Mick: [holding an electric carving knife] Look at me! Look at me! I'm Leatherface!
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Debi: My work here is done. Time for the ritualistic sex!
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Debi: There is evil out there, and I'm gonna kick its ass!
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Anton: Who's your daddy now, bitch, huh? Who's your fucking daddy now?
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Mick: That is some one-hit shit.
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Pnub: As usual, marijuana saves an otherwise disastrous day.
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Anton: Hey, I didn't kill anyone on purpose, okay! Mick: Yeah well we weren't in hell! I mean there was this bright white light at the end of a long tunnel, right, and there was these chicks' voices, and that music... Anton: Music? Pnub: Yeah kinda uncool music, like, Enya. And these chicks' voices they were saying "Come to us, come towards the light". Anton: So what happened? Mick: We figured, fuck it, I mean it was really far!
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Mick: [to 911 operator] There is something wrong with my friend, I think he smoked some nutmeg or something.
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Anton: So, what are you guys doing here? Pnub: We need a place to kick it. Don't be selfish, Anton! No one else's parents are dead!
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Pnub: And if your mother had teeth, she wouldn't suck dick so well. What's your point?"
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Mick: I'm gonna go call 911. What's the number?
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Anton: [singing] Devil girl, with nothin' to lose, she's got wind in her hair and gum on her sho-o-o-es!
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Anton: We're gathered here today... um... because you're all dead.
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[Anton is about to chop off his 'evil' right hand] Mick: Wait a minute. If you chop off your right hand, how are you going to chop the other one off? Anton: Oh no, man, the lefty's a keeper. I mean, I hit the remote with it, light up with it, relieve a little tension...
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Anton: You lied to me! Mick: You killed me, let's try to keep this thing in perspective here!
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Anton: Dearly beloved we gathered here today cause your all dead... and I killed you.
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Anton: What the hell are you doing? Pnub: C.P.R. Man, I saw it on Baywatch man!
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Pnub: Maybe we should clean that up. Mick: Yeah, and while we're at it, let's just clean the whole fuckin' house.
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Mick: Yeah I was a little bitter about the getting killed by my best friend thing but I've had time to get over it.
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Pnub: Why would we go to hell? We're not bad, we're not exactly good or anything but atleast we don't go around killing people!
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Girl outside Burger Jungle: Like this one time they asked my to go on a double date, and I thought they were 'tards or something... [starts crying] Girl outside Burger Jungle: ... So I told them to go blow each other. Randy: Wow... Did they?
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[while attempting to cut his hand off] Anton: This' it, I know it. Pnub: Those things won't even cut my bagel
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Pnub: You scream like a girl.
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Anton: All I do is sit around all day, smoke pot, watch TV... Mick: No, no! No Kevin Costner speech. Let's just go.
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Pnub: Hey, don't forget my bong. Mick: You did not make that bong. Pnub: Yeah, I arch welded it and shit. Mick: You don't even take auto-shop. Pnub: Fuck you!
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Pnub: This ain't Dominos you lazy bitch, come get it yourself!
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Mick: It's Mighty Joe bong!
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Pnub: Why don't you just go over there and tell her your name. Maybe she'll think you're... funny or something.
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Anton: Everybody go home there's a psycho killer here! I cut off my hand, and now it's gonna kill you all!
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Tanya: No screw him! I mean he'll be fine.
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[Molly's dress rips revealing her underwear] Pnub: Bet she wins best costume.
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Mick: SWEET JESUS! Pnub: Ok, that wasn't my fault, that thing should've come down a LOT slower!
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Mick: Let's go walk through a nurse.
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Mick: Hey you're right, Anton screams like a girl.
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[after the anticlimactic destruction of the hand] Mick: That's it? That's it? No explosions, no hellfire, no - [screeches demonically] Mick: I mean, no, I'm glad everybody's all right, but... that was weak.
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Randy: Oh man, I cannot believe you cock-blocked me like that. I thought we were buds!
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