Other Titles • China Doll (1997) • The Legend of Mulan (1997)
Quotes from Mulan (1998)
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Shang: What's your name? Mulan: Uh... I, I, uh... Chi Fu: Your commanding officer just asked you a question. Mulan: Uh, I've got a name. Ha! And it's a boy's name, too. Mushu: [whispering in Mulan's ear] Ling. How 'bout Ling? Mulan: [pointing at Ling] His name is Ling. Shang: I didn't ask for his name. I asked for yours! Mushu: Try, uh, uh, ah, Chu. Mulan: Ah Chu. Shang: Ah Chu? Mushu: Gesundheit. Mushu: [chuckles] I kill myself. Mulan: Mushu... Shang: Mushu? Mulan: No! Shang: Then what is it? Mushu: Ping! Ping was my best friend growin' up. Mulan: It's Ping. Shang: Ping? Mushu: Of course, Ping did steal my girl... [Mulan muffles him] Mulan: Yes, my name is Ping.
(72 votes)
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Mushu: My little baby's all grown up and... Mushu: [sniffle] ... and savin' China.
(58 votes)
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Mushu: My little baby, off to destroy people.
(54 votes)
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[Cri-Kee chirps sadly at Mushu] Mushu: What? What do you mean you're not lucky? You lied to me? Mushu: [to Mulan's horse] And what are you, a sheep?
(55 votes)
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The Emperor of China: The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all. Shang: Sir? The Emperor of China: You don't meet a girl like that every dynasty.
(56 votes)
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Mushu: Citizens, I need firepower. Citizen: Who are you? Mushu: Your worst nightmare.
(2 votes)
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Yao: I'll get that arrow, pretty boy, and I'll do it with my shirt *on*.
(2 votes)
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Grandmother Fa: Great. She brings home a sword. If you ask me, she should've brought home a man. Shang: Excuse me. Does Fa Mulan live here? [Grandmother and Mother dumbly point to the garden] Shang: Thank you. Grandmother Fa: Whoo! Sign me up for the next war.
(2 votes)
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Mulan: Would you like to stay for dinner? Grandmother Fa: Would you like to stay forever?
(2 votes)
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[Mushu is ordered to awaken the ancestors by the First Ancestor] Mushu: One family reunion comin' right up. Mushu: [to the other ancestors while banging a gong] Okay, people, people, look alive. Let's go. Come on. Get up. Let's move it. Rise and shine. Y'all way past the beauty sleep thing, trust me.
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Mushu: Okay, let me see what you got. Mushu: [reading Cri-Kee's note] "From General Li. Dear Son, we're waiting for the Huns at the pass. It would mean a lot if you'd come and back us up." Hmm, that's great, except you forgot, "And since we're out of potpourri, perhaps you wouldn't mind bringing up some." Hello! This is the army! Make it sound more urgent, please! You know what I'm talkin' about?
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Shang: Captain Li Shang. Leader of China's finest troops. No. The greatest troops of all time. Shang: [exits his tent to find the troops fighting each other] Chi Fu: Most impressive.
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Mushu: All right! Rise and shine, Sleeping Beauty! Come on. Hup, hup, hup! Get your clothes on. Get ready. Got breakfast for ya. Look, you get porridge... [Porridge has a fried-eggs-and-bacon smile] Mushu: And it's happy to see you. [Cri-kee hops in the middle of the porridge] Mushu: Hey, get outta there! You gonna make people sick!
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Yao: I'm gonna hit you so hard, it'll make your ancestors dizzy.
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Mushu: My powers are beyond your mortal immagination. For instance, my eyes can see straight through your armor. [Mulan smacks him] Mushu: Oooh! All right, that's it! Dishonor! Dishonor on your whole family! [to Cri-Kee] Mushu: Make a note of this. Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow, dis... [Mulan covers his mouth with her hand] Mulan: Stop. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm just nervous. I've never done this before. Mushu: Then you're gonna have to trust me. And don't you slap me no more. We clear on that? All right. Okey-dokey. Let's get this show on the road! Cri-Kee, get the bags. [to the horse, Khan] Mushu: Let's move it, heifer.
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Mushu: [ramming breakfast into Mulan's mouth] No time to talk. Now remember, it's your first day of trainin', so listen to your teacher and no fightin', play nice with the other kids, unless, of course, one of the other kids wanna fight, then you have to kick the other kid's butt. Mulan: But I don't wanna kick the other kid's butt. Mushu: Don't talk with your mouth full. Now let's see your war face. [Mulan looks at him with mouth full of porridge] Mushu: Oh, I think my bunny slippers just ran for cover.
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Mulan: My ancestors sent a little lizard to help me? Mushu: Hey! Dragon. *Dragon*, not lizard. I don't do that tongue thing.
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The Emperor of China: I've heard a great deal about you, Fa Mulan. You stole your father's armor, ran away from home, impersonated a soldier, deceived your commanding officer, dishonored the Chinese Army, destroyed my palace, and... you have saved us all.
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The Emperor of China: A single grain of rice can tip the scale. One man may be the difference between victory and defeat.
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Mulan: Just because I look like a man doesn't mean I have to smell like one. Mushu: So a couple of guys don't rinse out their socks. Picky, picky, picky. Well, myself, I kinda like that corn chip smell.
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Fa Zhou: The greatest gift and honor is having you for a daughter.
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Fa Li: I should have prayed to the ancestors for luck. Grandmother Fa: How lucky can they be? They're dead.
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Mulan: [Mulan and Mushu escape back to shore from Yao, Lin and Chin-Po] Boy, that was close. Mushu: No... Mushu: [brushes his teeth] That was vile! You owe me big. [Mushu puts more toothpaste on his toothbrush and brushes again] Mulan: I never want to see a naked man again. [a big group of naked men run past them, laughing] Mushu: Hey, don't look at me. I ain't biting no more butts.
