Other Titles • Heartbreakers (2001) • Breakers (1999) • The Breakers (1999) • Heartbreakers - Achtung: Scharfe Kurven (2001)
Quotes from Heartbreakers (2001)
1
Jack's Mother: Uh, what it is you do, Mr. Staggliano? Vinny Staggliano: College professor. Jack's Mother: Oh! Uh, what do you teach? Vinny Staggliano: College stuff. What are you, a fucking cop?
(35 votes)
2
Dean: Marry me... again.
(29 votes)
3
Jack Withrowe: Hi, can I get you a drink? Page Conners: Wow! I've never heard that one before. You really blow me away with your creativity. Jack Withrowe: Well I... Page Conners: Well I... uh... you're recovery's even better! Do you even care at all who I am? I mean, I could be the Antichrist or have the intelligence of a thermos but unfortunately those are not the matters the male penis ponders. So please... tell me. Why did you walk all the way over here to ask to get me a drink? Jack Withrowe: Well... because... I'm the bartender.
(28 votes)
4
Max Conners: I'll protect her. Dean: From what? From love? Max Conners: From pain. Dean: Love is Pain. Life is pain, you can't protect anybody from it. It's always gonna getcha. But sometimes life could also be good. But you gotta be open. You gotta takes chances. You gotta let go!
(26 votes)
5
Max Conners: We have a bitch alert!
(24 votes)
6
Vinny Staggliano: No more conning! No more! If you're gonna be my wife, you're gonna live a respectable life, chopping cars!
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Jack Withrowe: My Car doesn't drive so well, with a tree in it.
8
William B. Tensy: I love a woman who eats raw meat.
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Ulga: [seeing a fancy cigarette lighter] Aah, a... personal fire device.
10
Ulga: So much loveness. Can we not go somewhere I can relate to you... orally? [Tensey drops his fork]
11
Max Conners: I'm sorry Page. I'm a terrible mother. I'm a terrible everything. Page Conners: [comforting her] You're finally seeing things clearly.
12
Woman: I'm sorry, sir, but smoking is not permitted. William B. Tensy: Oh, terribly sorry. [drops cigarette in her wine glass] William B. Tensy: Nazi...
13
William B. Tensy: [regarding the cigarette lighter present] I'm not trying to get you to take up smoking, just thought it'd be a nice... incentive.
14
Max Conners: How do I look? Page Conners: If I were a guy, I'd do you.
15
Page Conners: There's no love, it's the trick of the brain, it's the combination of chemicals and hormones.
16
Max Conners: He doesn't look so bad in this light. Page Conners: Oh, yeah. His liver spots are positively glowing.
17
Page Conners: You spy on people humping in boats? That's so perverted. Jack Withrowe: No, I look at stars. Page Conners: Look, just because they're famous doesn't mean they don't deserve their privacy too. Who ya got? Jack Withrowe: The stars up there. [points to sky] Page Conners: You mean you come all the way out here to stare at space and shit? Jack Withrowe: No, I come out here to get awaty from the lights of the city so I can SEE the space and shit.
18
Max Conners: I am in terrific shape. Feel my butt! Page Conners: uh, I am not feeling your butt again, mother! We all know it's wonderful.
19
Dean: Do you have any idea how much therapy you people need?
20
Page Conners: May I grab your nuts?
21
Wendy: Is it hard? Dean: What? Wendy: Getting married.
22
Jack Withrowe: Look I'm willing to explore the whole being dominated thing, OK? But let's just take it slow.
23
Jane: [On the phone] I said "Woo"! Jack Withrowe: Why won't you talk to me? Jane: Because there's nothing to say. Jack Withrowe: [Shows up standing by Jane's car] Then why are you here?
24
Max Conners: Wait by the phone. Timing on this is crucial. Page Conners: Duh! [walks away from car window] Page Conners: ...Always treating me like a child... Max Conners: Child.
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