Other Titles • The Impostors • Ship of Fools (1997)
Quotes from The Impostors (1998)
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Emily: Do you know the gentleman that stole your wife? Happy Franks: He was my agent. Emily: Some agent! Happy Franks: He was a great agent! I loved him like a brother. I loved my wife like a mother and a hooker, and look where it's got me!
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Emily: Do you know the gentleman who stole your wife? Happy Franks: [mumbles, as he takes a drink] Danny Sussman Emily: Excuse me Happy Franks: He was my agent Emily: some agent Happy Franks: he was a great agent. I loved him like a brother, i loved my wife like a mother and a hooker, and look where its got me, alone, afraid, and I just wanna die Emily: don't give up Hap, don't wanna die
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Sparks: [shaking hands] Do you feel that grip? First Mate: I do sir. I do. Sparks: Powerful enough to snap the neck of a small beast, and yet sensitive enough to caress the tender throat of a young castrato. Coax a song out of him.
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Sparks: Are either of you Greek? Arthur: No. Maurice: Well, yes, actually I'm half-Greek. Sparks: Top half or bottom half?
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Sparks: Perhaps we should wrestle sometime. Do you like the taut roundness that exercise brings to the buttocks? Maurice: Yeah. Sparks: Do you enjoy the warmth of the Mediterranean sun on that self-same place? I once wrestled a man on the steps of the Acropolis, when the sun was at its height, wearing only what God sent me into the world with. Can you picture that? That's where we'll wrestle, my semi-Grecian lad. That's where I'll make a man of you.
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Meistrich: The danger of the chase has made you perspire. It has made me also... moist.
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Maurice: To life. Arthur: And its many deaths.
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Arthur: Oh, no! We're going to die! We're going to... Maurice: Don't you see? This will be your great dramatic death! Arthur: I DON'T WANT A REAL ONE!
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Marco: But I've never killed anyone before! Sir Jeremy Burtom: Well, you''ll have to fucking learn. Meistrich: It's really not that hard.
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Sparks: I jest, I jive!
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Audition Director: Yello. Oh, hi, hon. Keep going it's my wife the producer. Hi, hi hon. So ah... whassup hun? No, it's, ah, it's going well. Hmm, ah, yeah you know, I said I was sorry and I meant it. No, no. That's why I'm not gonna behave like that anymore. Where are you? What are you doing with him? You what? You're saying to me that you're leaving me for him? This is what you're saying to me? Well, yes, naturally I'm shocked. Of course I'm shocked. I, ah... Does this mean that you're pulling your money out of the show? No. No. I will not find anybody else to put money in this play be... , everyone thinks it's a piece of shit. Where are you now, be... because I'm coming down there right now, I'm gonna bite out both your throats.
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Happy Franks: Don't kid a kidder, kid.
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Arthur: [as a cockney beggar] Please, sir, I want some more. Y'see, sir, I've not eaten for fourteen days since me mum died of the group. Maurice: Croup. Arthur: Croup. Of the croup, she died, leaving me and my mentally ill brother, 'ere, to fend for ourselves. Murdered, she was, in 'er bed by one of 'er johns. Y'see, sir, she sold 'erself to feed us. She compromised 'erself for oursakes, leaving us all alone and 'ungry and 'omeless and my poor brother needs a brain operation and my glaucoma's gettin' worse and sir... SIR!... SIR? I can't see you sir! I can't see you sir! AHH... AHH... I'M BLIND!... AHHHHHHH!
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Maurice: So I insult him? Arthur: Yeah, yeah, tell him you think his pastries are no good, okay? Maurice: Oh, good idea, good idea. Arthur: Yeah. Say that they're stale. Maurice: Hey, buddy, your pastries are stale! Arthur: Right, but don't say buddy, just say ssss... sss... you're sss... Maurice: Your pastries are stale! Arthur: Yeah, you, your pastries are stale!
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Arthur: My point is, sir, that you would not know a good creampuff if it jumped up and licked you on the ass.
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