Other Titles • The Boondock Saints (1999) • Der Blutige Pfad Gottes (1999) • Mission des dieux
Quotes from The Boondock Saints (1999)
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Connor: Now you will receive us. Murphy: We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry. Connor: We do not want your tired and sick. Murphy: It is your corrupt we claim. Connor: It is your evil that will be sought by us. Murphy: With every breath, we shall hunt them down. Connor: Each day we will spill their blood, 'til it rains down from the skies. Murphy: Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace. Connor: These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior, and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost. Murphy: There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth, not to push the bounds and cross over, in to true corruption, into our domain. Connor: For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day you will repent. Murphy: And we will send you to whatever god you wish.
(89 votes)
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Rocco: Fucking... What the fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks... [shouts] Rocco: fuck! Connor: Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.
(84 votes)
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[Picking out weapons and gear] Connor: You know what we need? Some rope. Murphy: What are you, insane? Connor: No, I'm serious. Charlie Bronson's always got a rope. In the movies, they've always got rope and they always end up using it. Murphy: That's stupid. Name one fucking thing you're gonna need a rope for. Connor: It's not what they need it for, they just always need it. Murphy: What's this "they" shit? This isn't a movie. [Murphy picks up a huge commando knife] Connor: Oh, is that right, Rambo? Murphy: All right, get your stupid fucking rope.
(52 votes)
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[Connor and Murphy always pray over their victims] Connor, Murphy: And shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee, Power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command, we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine patris, et filii... [they cock their guns] Connor, Murphy: ...et spiritus sancti. [blam]
(50 votes)
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[after dropping through the ceiling on a rope and killing nine mobsters] Connor: Well, "Name one thing you're gonna need this stupid fucking rope for." Murphy: That was way easier than I thought it would be. Connor: Aye. Murphy: On TV you always have that guy that jumps over the sofa... Connor: And then you've got to shoot at him for ten fucking minutes. Murphy: We're good. Connor: Yes, we are.
(32 votes)
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Connor: How far are we going to take this, Da? Il Duce: The question is not how far. The question is, do you possess the constitution, the depth of faith, to go as far as is needed?
(20 votes)
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[the McManus brothers are delivering the family prayer to Rocco, who has just been killed by Yakavetta] Connor, Murphy: And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand... [they hear the click of guns behind them and they whip around with guns drawn to come face to face with Il Duce] Il Duce: ...that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth unto Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be, In Nomine Patris, Et Fili, Et Spiritus Sancti.
(16 votes)
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Il Duce: Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God.
(12 votes)
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Connor: Jesus. He brought a six-shooter. Murphy: There's nine bodies, genius. Connor: What the fuck were you going to do, laugh the last three to death, Funny-Man?
(12 votes)
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Paul Smecker: [Enters the police station, packed with cops] First of all, I'd like to thank whichever one of you donut-munching, barrel-assed, pud-pulling sissies leaked this to the press. That's all we need now: some sensational story in the papers making these guys out to be superheroes, triumphing over evil. Let me squash the rumors right now: These two are not heroes. They're just two ordinary men who were put in an extraordinary situation and just happened to come out on top. Yes, nothing from our far-reaching computer system has turned up diddly on these two. All we know is what we found out from the neighbors, and the general consensus is, they're angels. But angels don't kill. And we have two bodies in the morgue that look like they've been "serial-crushed by some huge friggin' guy".
(11 votes)
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Rocco: They can suck my pathetic little dick, and I'll dip my nuts in marinara sauce just so those fat bastards can get a taste of home while they're at it.
(11 votes)
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Rocco: Fuckin' what the fuckin', fuck who the fuck, fuck this fuckin, how did you two fuckin' fucks... *Fuck*!
(9 votes)
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The Priest: Would they ever harm an innocent person for any reason? [of Rocco, who's holding him at gunpoint] Paul Smecker: No, they would never do that. Paul Smecker: Well, the two Irish guys wouldn't, the Italian guy, he might, he's kind of an idiot.
(9 votes)
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Monsignor: And I am reminded, on this holy day, of the sad story of Kitty Genovese. As you all may remember, a long time ago, almost thirty years ago, this poor soul cried out for help time and time again, but no person answered her calls. Though many saw, no one so much as called the police. They all just watched as Kitty was being stabbed to death in broad daylight. They watched as her assailant walked away. Now, we must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men. Connor: [as the brothers exit the church] I do believe the monsignor's finally got the point. Murphy: Aye.
(8 votes)
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Rocco: Shut your fat ass, Rayvie! I can't buy a pack of smokes without runnin' into nine guys you've fucked!
