Clayton: Even if you hadn't grown up a savage, you'd be lost. There are no trails through a woman's heart.
(67 votes)
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Tantor: That sounded like Tarzan. It sounded like he was in trouble. Terk: Yeah? Why doesn't he get his new friends to help him? I don't care. Tantor: That's it! I've had enough of your emotional constipation! Tarzan needs us, and we're gonna help him! [places Terk on his back] Tantor: So sit back and hold on tight... we've got a boat to catch. [Tantor charges off a cliff and into the ocean] Tantor: I've never felt so alive! Terk: Good, 'cause I'm gonna kill you!
(66 votes)
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Jane Porter: I was saved! I was saved by a flying wild man in a loincloth.
(62 votes)
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[after being returned to her camp by Tarzan] Jane Porter: Daddy, they took my boot!
(61 votes)
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Young Tarzan: I'll be the best ape ever!
(61 votes)
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[Terk and Tarzan are wrestling] Tantor: Whoa! Okay. It's all fun and games till someone loses an eye.
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[Tarzan sneaks up behind her to try and scare her] Kala: Don't even think about it. Tarzan: How'd you know it was me? Kala: I'm your mother. I know everything. Now, where have you been? Tarzan: I thought you knew everything.
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Kerchak: I said he could stay. That doesn't make him my son.
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Terk: Can you believe that guy? Drops us like a newborn giraffe - kerplop! - then waltzes in and expects us to... Tarzan: Terk, I'm asking you as a friend. [Looks at Terk with big, soulful eyes] Terk: Oh, with the face and the eyes... All right! All right! But you'd better not make me do anything stupid. [Cut to Terk in Jane's dress] Terk: I'm going to kill him!
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Clayton: If I can teach a parrot to sing "God Save the Queen," I can certainly teach this savage a thing or two.
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Young Tantor: Are you sure this water's sanitary? It looks questionable to me.
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Terk: What kind of primitive beasts are responsible for this mess?
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Tantor: Oh, Terk, I've never seen him so happy. Terk: Eh, I give it a week.
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Tarzan: Tarzan. Tar-zan. Jane Porter: Tarzan. Oh, I see! Tarzan: Oh, I see! Tarzan: [points at himself] Tarzan. Tarzan: [points at Jane] Oh, I see. Jane Porter: No, no, no. No. Jane Porter: [clears throat, points at herself] I'm Jane. Tarzan: No, no, no. No. Tarzan: [clears throat, points at himself] I'm Jane. Jane Porter: No, no. Jane Porter: [points at herself] Jane. Jane Porter: [points at Tarzan] Tarzan. Jane Porter: [points at herself] Jane. Tarzan: Jane. Jane Porter: Exactly.
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Professor Porter: He could be the missing link! Clayton: Or our link to the gorillas.
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[repeated line] Clayton: Have we met?
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Tantor: [Terk is dressed in Jane's dress to lure Kerchak away] Actually, I thought that dress was rather slimming on you. Terk: Oh, really? I thought it was a little revealing.
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Tantor: What's everybody lookin' at? Tantor: [sees the camp] Ooh! The horror! It's gruesome! Hide me! Terk: Pull yourself together. You're embarrasing me. These things aren't alive. Tantor: I knew that.
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Professor Porter: [after telling Jane to stay with Tarzan] What am I doing? Captain! Tell them you never found us! People get lost in the jungle all the time! [jumps out of the boat]
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Jane Porter: [trying to coax a baby baboon to give her back a drawing] All right, enough of this. I'm giving you to the count of three. One, two... Oh, look! Bananas! [as the baboon looks away, Jane snatches the drawing away] Jane Porter: Ha ha! I can't believe you fell for that one! [the baby baboon starts crying] Jane Porter: Now, don't give me those crocodile tears. What would your parents have to say? [suddenly she hears a growl; turns around to face a band of angry baboons] Jane Porter: See? I told you they'd be cross. Go easy on him, children will be children.
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Terk: What kind of animal are you? Tantor: You know, I've been thinking lately that Tarzan may be some sub-species of elephant. Terk: Are you kidding... What are you talking about? Tantor: I mean, think about it. He enjoys a peanut, I enjoy a peanut... Terk: He looks nothing like you!
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[Tarzan takes Clayton's gun and aims it at him] Clayton: Go ahead. [chuckles] Clayton: Be a man. [a shot is heard, but not from the gun; it's Tarzan mimicking a gunshot] Tarzan: Not a man like you!
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