Jennifer: I did the slut thing, David. It got kinda old.
(17 votes)
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Betty Parker: Mary Sue? Jennifer: Yeah? Betty Parker: What goes on up at Lover's Lane? Jennifer: What do you mean? Betty Parker: Well, you hear these things lately... kids spending so much time up there. Uh, is it holding hands? That kind of thing? Jennifer: Yeah! That and... Betty Parker: What? Jennifer: It doesn't matter. Betty Parker: No, I wanna know. Jennifer: Well, sex. Betty Parker: Oh. What's sex?
(16 votes)
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Jennifer: HELLO! I've got like three pounds of underwear on here!
(16 votes)
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David: They're happy like this. Jennifer: No, David. Nobody's happy in a poodle skirt and a sweater set.
(15 votes)
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David: We're supposed to be in school. Jennifer: We're supposed to be at home, David. We're supposed to be in color!
(15 votes)
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George Parker: Where's my dinner?
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[after Mary Sue explains to Betty about sex] Betty Parker: Your father would never do anything like that. Jennifer: Ohhh. Hmm. Well, you know Mom, there are ways to enjoy yourself without Dad.
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Big Bob: Everybody really likes you, George. George Parker: Oh. Well... Big Bob: No! They do! And it's not just 'cause you're a good bowler. It's 'cause people respect you!
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Skip: Hiya, Bud! David: Hiya, Skip! Skip: Hiya, Bud! David: Hiya, Skip! Skip: Bud, can I ask you a question? David: Sure. Skip: Well, if I was to go up to your sister... What I mean is, if I was to go up to Mary Sue... David: Oh my God... are we in that episode?
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Jennifer: Can I ask you a question? David: Sure. Jennifer: How come I'm still in black and white? David: What? Jennifer: I've had ten times as much sex as the rest of these girls, and I still look like this. I mean, they spend an hour in the back seat of some car and all the sudden they're in Technicolor? David: I don't know. Maybe it's not just the sex.
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David's Mom: When your father was here, I used to think, "This was it. This is the way it was always going to be. I had the right house. I had the right car. I had the right life." David: There is no right house. There is no right car. David's Mom: God, my face must look like a mess. David: It looks great. David's Mom: It's really sweet of you but I'm sure it does not look great. David: Sure it does. Come here. David's Mom: I'm 40 years old. I mean it's not supposed to be like this. David: It's not supposed to be anything. Hold still. David's Mom: How'd you get so smart all of a sudden? David: I had a good day.
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Jennifer: I knew you'd pay a price for this. I knew you couldn't be so hopelessly geek-ridden for so long without suffering some really tragic consequences.
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Big Bob: Up until now everything around here has been, well, pleasant. Recently certain things have become unpleasant. Now, it seems to me that the first thing we have to do is to separate out the things that are pleasant from the things that are unpleasant.
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George Parker: Honey! I'm home.
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Maltshop Guy: What's outside of Pleasantville? David: Oh, it doesn't matter. Maltshop Girl: What's outside of Pleasantville? [pause] David: There are some places that the road doesn't go in a circle. There are some places where the road keeps going. Maltshop Girl: Keeps going? David: Yeah, yeah. It just keeps going. It all keeps going.
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Bill Johnson: ...Don't you think? David: I think you should try not to think about that anymore.
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George Parker: You know, your mom went out. David: Went out? George Parker: Yeah David: When? George Parker: Three days ago
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David: People change. George Parker: People change? David: Yeah George Parker: Can they change back? David: I don't know. I think it's harder
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David: Yeah, where's our lawyer? Big Bob: Oh, I think we want to keep these proceedings as pleasant as possible.
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George Parker: So what's going to happen now? Betty Parker: I don't know. Do you know what's going to happen now? George Parker: No [laughing] George Parker: ... I don't! Bill Johnson: I guess I don't either.
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David: Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!... Cat?
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David: I know you miss her, I mean, you told me you did. But maybe it's not just the cooking or the cleaning you miss. Maybe it's something else. Maybe you can't even describe it. Maybe you only know it when it's gone. Maybe it's like there's whole piece of you that's missing too. Look at her, dad. Doesn't she look pretty like that? Doesn't she look just as beautiful as the first time you met her? Do you really want her back the way she was? Doesn't she just look wonderful? Now don't you wish you could tell her that?
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Skip: I don't know if I ever told you this before, but I think you're just about the keenest girl in the whole school! Jennifer: Oh, really Skip? The keenest?
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Jennifer: This place gives me the creeps! Did you know that the books are blank? David: What? Jennifer: Yeah, I was in the library and I looked, and they have covers and there's nothing inside of them. David: What were you doing in a library? Jennifer: I got lost.
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Jennifer: Look at me! I'm pasty!
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Jennifer: You can pin me anytime, Skip. Or maybe I should just pin you. Skip: [laughs] That's silly, Mary Sue. How could you possibly pin me?
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Skip: Mary Sue, I think I should go home now. Jennifer: Why what's wrong? Skip: I think I might be [looking down] Skip: ... ill. Somethings happening to me. Jennifer: [looking with him] That's supposed to happen. Skip: It is? Jennifer: Yeah, trust me.
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David: What can I get you two? Skip: Well, Bud, I think I'll have my usual cheeseburger and a Cherry Coke. Jennifer: Oh, I don't know Bud... I think I'll have a salad and an Evian water... Jennifer: Cheeseburger it is!
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Kimmy: [about David] Oh, my God. He is like, so pathetic. I can't believe you're like, related to him! Jennifer: Only on my parents' side. Kimmy: Yeah, but you guys are like, twins and stuff. You must be like, from the cool side of the uterus.
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Jennifer: [on the phone] It was so amazing, Daff! I was like, "So, my mom's gonna be out of town," and he was like, "Yeah? Well, maybe we could..." and I was like, "Yeah, sure," and he was like, "Cool,"...I know! He is so smart!
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Skip: [townspeople are burning library books] Mary Sue, it's better this way! Jennifer: This is the only book I've ever read in my whole life, and you're not going to put it on that fire!
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