Todd: Hey Ronna, how are sales? Ronna: Todd, I can explain Todd: I'm not going to ask you to. It's not like I'm in a highly ethical industry. But Goddamned, Ronna. You fucked me over for twenty lousy hits!
(17 votes)
2
Claire: Gay men are so hot. It's tragic.
(15 votes)
3
Ronna: I need a favor. Todd: Wow, I didn't know we'd become such good friends, because if we had, you'd know that I give head before I give favors and I don't even give my best friends head so your chances of getting a favor are pretty fucking slim.
(15 votes)
4
Singh: Just so we're clear, you stole a car, shot a bouncer, and had sex with two women?
(15 votes)
5
Todd: Ronna, I just gave you a favor. Ronna: And here I just thought you gave me head.
(15 votes)
6
Todd: You come to me out of the blue, asking to buy 20 hits. Just so happens that 20 being the magic number at which intent to sell becomes trafficking! Ronna: Todd, I would never fuck you like that. Todd: How would you fuck me?
7
Tiny: Yo, I told you, my mother's mother's mother was black! Marcus: Your mother's mother's mother, f*** - this ain't "Roots", mutha... Man, I wanna see a picture of this Nubian princess. If you were any less black, you would be clear.
8
Zack: It really didn't go as bad as it could have. Adam: A girl is dead, Zack. Zack: I didn't say it went perfectly.
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[Referring to the Family Circus comic strip] Todd: And it's always there, in the lower right hand corner, just waiting to suck.
10
Todd: What do you want for Christmas, Claire? Claire: ...I don't know. Todd: You wanna get laid? Claire: No. Todd: No, you don't wanna get laid, or no, you do, but you don't wanna get laid - with me?
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Tiny: Her contact lens. it's stuck on the end of my dick Marcus: Was it hard or soft? Tiny: What, my dick? Singh: The contact lens
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Stringy Haired Woman: Don't think you're something you're not. I used to have your job. Ronna: Look how far it got you.
13
Claire: You're making me an accessory! Ronna: Okay Claire, that bracelet of mine you're wearing, that's an accessory.
14
[Claire walks out of the apartment - a gunshot is heard from the apartment - she freezes] Simon Baines: [from the apartment] It's alright. I'm okay.
15
Adam: Is it safe to have a radio attached to my balls like this?
16
Marcus: I'm not a bathroom attendant!
17
[after beinga sked by Burke to sell confederated products] Zack: I need to bathe in sin. Adam: With me, or one of your other boyfriends?
18
Victor Sr.: Let's gut this motherfucker!
19
Ronna: [before selling baby aspirin to a party-goer] Show me your tits.
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