Other Titles • Cruel Intentions • Cruel Inventions (1997) • Sexual Provocation (1999)
Quotes from Cruel Intentions (1999)
1
Kathryn: Can I take my new car for a ride? Sebastian: Kathryn, the only thing you'll be riding is me.
(46 votes)
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[Cecile is wearing a shirt with a big koala bear on it] Sebastian: My, what an adorable shirt you're wearing! Cecile Caldwell: Thanks, my dad took me on a trip to Australia. Sebastian: And how are things down under? [looks up her skirt] Sebastian: Blossoming, I hope.
(37 votes)
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Sebastian: You preach about waiting for love. Well, here it is, right in front of you, and you're going to turn your back on it. So that makes you a hypocrite.
(33 votes)
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Greg McConnell: What am I? Grandma with the birthday present. Suck it ya dumb bitch!
(37 votes)
5
[on Greg being gay] Blaine Tuttle: He used to sneak into my dorm room drunk every month. We'd go at it for a little while, and then, as soon as he'd come, he'd start freaking out. "What are you doing, man? I'm not a fag. If you tell anybody, I'm gonna kick your ass!" God. The only reason I let him keep up the charade is because the man's got a mouth like a hoover. Ooh!
(30 votes)
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Sebastian: Dear Annette, I don't know what I could possibly say that would rectify the harm I've caused you. The truth of the matter is that being with you was the only time I have ever been happy. My whole life has been a joke. I prided myself on taking joy in others' misery. Well, it finally backfired. I succeed in hurting the first person I ever loved. Enclosed is my most prized possession. My journal. For a long time I considered it my trophy. A sordid collection of my conquests. If you really want to know the truth than please read it. No more lies. Please give me another chance. I'm a wreck without you.
(7 votes)
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Mrs. Sugarman: Oh, did I ever tell you the time, when my late husband sent me... Sebastian: Yes, you already did, Mrs. Sugarman. Mrs. Sugarman: Oh, I did? Sebastian: Right after we played backgammon, Mrs. Sugarman. Mrs. Sugarman: Oh! We played backgammon? Sebastian: Uh huh. You beat me three times. Mrs. Sugarman: I did? Sebastian: Yup. Then I fucked your daughter. Mrs. Sugarman: Excuse me? Sebastian: I said, would you care for some water? Mrs. Sugarman: No, thank you.
(6 votes)
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Kathryn: Sebastian, that little wager you mentioned earlier. Count me in. Sebastian: What are the terms? Kathryn: If I win, then that hot little car of yours is mine. Sebastian: And if I win? Kathryn: I'll give you something you've been obsessing about ever since our parents got married. Sebastian: Be more specific. Kathryn: In English, I'll fuck your brains out. Sebastian: What makes you think I'll go for that bet? That is a 1956 Jaguar Roadster. Kathryn: Because I'm the only girl you can't have, and it kills you. Sebastian: No thanks. Kathryn: You can put in anywhere. Sebastian: You've got yourself a bet, baby. [they shake hands and Sebastian exits] Kathryn: Happy hunting, Sebastian.
(7 votes)
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Sebastian: Why can't we be together? Annette: You wanna know why? Because I don't trust myself with you.
(5 votes)
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Sebastian: E-mail is for geeks and pedophiles.
(4 votes)
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Sebastian: I can't win with you. Annette: It's not all about winning, Sebastian.
(4 votes)
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Cecile Caldwell: This sure doesn't taste like an iced tea. Sebastian: It's from Long Island.
(3 votes)
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Annette: I don't know if this'll help. But sometimes when I'm feeling down, I turn to Jesus and he helps me through it. Kathryn: Thank you. Annette: All right, well, I'll see you around campus. Kathryn: Looking forward to it... Freak.
(3 votes)
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Kathryn: Everybody loves me, and I intend to keep it that way.
(4 votes)
15
Kathryn: Fuck her yet? Sebastian: Working on it. Kathryn: Loser. Sebastian: Blow me. Kathryn: Call me later?
(4 votes)
16
Sebastian: We've done some pretty fucked up shit in our time but this... I mean, we're destroying an innocent girl. You do realize that?
(3 votes)
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[Cecile returns home in the morning with her clothes rumpled and hair disheveled] Bunny Caldwell: Jesus Christ, where have you been? Cecile Caldwell: Shopping.
(3 votes)
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Kathryn: Introduce her to your world of sex, drugs and... what else do you do?
(2 votes)
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Annette: People shouldn't experience the act of love until they are in love.
(3 votes)
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Annette: You know what your problem is? You take yourself way too seriously. Sebastian: I do not. Annette: You should lighten up. Sebastian: I am lightened, can we drop this? Annette: Okay. [Makes a face at Sebastian] Sebastian: Will you stop that? Annette: [Continues to make a face] Sebastian: Stop, it's distracting [starts to laugh] Annette: Are you laughing? Sebastian: [seriously] No. Annette: No? [Makes another face, Sebastian begins to laugh and then regains control] Annette: Its okay you can laugh, I promise I won't tell anyone.
(3 votes)
21
Kathryn: Unfortunately, our Don Juan is moving with the speed of a Special Olympics hurdler.
(2 votes)
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Sebastian: I can't believe that there was a time in my life when all I could think about was... sex Dr. Greenbaum: That's no way to go through life.
(2 votes)
23
Sebastian: You could be a model. It's too bad you're not sexy.
(2 votes)
24
Sebastian: Night Sweetpea.
25
Sebastian: Unbelievable! Some fag, no offense... Blaine: None taken. Sebastian: Wrote a letter to this chick describing my lascivious tactics. Blaine: Any ideas who it could be? Sebastian: Blaine, if I knew who it was, that person would be in a momentous amount of pain!
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Sebastian: She made me laugh.
27
[Sebastian has just caught Greg in bed with Blaine] Greg McConnell: This could ruin my career. Sebastian: Well, not just your career, Greg. Think about your family. Can you imagine the humiliation your father is going to feel when he finds out that his pride and joy is a fudgepacker. Greg McConnell: Valmont, please! Don't tell my father. Please, for my sake. Sebastian: No. Sorry, can't help you there. After all, it is you who's been bad-mouthing me to Annette Hargrove. Greg McConnell: What are you talking about? Sebastian: You wrote a letter a few months ago to Annette Hargrove telling her all about me. You're the only one here who knows her. The truth will save you. Greg McConnell: Valmont, I swear I never said anything about you to her or anyone! Sebastian: Yeah, right. Blaine: Come to think of it, Valmont, he is probably telling you the truth. As I remember, this guy can barely write down a grocery list, much less a letter. What was I thinking?
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Kathryn: You're telling me you had the chance to fuck her and you didn't? God, are you a chump. Sebastian: A momentary lapse of judgment, soon to be rectified.
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Greg McConnell: [Sebastian walks in on Blaine and Greg fooling around] Shit! Give me my fucking underwear! Blaine Tuttle: All right! Don't get so huffy!
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