Mrs. Potato Head: [to Mr. Potato Head] I'm packing your extra pair of shoes, and your angry eyes just in case.
(16 votes)
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Mr. Potato Head: Prepare to meet [shouts] Mr. Potato Head: Mr Angry Eyes! Argh argh! [he accidentally sticks his extra pair of shoes on his face and runs into a wall]
(14 votes)
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Stinky Pete the Prospector: How long will it last, Woody? Do you really think Andy is going to take you to college, or on his honeymoon? Andy's growing up, and there's nothing you can do about it. It's your choice, Woody. You can go back, or you can stay with us and last forever. You'll be adored by children for generations. Woody: Who am I to break up the Roundup Gang?
(13 votes)
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Slinky Dog: I may not be a smart dog, but I know what roadkill is.
(13 votes)
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Barbie: And this is the Buzz Lightyear aisle. Back in 1995, short-sighted retailers did not order enough dolls to meet demand.
(14 votes)
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Jessie: You never forget kids like Emily or Andy, but they forget you.
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Woody: Look Jessie, I know you hate me for leaving, but I have to go back. I'm still Andy's toy. Well, if you knew him, you'd understand. See, Andy's... Jessie: Let me guess. Andy's a real special kid, and to him, you're his buddy, his best friend, and when Andy plays with you it's like... even though you're not moving, you feel like you're alive, because that's how he sees you. Woody: How did you know that? Jessie: Because Emily was just the same. She was my whole world.
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Buzz Lightyear: You killed my father. Emperor Zurg: No Buzz, I am your father.
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Rex: I can't look. Could somebody please cover my eyes?
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Emperor Zurg: We meet again Buzz Lightyear... for the last time. Buzz Lightyear: Not today, Zurg.
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[Channel-surfing] Rex: Go back, go back, you missed it. Hamm: Too late, I'm already on the 40's, gotta go around the horn, it's faster.
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Buzz Lightyear: Don't worry, Woody. In just a few hours you'll be sitting around a campfire with Andy making delicious hot Schmoes. Woody: They're called "S'mores", Buzz. Buzz Lightyear: Yes, yes. Of course.
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[Woody's arm is torn] Andy's Mom: I'm sorry, honey, but you know... toys don't last forever.
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Bo Peep: [amorously] You're cute when you care. Woody: [embarrassed] Bo. Not in front of Buzz.
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Wheezy: What's the point of prolonging the inevitable? We're all just one stitch from here [points to yard sale] Wheezy: to there.
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Rex: What happened? Mr. Potato Head: Woody's been "shelved".
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Bo Peep: This is for Woody, when you find him. [She gives Buzz a long kiss] Buzz Lightyear: [cough] Um, okay, but it won't be the same coming from me.
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Rex: How do we get inside? Buzz Lightyear: Use your head. [the toys use Rex as a battering ram] Rex: But I don't wanna use my head.
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Ham: Excuse me. Could any of you ladies tell us where we can find the Al of Al's Toy Barn? Tour guide Barbie: I can. I'm Tour Guide Barbie. Please keep your arms in the car at all times, and no flash photogtaphy. Thank you. Mr. Potato Head: I'm a married spud, I'm a married spud... Ham: Then make way for the single fellas.
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Woody: Ride like the wind, Bullseye.
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[On "Woody's Roundup" TV show, Jessie's animal friends run to Woody to come to her rescue] Rabbit: [incoherent chatter] Woody: What's that? Jessie and Prospector are trapped in the old abandoned mine and Prospector just lit a stick of dynamite thinking it was a candle and now they're about to be blown to smithereens? Rabbit: Uh huh. Woody: Ride like the wind, Bullseye.
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[right when Stinky Pete is out of his box, and is tightening the screw back onto the heat duct] Jessie: Prospector? Woody: You're out of your box. Stinky Pete the Prospector: I kept trying to reason with you, Woody, but you always force me into taking extreme measures.
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Woody: [yelling through the heat duct] Buzz, help. Stinky Pete the Prospector: It's too late, Woody. That silly old Buzz Lightweight can't help. Woody: His name is Buzz Lightyear. Stinky Pete the Prospector: Whatever. I always hated those upstart space toys.
