RESIDENT EVIL
A film review by Annette Cardwell
Copyright 2002 filmcritic.com
The best part of playing the Resident Evil video games was the suspense – moving
through the shadowy hallways, twitchy in the knowledge that at any moment a
zombie (human or otherwise) would leap out to chomp on your neck or leg. And
better yet, you'd have your trusty shotgun in hand to blow that dirty ghoulie
out of your path.
But while the Resident Evil games may have set new standards for thrills,
suspense, and gore for video games, the movie really only succeeds in the third
of these. Instead of creating real tension, it barrages you with false suspense
and really loud, fast-paced techno metal (score by Marilyn Manson) to give the
sense you should be scared. And when all else fails, gross the audience out.
Worse, there's not a drop of comic relief in sight.
Fortunately for the games' fans, the plot isn't just repurposed story from the
game, so there are some surprises. The movie is a prequel to the first game,
setting up the tragic events of fabled Raccoon City, beginning in the
underground experimental lab of international mega-corporation Umbrella – a
place called The Hive.
Someone has stolen the lethal T-virus which turns living things into
flesh-eating zombies along with its antidote, and unleashed the virus into the
Hive, forcing the Hive's supercomputer – the Red Queen – to kill everyone
inside. A group of commandos swoop in with Alice (Milla Jovovich) – an Umbrella
security agent with amnesia - to shut the Red Queen down. But once inside the
complex, they're soon battling the horrors the contamination left behind –
zombie humans and dogs, a computer that won't let them shut her down, and a
hideous mutant called The Licker.
To the filmmakers' credit, they got one thing right in casting Jovovich as the
lithe and sexy Alice. Say what you will about models-turned-actress, but Milla
took this badass female role very seriously – and makes it work way better than
you'd expect. Not only does she get the shooting and martial arts down, she also
nails some very menacing moments where she's able to stare down even the baddest
of bad guys. And for the most part, director Paul W.S. Anderson (not Paul Thomas
Anderson of Magnolia fame) certainly knows how lucky he is to have her, but he
should have given her more to do. The best moments in the movie are of her
whacking, kicking, and shooting; and there are really just three short fight
scenes where she gets to strut her stuff.
Instead, we get way too much footage of the team fighting some of the most
pathetic looking zombies you've ever seen. The zombies from the `Thriller' video
are more frightening than these sluggish, made-up creatures. Not much scarier,
the Licker is most chilling when you don't see it, barely catching small
glimpses of it scurrying up walls; but it's almost silly in its few spotlight
scenes.
While I certainly didn't come to Resident Evil with high expectations, I was
actually disappointed. I wanted cool, scary zombies and zombie dogs. Instead I
got pasty people and Dobermans coated in ketchup. I wanted slow-mo scenes of
zombies being torn apart by machine gun fire. I wanted dark shadows and
suspense. I didn't get any of these things. And I'm sure the games' fans will be
let down that they don't get those essentials either.
Predictably, Resident Evil sets up for the obligatory sequel. But this
installment is just plain un-dead on arrival.
RATING: **
[* = lowest rating / ***** = highest rating]
MPAA Rating: R
Director: Paul W.S. Anderson
Producer: Paul W.S. Anderson, Jeremy Bolt
Writer: Paul W.S. Anderson
Starring: Milla Jovovich, Michelle Rodriguez, Eric Mabius, James Purefoy, Martin
Crewes, Colin Salmon
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