shower naked, unaware that Gallagher is standing right there] Commander Kate Bowman: Could you, uh... pass me that towel?
(33 votes)
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Gallagher: Fuck this planet!
(34 votes)
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[Commander Kate Bowman steps out of the shower not realizing Gallagher coming in] Commander Kate Bowman: Could you pass me the towel, please? Gallagher: Sure. Sorry. Commander Kate Bowman: Just pretend I'm your sister. Gallagher: [grins] I have two sisters. They don't look like you.
(30 votes)
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Dr. Quinn Burchenal: We just disappointed 10 billion people. Not counting the ex-wives.
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Gallagher: I prefer one moon, you know? That way you know what to call it: The Moon.
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Commander Kate Bowman: No joy on all scenarios for engine ignition. That includes hitting the console [hits the console] Commander Kate Bowman: . What next? Over.
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Commander Kate Bowman: How do you propose that I explain to Houston that two of my crew went blind drinking moonshine vodka? Gallagher: Very carefully? [Burchenal giggles] Commander Kate Bowman: So what, doesn't this establishment serve women?
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[Urinating on the surface of Mars] Dr. Quinn Burchenal: Whoa! You sure do get some high arc in this low gravity. Gallagher: You watching this, AMEE? We're taking the first piss on Mars.
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[Upon being resuscitated] Gallagher: I saw Elvis.
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Dr. Quinn Burchenal: [looking at the destroyed habitat] Well, at least this thing has enough rocket fuel to keep us warm. Gallagher: [igniting the fuel with a lighter] Here comes a billion dollar campfire. At least it's good for something.
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Gallagher: We walk 100 km. to a 30 year old Russian rock probe that failed to launch and try to jump start it. Gee, why couldn't you make it tough.
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Dr. Quinn Burchenal: What if-what if we just tell Huston that there is no life on Mars? Then we just take it for ourselves! We-no listen! We can rule! I can be the king, Gallagher can be the toilet fixer, Chantlis can be the Spiritual Adviser and Pettengail -... has passed out. Ok...
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[Gallagher asks the symptoms of hypoxia] Dr. Quinn Burchenal: Hypoxia? Dizzy. Skin'll tingle. Vision narrows. Then anoxia. Shock, convulsions, acidosis. Gallagher: Gonna hurt? Dr. Quinn Burchenal: Yeah.
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Dr. Quinn Burchenal: Short time to live, long time to wait.
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Gallagher: Well, thats about it. I hate this planet. I really miss Earth. I really miss a lot of things. I... I 'm gonna miss you. [pause] Gallagher: Aren't you gonna say anything?. [he stops for a second] Gallagher: I shoulda kissed you. Commander Kate Bowman: Yeah, you shoulda kissed me. Lucille: Com Frequency lost, Commander Gallagher: Bye...
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Lucille: Launch Release System not responding. Commander Kate Bowman: That's not good. Lucille: No, it isn't.
Gallagher: We can breathe! Dr. Quinn Burchenal: I don't know what the hell this is but I'll take it!
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Dr. Quinn Burchenal: A former rocket scientist who now specializes in making sandwiches. Terrific.
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Gallagher: It's nice just to know you are still up there. Commander Kate Bowman: Yeah well, I don't mind dying, I just hate being alone so get your asses back here.
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Dr. Quinn Burchenal: [after a discussion of faith] Listen, let's forget about all the religious stuff for now. Now, I say, Commander Bowman, to hell with humanity. I say, we take it. We just take it over for ourselves! Gallagher: [sounding very serious] Call Earth, tell them it sucks, and don't bother coming? Dr. Quinn Burchenal: [laughs] Yeah, whatever keeps the riffraffs out. Chantilas, you can to the religion thing. Gallagher, you can keep the space john working... Pettengail's... passed out, and I can do pretty much everything else. King. Commander Kate Bowman: What about me? [Team members give Bowman a look because it's totally obvious] Dr. Quinn Burchenal: You'll be my queen. Propagation of the species. [Commander Bowman nods at him, and gets up and leaves] Dr. Quinn Burchenal: It was just a, just a joke, Commander Bowman. Chantilas: And on that note gentlemen, I suggest we all retire.
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[Gallagher needs a new battery for the sample-return vehicle, and has just realized that the battery from the malfunctioning AMEE robot will work] Gallagher: Alternate high-voltage energy source... come and get me.
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