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Jane Austen's Mafia! (1998)

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Directed by
Jim Abrahams

Written by
Jim Abrahams, Greg Norberg

Cast
Jay Mohr, Billy Burke, Christina Applegate, Pamela Gidley, Olympia Dukakis [more]


Release Date
• USA: Jul 24, 1998
DVD Release Date
• R1: Feb 9, 1999
• R2: 12 Feb 2001

Budget USD 10,000,000

MPAA Rating
PG13

Running Time
1 hour, 23 minutes

Country USA

Studio Tapestry Films, Touchstone Pictures

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• Jane Austen's Mafia!



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 Quotes from Jane Austen's Mafia! (1998)
1
Anthony Cortino: I'm not my father, Diane, just like you're not your father. If we were our fathers, what we did last night would only be legal in Arkansas.

  59.62962962963% (54 votes)
2
Anthony Cortino: You lost a lot of blood but we found most of it.

  62.352941176471% (51 votes)
3
[to his girlfriend, discovered sleeping with his brother]
Anthony Cortino: How could you do this? A total stranger I could understand. You and another woman, maybe. Me, you and another woman, definitely! But my own brother?

  62.127659574468% (47 votes)
4
Anthony Cortino: If you prick a murderer, does he not leave a blood trail all the way back to his Rockingham estate?

  58.297872340426% (47 votes)
5
Diane: I'm always going to be That Protestant Chick Who Never Killed Anybody!

  60.46511627907% (43 votes)
6
[Emerges soaking wet from a bathroom stall]
Anthony Cortino: El Nino.

  
7
Anthony Cortino: Criminals are people, too!

  
8
Anthony Cortino: Gianini... any Sicilian in you?
Pepper Gianini: Not since last night.

  
9
Anthony Cortino: Some would argue that the Mafia is a bad thing, that it uses its power to undermine law and order, to promote the very lowest forms of human behavior. Of course, that's all true, but in the end, maybe it's worth it.

  
10
Anthony Cortino: Diane, would you excuse us?
Diane: Oh, yeah, sure. If you need me, I'll be up on the bidet.

  
11
Pepper Gianini: All right all right! But we didn't actually SLEEP!

  
12
Diane: Ooh, Italian food!

  


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