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[Woody's arm is ripped by the Prospector] Stinky Pete the Prospector: It's your choice, Woody. Either you can go to Japan together or in pieces. He fixed you once, he can fix you again. Now get in the box.
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[Woody explains his newfound past to his old friends] Woody: Oh, you should have seen it. There was a record player. And a yo-yo. Buzz, I was a yo-yo. Mr. Potato Head: [to Hamm] WAS?
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Woody: [to the Prospector] You really are a Stinky Pete, aren't you?
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Al McWiggin: To mail six packages to Japan overnight is how much? That's in yen? DOLLARS? Oh, you people are deliberately taking advantage of people in a hurry, you know that?
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Hamm: Where did you get the cool belt, Buzz? Buzz Lightyear #2: Well, slotted pig, these are standard issue.
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[Buzz is driving a pizza truck; Hamm is reading the owner's manual] Ham: I seriously doubt he's getting this kind of mileage.
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[Potato Head has saved some alien toys] Alien toys: You have saved our lives. We are eternally grateful. Mr. Potato Head: Will you just leave me alone?
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Mr. Potato Head: Can we stop? My parts are killing me. Buzz Lightyear: How about a quick roll call? Everybody here? Mr. Potato Head: Not everybody. Buzz Lightyear: Who's behind? Slinky Dog: Mine... [Slinky Dog's back half catches up with the group]
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[the toys are trying to enter an apartment building] Mr. Potato Head: I say we stack ourselves up, push the intercom and pretend we're delivering a pizza. Hamm: How about a ham sandwich? With fries and a hotdog? Rex: What about me? Hamm: Ah, you can be the toy that comes with the meal.
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Hamm: You heard of Kung Fu? Well prepare yourself for pork chop.
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[Buster the dog is barking and trying to leave Andy's room] Slinky: Ah, this fella says he needs to go out back for a little private time?
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[to Jessie] Buzz Lightyear: Uh, ma - ma'am? I, uh, um, well, I just wanted to say you're a bright young woman with a beautiful yarn full of hair. A hair full of yarn. It's ah... um... I must go.
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Buzz Lightyear: Tell me I wasn't this deluded. Buzz Lightyear #2: No back talk.
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Buzz Lightyear #2: Has your mind been melted? You could have killed me, Space Ranger. Or should I say "traitor." Buzz Lightyear: I don't have time for this.
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Rex: How do you spell FBI?
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Slinky Dog: We've been down this aisle already. Mr. Potato Head: We haven't been down this aisle, it's pink. Slinky Dog: Face it, we're lost.
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Barbie: You'll love Amy, she's an artist.
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Buzz Lightyear: To Al's Toy Barn... and beyond.
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[Hamm's cork has popped out and there is change all over the sidewalk] Hamm: All right, nobody look till I get my cork back in.
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Geri the Cleaner: You can't rush art.
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Slinky Dog: How are we going to get up there? Rex: Maybe if we found some balloons, we could float to the top.
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Hamm: Turn into the spin, Barbie!
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[in "Woody's Roundup" Jessie is trying to extinguish a dynamite fuse] Stinky Pete the Prospector: You're just fannin' the flames, Jessie. It takes brains to put out that fire. [sits on the fuse, then jumps right back up] Stinky Pete the Prospector: Yeow! My biscuits are burning!
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Slinky Dog: Buzz, Buzz! My backend's going to Baton Rouge!
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Jessie: You callin' me a liar? Woody: Well, if the boot fits. Jessie: Say that again. Woody: [slowly] If the boot-tah fits.
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Rex: Buzz, you could have defeated Zurg all along! You just got to believe in yourself! Emperor Zurg: Prepare to die. Rex: Aah! I can't look! [as Rex turns he knocks Zurg down the elevator shaft with his tail] Emperor Zurg: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Rex: I did it! I finally defeated Zurg! Buzz Lightyear #2: [forlornly reaching down at the abyss] Father.
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Alien toys: You have saved our lives. We are eternally grateful. Mrs. Potato Head: You did? My hero! They're so adorable. Let's adopt them! Alien toys: [Gathering around Mr. Potato Head] Daddy!
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