(8 votes)
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[a Russian gangster comes into the bar] Murphy: So you're Chekov, huh? Well, this here's McCoy. Find a Spock, we got us an away team.
(8 votes)
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Rocco: I killed your cat, you druggie bitch. Donna: What? Why? Rocco: I thought it would bring closure to our relationship.
(7 votes)
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Connor: [picking out weapons and gear] Do ya know what we need, man? Some rope. Murphy: Absolutely. What are you, insane? Connor: No I ain't. Charlie Bronson's always got rope. Murphy: What? Connor: Yeah. He's got a lot of rope strapped around him in the movies, and they always end up using it. Murphy: You've lost it, haven't ya? Connor: No, I'm serious. Murphy: That's stupid. Name one thing you'd need a rope for. Connor: You don't fuckin' know what you're gonna need it for. They just always need it. Murphy: What's this 'they' shit? This isn't a movie. Connor: Oh, right. [picks up large knife out of Murphy's bag] Connor: Is that right, Rambo? Murphy: All right. Get your stupid fuckin' rope. Connor: I'll get my stupid rope. I'll get it. There's a rope right there.
(6 votes)
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Rocco: [shouts] Fuck it! There's so much shit that pisses me off! You guys should recruit, because I'm sick and fucking tired of walking down the street, waiting for one of these crack-piping, ass-wiping, motherless lowlifes to get me! Murphy: Hallelujah, Jaffar. Rocco: Wait, so you're not just talking about mob guys, right? You're talking about pimps and drug dealers and all that shit, right? Connor: Oh, yeah. Rocco: Fuck. You guys could do this every goddamn day! Murphy: We're sorta like 7-Eleven. We're not always doing business, but we're always open. Connor: That is nicely put.
(6 votes)
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[after Rocco fondles an unconscious stripper's breast] Connor: What the fuck are you doing? Rocco: ...I'll tip her.
(6 votes)
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Paul Smecker: They exited out the front door. They had no idea what they were in for. Now they're staring at six men with guns drawn. It was a fucking ambush. [the McManus brothers and Rocco exit the house and come face to face with Il Duce, one man with six guns] Paul Smecker: This was a fucking bomb dropping on Beaver Cleaverville. For a few seconds, this place was Armageddon! [shouts] Paul Smecker: There was a firefight!
(6 votes)
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[after Rocco gets his finger shot off] Rocco: Feels like it's still there. Connor: Yeah, well it's not.
(6 votes)
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Yakavetta: I'm having a shitty day. I'm depressed. Tell me a funny joke. Rocco: Uh, OK. There's these three guys walking on the beach, a spic, a white guy, and a black guy. Yakavetta: Nigger. Rocco: Yeah, right. So they find this pot, rub it, and a genie comes out. The genie says, "You can wish for whatever you want." So he asks the Mexican what he wants, and he says "I want all my people in America to be happy and free, and in Mexico." So the genie goes poof. It's done. Then he says to the black guy... Vincenzo Lipazzi: Nigger. Rocco: Yeah, right, he says to the nigger "What do you want?" and the nigger says, "I want all my nigger brothers to be back in Africa, and happy and free and everything." So the genie goes poof. And they're all back in Africa. So... I'm not funny today, really, this joke sucks, I know... Yakavetta: Continue the joke. Rocco: Uh, so he says to the white guy, "What's your one wish?" And the white guy says, "Wait, you mean to tell me that all the spics and niggers are out of America?" The genie goes yeah, and the white guy says, uh, "I'll have a Coke, then."
(5 votes)
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Paul Smecker: So you're telling me it was one guy with six guns, and he was a senior frigging citizen?
(5 votes)
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Paul Smecker: Television. Television is the explanation for this - you see this in bad television. Little assault guys creeping through the vents, coming in through the ceiling - that James Bond shit never happens in real life! Professionals don't do that!
(5 votes)
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Paul Smecker: You know, you Irish cops are perking up. That's two sound theories in one day, neither of which deal with abnormally sized men. Kind of makes me feel like Riverdancing.
(4 votes)
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Rocco: I'll catch you on the flip side.
(5 votes)
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Connor: It's the real deal, Roc. Evil men, dead men.
(4 votes)
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Murphy: We're sorta like 7-11. We're not always doin' business, but we're always open. Connor: That was nicely put.
(4 votes)
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Yakavetta: The 90's are killing me. I shouldn't have done that. You're not supposed to tell a guy you're gonna kill him no more. I got to tiptoe through the tulips with these assholes. Taking all the fun out of the job.
