"Gentlemen, welcome to Fight Club. The first rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is...you do not talk about Fight Club."--Tyler
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"It’s only after we’ve lost everything that we’re free to do anything."--Tyler
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Tyler Durden: Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
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Lou: [Lou hits Tyler in the face] Do you hear me now? Tyler Durden: No I didn't quite catch that Lou. [Lou hits Tyler again] Tyler Durden: Still not getting it. [Lou hits Tyler a few more times] Tyler Durden: Ok, I got it. Shit I lost it. [Lou continues to beat up Tyler]
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Narrator: [V.O] Bob. Bob had bitch tits. [Camera pans to a REMAINING MEN TOGETHER sign] Narrator: [V.O] This was a support group for men with testicular cancer. The big moosie slobbering all over me... that was Bob. Robert 'Bob' Paulson: We're still men. Narrator: [slightly muffled due to Bob's enormous breasts] Yes, we're men. Men is what we are. Narrator: [V.O] Eight months ago, Bob's testicles were removed. Then hormone therapy. He developed bitch tits because his testosterone was too high and his body upped the estrogen. And that was where I fit... Robert 'Bob' Paulson: They're gonna have to open my pecs again to drain the fluid. Narrator: [V.O] Between those huge sweating tits that hung enormous, the way you'd think of God's as big.
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"I want you to hit me as hard as you can."--Tyler
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"I say never be complete. I say stop being perfect."--Tyler
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"Tyler, you are by far the most interesting single serving friend I have ever met. [Pauses] See, I have this thing...everything on a plane is single serving..."--Narrator (Edward Norton) to Tyler (Brad Pitt)
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"Thank you."--Narrator
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"How’s that working out for you?"--Tyler
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"What?"--Narrator
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"Being clever."--Tyler
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"Keep it up then."--Tyler
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"I want you to do me a favor."--Tyler to Narrator
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"Yeah, sure."--Narrator
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"After fighting, everything else in your life got the volume turned down. You could deal with anything."--Narrator, in voice-over
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"I am Jack's smirking revenge."--Narrator, in voice-over
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"You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you."--Tyler to Narrator
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"The first one through this door gets a...gets a lead salad!"--Narrator, as he waves a gun at police officers
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"I am Jack's complete lack of surprise."--Narrator, in voice-over
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Narrator: You wake up at Seatac, SFO, LAX. You wake up at O'Hare, Dallas-Fort Worth, BWI. Pacific, mountain, central. Lose an hour, gain an hour. This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time. You wake up at Air Harbor International. If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?
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Tyler Durden: This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.
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Tyler Durden: Fuck off with your sofa units and serine green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may.
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Tyler Durden: Fight Club was the beginning, now it's moved out of the basement, it's called Project Mayhem.
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Tyler Durden: Only after disaster can we be resurrected.
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Narrator: [Tyler steers the car into the opposite lane and accelerates] What are you doing? Tyler Durden: Guys, what would you wish you'd done before you died? Steph: Paint a self-portrait. The Mechanic: Build a house. Tyler Durden: [to Narrator] And you? Narrator: I don't know. Turn the wheel now, come on! Tyler Durden: You have to know the answer to this question! If you died right now, how would you feel about your life? Narrator: I don't know, I wouldn't feel anything good about my life, is that what you want to hear me say? Fine. Come on! Tyler Durden: Not good enough.
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Tyler Durden: I want you to hit me as hard as you can. Narrator: What? In the face? Tyler Durden: Surprise me. Narrator: This is so fucking stupid.
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Tyler Durden: [whispering] Tell him the liberator who destroyed my property has realigned my perception.
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Tyler Durden: Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessle's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever had.
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Tyler Durden: Hey, you created me. I didn't create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility!
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[first lines] [Tyler points a gun into the Narrator's mouth] Narrator: [voiceover] People are always asking me if I know Tyler Durden. Tyler Durden: Three minutes. This is it - ground zero. Would you like to say a few words to mark the occasion? Narrator: ...i... ann... iinn... ff... nnyin... Narrator: [voiceover] With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels. [Tyler removes the gun from the Narrator's mouth] Narrator: I can't think of anything. Narrator: [voiceover] For a second I totally forgot about Tyler's whole controlled demolition thing and I wonder how clean that gun is.
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Narrator: This is crazy... Tyler Durden: People do it everyday, they talk to themselves... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it.
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Tyler Durden: I want you to do me a favor. Narrator: Yeah, sure... Tyler Durden: I want you to hit me as hard as you can.
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Tyler Durden: Did you know if you mixed equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm? Narrator: No. I did not know that. Is that true? Tyler Durden: That's right; one can make all kinds of explosives using simple household items... Narrator: Really? Tyler Durden: If one were so inclined.
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Tyler Durden: Fuck damnation, man! Fuck redemption! We are God's unwanted children? So be it! Narrator: OK. Give me some water! Tyler Durden: Listen, you can run water over your hand and make it worse or... [shouts] Tyler Durden: look at me... or you can use vinegar and neutralize the burn. Narrator: Please let me have it... *Please*! Tyler Durden: First you have to give up, first you have to *know*... not fear... *know*... that someday you're gonna die.
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Tyler Durden: All right, if the applicant is young, tell him he's too young. Old, too old. Fat, too fat. If the applicant then waits for three days without food, shelter, or encouragement he may then enter and begin his training.
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Narrator: We have front row seats for this theater of mass destruction. The demolition committee of Project Mayhem wrapped the foundation columns of a dozen buildings with blasting gelatin. In two minutes, primary charges will blow base charges and a few square blocks will be reduced to smoldering rubble. I know this... because Tyler knows this.
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Robert 'Bob' Paulson: Go ahead, Cornelius, you can cry.
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Marla Singer: Candy stripe a cancer ward. It's not my problem.
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Tyler Durden: [pointing at an emergency instruction manual on a plane] You know why they put oxygen masks on planes? Narrator: So you can breath. Tyler Durden: Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It's all right here. Emergency water landing - 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows. Narrator: That's, um... That's an interesting theory.
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Marla Singer: I've got a stomachful of Xanax. I took what was left of a bottle. It might have been too much.
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Marla Singer: Your whacked out bald freaks hit me with a fucking broom! They almost broke my arm! They we're burning their fingertips with lye, the stink was unbelievable!
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Tyler Durden: It's getting exciting now, 2 and 1/2. Think of everything we've accomplished, man. Out these windows, we will view the collapse of financial history. One step closer to economic equilibrium.
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Narrator: Tyler, what the fuck is going on here? Tyler Durden: I ask you for one thing, one simple thing. Narrator: Why do people think that I'm you? Answer me! Tyler Durden: Sit. Narrator: Now answer me, why do people think that I'm you. Tyler Durden: I think you know. Narrator: No, I don't. Tyler Durden: Yes, you do. Why would anyone possibly confuse you with me? Narrator: Uh... I... I don't know. [Random flashbacks] Tyler Durden: You got it. Narrator: No. Tyler Durden: Say it. Narrator: Because... Tyler Durden: Say it. Narrator: Because we're the same person. Tyler Durden: That's right.
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[after vigorous sex with Tyler Durden] Marla Singer: My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.
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Narrator: I am Jack's smirking revenge.
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Tyler Durden: Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.
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Narrator: First person that comes out this fucking door gets a... gets a *lead salad*, you understand?
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Tyler Durden: All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
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