Maureen Robinson: Am I interrupting something? No really, I think you two should go ahead and slug it out. I mean, here we are on a an alien world and you boys want to get into a pissing contest? Please, go for it. I'll have Judy down here in a heartbeat to declare you both unfit, and I'll take over this mission. Now I don't want to hear another word from you, is THAT clear?
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Maureen Robinson: NOT another word. Better. Now if you've finished hosing down the decks with testosterone, I suggest you come with me. I may have found a way to get us off this planet.
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Dr. Zachary Smith: Sarcasm is the recourse of the weak mind.
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Major West: If this is all a dream, why can't there be more girls?
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Dr. Zachary Smith: Never fear, Smith is here.
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Dr. Zachary Smith: I loathe children.
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Monster Smith: You should have killed me when you had the chance. John Robinson: You know, you're right. I couldn't kill the man... [takes out on of Will's science fair plaques as an improvised weapon] John Robinson: But I can kill the monster!
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John Robinson: [to Dr. Smith] Take all the time you want to die.
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Monster Smith: Haven't you made the doorway... too small? Older Will: Not for me. But then, I'm not going, am I? The spiders didn't kill the girls. It was you. I just didn't let myself see it. You kept me alive because you needed me. Because I could build this for you. Monster Smith: Poor, poor boy. Did you think that I would let you go? After all that I have become? Look at me. I am no mere man. [He takes off the clothes covering him to reveal a spider/human figure] Monster Smith: I am a god. Within these eggsacks lives a monster race of spiders. We shall descend upon helpless Earth. An entire planet on which to rule. An entire planet on which to feed! Time to die, *son*. Older Will: I'm not your son!
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Dr. Zachary Smith: [to the Robot] Unhand me, you mechanical moron.
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Will Robinson: Oh, shit. Dr. Zachary Smith: A boy of your intelligence should never swear... Oh, shit.
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[Will, through the robot's holographic interface, sees the spiders eating the other injured spiders] Will Robinson: Eww. They eat their wounded.
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Will Robinson: [speaking through Robot] Mom says to get the hell outta there!
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Maureen Robinson: [after will alters holographic projection of his principal, making her look like a gorilla] No more monkey business!
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[after attacking Dr. Smith] Monster Smith: I never liked me anyway.
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Dr. Zachary Smith: You can't do it can you? You can't kill the man without becoming the monster.
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Dr. Zachary Smith: Oh, be still my foolish heart.
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Dr. Zachary Smith: It's the world behind the world Dr. Robinson. Lie once, cheat twice, and everything becomes clear.
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Major West: [just before the spaceship explodes] I'm sorry.
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Dr. Zachary Smith: Major West, I highly recommend you never breed. That, by the way, is my medical opinion.
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Reporter #1: Professor Robinson, how do your children feel about traveling into space for the next ten years? John Robinson: They couldn't be more excited. [next scene] Penny Robinson: This mission sucks!
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Dr. Zachary Smith: [to Will Robinson] Let me tell you a lesson about life, kid. There are monsters everywhere... I know, I am one.
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