Tulio: I will give you the honor of a quick and painless death. [Grabs tiny dagger, looks at it] Tulio: But not with that.
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Miguel: You fight like my sister! Tulio: I've fought your sister. That's a compliment.
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Miguel: It really is the map to El Dorado! Tulio: You drank the sea water, didn't you?
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[Miguel and Tulio are stranded in the boat, together with Altivo] Miguel: Tulio, did you ever imagine it would end like this? Tulio: The horse is a surprise... Miguel: Any... regrets? Tulio: Besides dying? Yeah. I never... had enough... gold. Miguel: My regret, besides dying, is... our greatest is over before it began, and no one will even remember us. Tulio: Well, if it's any consolation, Miguel, you... made my life... an adventure. Miguel: And if it's any consolation, Tulio, you made my life... rich.
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Miguel: Did you ever imagine it would end like this? Tulio: The horse is a surprise.
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Miguel: Oh, come on! Tulio: I'm not coming on!
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Tuilo: Well it's not a pry bar
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Miguel: Stars!... Can't do it... Not today.
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Tulio: Miguel, he's a ruthless war-horse, not a poodle!
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Tulio: Come on, baby! Papa needs that crappy map!
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Tulio: What's happening here? Miguel: We're both in barrels-that's the extent of my knowledge
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Miguel: Look! The map to El Dorado! This could be our destiny! Our fate! Tulio: Miguel, if I believed in fate, I wouldn't be playing with loaded dice.
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Tulio: If I believed in fate, I wouldn't be using loaded dice!
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Tulio: Do you mind? Chel: No.
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Tuilo: All right. Here's the plan. In the dead of night, you and I grab some provisions, hijack one of those... one of those longboats... and then, we... row back to Spain like there's no manana! Miguel: [pauses] Back to Spain, yeah? Tuilo: Yeah. Miguel: [uncertainly] In... a rowboat. Tuilo: Yeah! Miguel: [sarcastically] Great. Sensational. That's your plan, is it? Tuilo: That's... pretty much it, yeah. Miguel: [delighted] Well, I like it! So, how do we get on deck? Tuilo: [pauses, deep breath] In the dead of night, you and I grab some provisions, hijack one of those... longboats...
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[Tulio is banging his head against the wall in the brig] Miguel: So uh, how... how's the escape plan coming?
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Tulio: Holy Ship!
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Miguel: We'll follow the trail! Tulio: What trail? Miguel: The trail we blaze!
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Miguel: I am Miguel. Tulio: I am Tulio. Miguel: Together we are Miguel and Tulio!
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Tulio: You're buying your own con! Miguel: Well at least I'm not dating mine.
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Miguel: Tulio you worry too much Tulio: No, I worry the exact right amount, you can never worry too much
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[after seeing a skeleton on the beach] Tulio: All in favor of getting back in the boat, say aye. Miguel: Aye!
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Tulio: [sighs] Well, it was nice working with you, partner. Miguel: Tulio, I just want you to know... I'm sorry about that girl in Barcelona.
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Chel: Oh, then I suppose you'll be wanting these back? [produces dice in her hand] Tulio: [pats pockets, shocked] Hey... how'd you get those? Miguel: [raising eyebrows] WHERE was she KEEPING them?
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