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Mushu: Let's go kick some Hunny buns!
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[Mushu gets a confused look while riding a panda] Mushu: What's the matter? You've never seen a black-and-white before?
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Mushu: Did you see those Huns? They popped out of the snow, like daisies!
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Shang: I don't need anyone causing trouble in my camp. Mulan: Sorry... Mulan: [in her 'man' voice] Uhh... I mean, uh, sorry you had to see that, but you know how it is when you get those, uh, manly urges, and you just gotta kill somethin'... fix things, uh, cook outdoors...
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First Ancestor: We must send the most powerful of all. Mushu: Okay, okay. I get the drift. I'll go. [Ancestors laugh] Mushu: Oh, y'all don't think I can do it? Watch this here! Mushu: [breathes a very small flame] Aha! Jump back. I'm pretty hot, huh? Don't make me have to singe nobody to prove no point. First Ancestor: You had your chance to protect the Fa family. Old Female Ancestor: Your misguidance led Fa Deng to disaster! Fa Deng: [holding his severed head] Yeah, thanks a lot.
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Mulan: You're, um... Mushu: Intimidating? Awe-inspiring? Mulan: Tiny. Mushu: Of course. I'm travel-size for your convenience. If I was my real size, your cow here would die of fright. [Khan snaps at Mushu] Mushu: Down, Betsy.
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Mulan: It's going to take a miracle to get into the army. [Mushu's shadow appears in giantic form and surrounded by flame] Mushu: Did I hear someone ask for a miracle? Let me hear you say "aaah"! Mulan: [in fear] Aaah! Mushu: That's close enough. Mulan: A ghost. Mushu: Get ready, Mulan. Your serpentine salvation is at hand! For I have been sent by your ancestors to guide you through your masquerade.
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Mushu: [finding Cri-kee in the snow] Man, you are one lucky bug.
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Grandmother Fa: Who spit in her bean curd?
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Mulan: Okay. Any questions? Yao: Does this dress make me look fat?
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Mushu: You know, we have to work on your people skills.
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Mushu: I'm doomed! And all 'cause Miss Man decides to take her little drag show on the road.
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Mulan: You shouldn't have to go! Fa Li: Mulan! Mulan: There are plenty of young men to fight for China! Fa Zhou: It is an honor to protect my family and my country. Mulan: So you'll die for honor. Fa Zhou: I will die doing what's right! Mulan: But you... Fa Zhou: I know my place. It is time you learn yours.
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Chi Fu: Careful, Captain. You may be the General's son, but I am the Emperor's counsul. And by the way, I got that job on my own.
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Imperial scout: The Emperor will stop you. Shan-Yu: Stop me? He invited me. By building his wall he challenged my strength. Well I'm here to play his game.
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Yao: My girl will think I have no faults... Chien-Po: That I'm a major find. Mulan: How about a girl who has a brain, who always speaks her mind? Yao, Chien-Po: Nah!
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Mushu: We're gonna die! We're gonna die! We're definitely gonna die! No way we survive this! Death is coming!
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Mulan: Who are you? Mushu: Who am I? Who am I? I am the guardian of lost souls! I am the powerful, the pleasurable, the indestructible Mushu! Oh. Ha, ha. Pretty hot, huh?
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Shan-Yu: I tire of your arrogance, old man. Bow to me! The Emperor of China: No matter how the wind howls, the mountain cannot bow to it. Shan-Yu: Then you will kneel in pieces!
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Fa Li: You must go after her. She could be killed. Fa Zhou: If I reveal her, she will be.
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First Ancestor: Great Stone Dragon, have you awakened? Mushu: [holding up the Great Stone Dragon's head, which is all that is left of him] Uh, uh, uh, uh... Yes, I just woke up. I'm... I'm the Great Stone Dragon. Good morning! I will go forth and fetch Mulan. Did... Did I mention that I was the Great Stone Dragon? First Ancestor: Go! The fate of the Fa family rests on your claws. Mushu: Don't even worry about it. I will not lose face. Mushu: [loses balance and rolls down the hill; the head of the Great Stone Dragon lands on top of him] Oh, my elbow. Oh, oh. I know I twisted something.
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Mushu: I was this close. This close to impressin' the ancestors, gettin' the top shelf, an entourage. Man. All my fine work. Pfft.
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Mulan: Shang! Shang: Mulan? Mulan: I came to warn you. The huns are alive. Shang: You don't belong here. Mulan: They're right here in the city. Shang: Go home, Mulan. Mulan: Shang, you have to believe me. Shang: Why should I? Mulan: Why else would I come back? You said you trust Ping. Why should Mulan be any different?
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Matchmaker: Fa Mulan. Mulan: Present! Matchmaker: [writing] Speaking without permission... Mulan: Oops.
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[Cri-Kee chirps, wanting to go with Mushu] Mushu: You're lucky? Do I look like a sucker to you? [Cri-Kee chirps again] Mushu: What you mean, a loser? How 'bout if I pop one of your antennas off, and throw it across the yard? Then who's the loser, me or you?
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Mushu: [waking up] I live! So tell me what mortal needs my protection, Great Ancestor. You just say the word and I'm there. First Ancestor: Mushu... Mushu: And let me say somethin'. Anybody who's foolish enough to threaten our family, vengeance will be mine! And... First Ancestor: Mushu! *These* are the family guardians. They... Mushu: ...protect the family. First Ancestor: And you, O Demoted One? Mushu: I... ring the gong.
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[after Mulan cuts Khan loose from a flaming cart with Mushu in it] Mushu: Oh, sure. Save the *horse*.
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