Melvin: Understand this, okay? I absolutely, positively cannot be the only person falling head over heels in love in this relationship. It's got to be mutual.
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Melvin Smiley: Technically, you can call me a hitman. Keiko Nishi: Really? A hitman? Does that pay well? Melvin Smiley: Oh of course. I make a killing.
3
Cisco: Well ain't that a bitch... All I wanted to do was to sail my boat, man, you know? Navigate by the stars, see dolphins race alongside, you know, maybe even kill a few of them.
4
Vinnie: Ladies, you're so fine I want to pour milk over you and make you a part of my complete breakfast.
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Crunch: I said LAN-O-LIN, not that aloe-vera bullshit! Get it right, mutha fucka!
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Melvin: I can't stand the thought of anyone not liking me, okay! There, I said it! The thought of either one of them(his fiancee' and his girlfriend) not liking me is more than I can stand, okay!
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Cisco: Melvin, pal, the hundred or so people you've murdered over the past five years probably have relatives that don't think too highly of you.
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Cisco: Why don't you just dump the bitch? Melvin: The truth? Cisco: Yeah, I want the truth. Crunch: You can't handle the truth! Cisco: (to Crunch) Shut the fuck up! Melvin: The truth is, I can't handle the idea of her not liking me. I can't handle the idea of ANYBODY not liking me. Cisco: Hey Melvin, the hundred or so people you've killed in the last five years, more than likely have families that don't think too highly of you. (Laughs)
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