(4 votes)
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Doc: You know what they say: People in glass houses sink sh... sh... sh... ships. Rocco: I got to buy you a proverb book or something, because this mix 'n' match shit's got to go. Doc: What? Connor: Well, a penny saved is worth two in the bush, isn't it? Murphy: And don't cross the road if you can't get out of the kitchen.
(3 votes)
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Il Duce: And whosoever shed man's blood, by man shall his blood be shed, for in the image of God made He man.
(3 votes)
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[the two brothers are in an airshaft and getting a bit uncomfortable] Murphy: Where the fuck are you going? Connor: Shhh. I fucking hear some shit out here. Murphy: Ahh, fuck you! I'm sweatin' my ass off carrying your fuckin' rope around. Must weigh thirty pounds... Connor: Shhh. We are doing some serious shit here, now get a fucking hold of yourself! Murphy: Oh, *fuck you*! I'm not the rope-totin' Charlie Bronson wannabe that's getting us fucking lost! Connor: Would you fucking shut it? [taps him on the head with his flash light, and both brothers start fighting in the air vent until it gives way] Connor: Jesus fucking Christ! Murphy: Oh, shit! [the vents give way]
(2 votes)
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[after Smecker proves the Boston detectives wrong] Paul Smecker: We'll start the ass-kissing with you.
(2 votes)
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[after Rocco shoots three men in a coffee shop] Murphy: Kind of liberating, isn't it? Rocco: You know, it is a bit.
(2 votes)
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Paul Smecker: Oh, isn't that wonderful? All the lowlifes in quiet city Boston are dropping dead and *you* think it's unrelated! Greenly, the day I want the Boston Police to do my thinking for me, I will have a fucking tag on my toe!
(2 votes)
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Doc: Why don't you make like a tree, and get the fuck outta here?
(2 votes)
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Connor: [during job training for Rosengurtie Baumgartener, an avid feminist] The rule of thumb here is... Rosengurtie: Wait, rule of thumb? In the early 1900s it was legal for men to beat their wives, as long as they used a stick no wider than their thumb. Connor: Well, can't do much damage with that then, can we? Should have been a rule of wrist.
(1 vote)
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Paul Smecker: [Agent Smecker walks up to the first crime scene, where Chekov and his partner lay dead] Brilliant. So now we got a huge guy theory, and a serial crusher theory. Top notch. What's your name? Detective Greenly: Detective Greenly. Who the fuck are you? Paul Smecker: [opens his coat and shows his FBI credentials] That's who the fuck I am.
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Connor: We haven't really got a system of deciding who, Roc. It's just... Rocco: Me! *Me*! I'm the guy! I know everyone! Their habits, who they hang out with, who they talk to! I've got phone numbers, addresses! I know who they're fucking! I know where they *live*! We could kill *everyone.* Murphy: So what do you think? Connor: I'm strangely comfortable with it.
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Yakavetta: He's happy now, just killing us one by one. And worse, he's good at it.
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[Yakavetta wants to call in Il Duce] Augustus DiStephano: Your father and I used him three times in twenty years, only when things got totally fucked. Whenever we needed one of our own bumped off, we called this guy in. He had a thing for clipping wiseguys, but only one rule: No women, no kids. Believe me, kid, you don't want this guy unless you are one hundred percent sure you need him. He's a fucking monster.
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[the brothers discover a briefcase of money with the roomful of Russian mobsters they've just wiped out] Connor: Fuck me! Murphy: Whoa. The hits just keep on coming! [whacks Connor in the face with a wad of cash] Connor: Ow! Give it a smell! Murphy: I love our new job.
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Rocco: This guy takes out a whole family... wife, kids, everybody... like he's ordering fucking pizza.
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Murphy: There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over into true corruption, into our domain.
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Murphy: Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace.
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Paul Smecker: So Duffy, have any theories to go with that tie?
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Rocco: Anybody *you* think is evil? Connor: Aye. Rocco: Don't you think that's a little weird, a little psycho? Connor: You know what I think is psycho, Roc? It's decent men with loving families. They come home every day after work and they turn on the news. You know what they see? They see rapists, and murderers and child molestors. They're all getting out of prison. Murphy: Mafiosos. Getting caught with twenty kilos. Getting out on bail the same fucking day. Connor: And everywhere, everyone thinks the same thing: that someone should just go kill those motherfuckers. Murphy: Kill 'em all. Admit it. Even you've thought about it. Rocco: You guys should be in every major city. This is some heavy shit. This is, like, Lone Ranger heavy, man.
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Paul Smecker: Good shooting, shitty shooting.
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[while drunk in the confession booth] Paul Smecker: I put evil men behind bars, but the law has miles of red tape and loopholes for these cocksuckers to slip through.
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