Mr. Henderson: Do they know something we don't? Dr. Allen Chamberlain: They're led by a woman. What does a woman know?
(24 votes)
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[Evie is drunk] Evelyn: I bet you're thinking, what's a place like me doing in a girl like this? Rick: Something like that, yeah
(19 votes)
3
Evelyn: Look, I... I may not be an explorer, or an adventurer, or a treasure-seeker, or a gunfighter, Mr. O'Connell, but I am proud of what I am. Rick: And what is that? Evelyn: I... am a librarian.
(18 votes)
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Evelyn: You know, nasty little fellows such as yourself always get their comeuppance. Beni: They do?
(17 votes)
5
Evelyn: By the way, why did you kiss me? Rick: I don't know. I was about to be hanged. It seemed like a good idea at the time. Evelyn: Ooh! [gets up and walks away in a huff] Rick: [Calling after her] What? What did I say?
(17 votes)
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[after a shipwreck] Beni: Hey, O'Connell! Looks to me like I've got all the horses. Rick: Hey, Beni! Looks to me like you're on the wrong side of the river.
(1 vote)
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Dr. Bey: We are part of an ancient secret society. For three thousand years we have guarded the City of the Dead. We are sworn at manhood to do any and all in our power to stop the High Priest Imhotep from ever being reborn into this world. Ardeth Bay: Now, thanks to you, we have failed. Evelyn: And you think that justifies the killing of innocent people? Dr. Bey: To stop this creature? Let me think... Dr. Bey, Ardeth Bay: YES!
(1 vote)
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Dr. Bey: [stutters in disbelief] Oh look at this! Sons of the pharaohs! Give me frogs! Flies, locusts! Anything but you. Compared to you the other plagues were a joy! Evelyn: I am so very sorry it was an accident. Dr. Bey: My darling girl, when Ramses destroyed Syria, that was an accident. You are a catastrophe!
(1 vote)
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[Rick is about to be hanged] Hangman: Any last requests, pig? Rick: Yeah. Loosen the knot and let me go. [the hangman says something to the warden in Arabic] Warden Gad Hassan: [Angrily] Yahemar! Of course we don't let him go!
(1 vote)
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Evelyn: You lied to me. Jonathan: I lie to everyone, what makes you so special? Evelyn: I'm your sister. Jonathan: That just makes you more gullible.
(1 vote)
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[Upon opening the tomb] Evelyn: I've dreamt about this since I was a little girl. Rick: You dream about dead guys?
(1 vote)
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Rick: That's called "stealing," you know. Evelyn: According to you and my brother it's called "borrowing."
(1 vote)
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Evelyn: The map! The map! We forgot the map! Rick: Relax. I'm the map. It's all up here. [points to his head] Evelyn: Oh, that's comforting.
(1 vote)
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Beni: It is better to be the right hand of the devil than in his path.
(1 vote)
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Mr. Henderson: Get me a shot of bourbon, and a glass of bourbon, and a bourbon chaser.
(1 vote)
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Rick: Well if it ain't my little buddy Beni. I think I'll kill you. Beni: Think of my children. Rick: You don't have any children Beni: Someday I might.
(1 vote)
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Rick: So let me get this straight, they reducted your guts and they stuffed them in jars? Evelyn: And they took out your heart as well. Oh, and do you know how they took out your brain? Jonathan: Evy, I don't think that we need to know this Evelyn: They took a sharp, red hot poker, stick it up your nose, scramble things about a bit, and then rip it all out through your nostrils. Rick: Ooh, that's got to hurt. Evelyn: It's called mummification, you'll be dead when they do this. Rick: For the record, if I don't make it out of here, don't put me down for mummification. Jonathan: Likewise.
(1 vote)
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Warden Gad Hassan: What are we going to do? What are we going to do? Rick: [Jumping overboard] Wait here. I'll get help.
(1 vote)
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Rick: I've been to Hamunaptra. Evelyn: You swear? Rick: Every damn day.
(1 vote)
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[after a mysterious wind blows up for the umpteenth time] Rick: That happens a lot around here.
(1 vote)
21
Winston: So, what does your little problem have to do with his Majesty's Royal Air Corps? Rick: Not a damn thing. Winston: Is it dangerous? Rick: Well, you probably won't live through it. Winston: By Jove, do you really think so? Jonathan: Well, everyone else we've bumped into has died. Why should you be any different?
(1 vote)
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Evelyn: Have you got any bright ideas? Rick: I'm thinking, I'm thinking... Evelyn: You better think of something fast, because, if he turns me into a mummy you're the first one I'm coming after.
(1 vote)
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Rick: I only gamble with my life, never my money.
(1 vote)
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Rick: Can you swim? Evelyn: Well, of course I can swim if the occasion calls for it. Rick: [throwing her overboard] Trust me, it calls for it.
(1 vote)
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Rick: [In a sing-song, child-like voice, after slamming Beni against the wall] You came back from the desert with a new friend, didn't ya, Beni?
(1 vote)
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Winston: What's the plan? Rick: Rescue the damsel in distress, kill the bad guy, save the world.
(1 vote)
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Rick: So what's the scam, Beni? You take them out into the middle of the desert and then you leave 'em to rot? Beni: Unfortunately, no. These Americans are smart. They pay me only half now, half when I get them back to Cairo, so this time I must go all the way. Rick: Them's the breaks, huh?
(1 vote)
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[Hamunaptra is about to be destroyed] Rick: Time to go.
(1 vote)
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Rick: You're gonna get yours, Beni. You hear me? You're gonna get yours. Beni: Oh, like I've never heard *that* before.
(1 vote)
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Rick: Sorry. I didn't mean to scare you. Evelyn: The only thing that scares me, Mr. O'Connell, are your manners.
(1 vote)
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Evelyn: Patience is a virtue. Rick: Not right now it isn't.
(1 vote)
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Beni: Prince Imhotep thanks you for your hospitality... and for your eyes... and for your tongue... but I'm afraid more is needed.
(1 vote)
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Beni: Mr. Burns, Prince Imhotep thanks you for your hospitality. Mr. Burns: No. Beni: And for your eyes, and your tongue. Mr. Burns: Wha? Beni: But I'm afraid more is needed. The prince must finish the job. And consummate the curse which you and your friends have brought down upon yourselves.
(1 vote)
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Beni: As long as I serve him, I am immune. Rick: Immune from what? Beni: Piszkas allat. Rick: What did you say? Beni: I don't want to tell you. You'll just hurt me some more.
(1 vote)
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Evelyn: [after destroying the museum library] Oops.
(1 vote)
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[first lines] Ardeth Bay: [narrating] Thebes, City of the Living. Crown jewel of Pharaoh Seti the First. Home of Imhotep, Pharaoh's high priest, keeper of the dead. Birthplace of Anck Su Namun, Pharaoh's mistress. No other man was allowed to touch her. But for their love, they were willing to risk life itself.
[at Hamunaptra, opening Imhotep's sarcophagus] Evelyn: Oh God, I hate it when these things do that. Rick: Is he supposed to look like that? Evelyn: No, I've never seen a mummy like that, he's still... still... Rick, Jonathan: ...juicy.
(1 vote)
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Rick: Oh, yeah. This just keeps gettin' better and better.
(1 vote)
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Evelyn: We must stop the Mummy before he is fully regenerated. Who opened that chest? Mr. Henderson: Well, there was me, and Daniels, and Burns of course, and, oh yes, that Egyptologist guy. Rick: What about my buddy Beni? Mr. Daniels: Nah, he scrammed out of there before we even opened the damn thing. Mr. Henderson: Yeah. He was the smart one. Rick: That sounds like Beni.
(1 vote)
42
Warden Gad Hassan: No more goat soup.
(1 vote)
43
Mr. Daniels: Stupid superstitious bastard.
(1 vote)
44
Rick: Time to close the door.
(1 vote)
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[Jonathan hands Evie a strange box] Jonathan: All my life I've never found anything Evie. Please tell me I've found something. [Evelyn opens the strange box, inside lies an ancient map] Evelyn: Jonathan? Jonathan: Yes? Evelyn: I think you found something.
(1 vote)
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Rick: You're sure you oughta play around with that thing? Evelyn: It's just a book. No harm ever came from reading a book.
(1 vote)
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Evelyn: [about O'Connell] Personally, I think he's filthy, rude, a complete scoundrel. I don't like him one bit. Rick: Anyone I know?
(1 vote)
48
[entering Sah-Netjer] Jonathan: Whew! What is that god-awful stench? [sees the warden right behind him] Jonathan: Oh.
(1 vote)
49
[Jonathan looks through the warden's pouch. Suddenly he cuts himself on something] Evelyn: What is it? Jonathan: A broken bottle. Glenlivet 12 years old. He may have been a stinking fellow, but he had good taste.
(1 vote)
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[being chased by a sandstorm] Rick: Hey, Winston! Paddle faster.
(1 vote)
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