Clown: There you are. I've been looking everwhere for you. Bad crispy, BAD crispy. Clown not like.
(18 votes)
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Spawn: You rotten piece of vermin! What made you think I would your army? You can take that army of yours and shove it... Clown: Sounds like a country song. [singing] Clown: / You can take that army of yours and shove it. You can - [stops] Clown: Uh-oh. You've got the, "I want to beat the little fat man" look in your eyes.
(17 votes)
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Cogliostro: The war between heaven & hell depends on the choices we make, and those choices require sacrafice. That's the test.
(15 votes)
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Spawn: Aren't there any normal people left on Earth, or is everybody just back from hell?
(15 votes)
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Jason Wynn: When this is all over, I will personally deep-fry your lard-ass.
(15 votes)
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Spawn: What's happening to me? Clown: Nothing. Just your necro-flesh going through its larval stage. Soon you're gonna get hair in funny places and gonna start thinking about girls.
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Spawn: Just get me to a hospital. Clown: A hospital? Have you seen yourself lately? Burnt man walking. Not even the entire cast of "E.R." could put you back together.
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Clown: Everytime someone farts, a demon gets his wings. [farts twice] Clown: Oh, twins.
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Spawn: God. Clown: [covering ears] Why'd you hafta go and say the "G" word? La la la la.
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Clown: I love the smell of burning asphalt in the morning.
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Clown: You're dead. D-E-D. Dead.
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Clown: I say destroy the cosmos, ask questions later.
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[after defeating the Clown] Spawn: Give my regards to your boss. Tell him he's next.
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Spawn: You sent me to Hell. I'm here to return the favor.
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Clown: I'm gonna cut you into 50 pieces and mail one to each state.
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Jason Wynn: He killed Jessica, and he almost killed me. Clown: You say that like it's a bad thing.
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Clown: Ooh. Burnt man walkin'.
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Clown: Boy you were just tied to that track and that stupid train just kept runnin' over ya didn't it? Just runnin' over you.
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Jessica Priest: It's a little early for Halloween Simmons. Spawn: Where you're going, every day is Halloween.
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Jason Wynn: You don't quit us, son. We are not the U.S. Postal Service.
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Clown: Come on, fry-boy. Can't keep that side-order of potato salad waitning, now can we?
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Clown: Why must you people always question? Why, why, why? When how is so much more fun.
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Clown: [in cheerleader get-up] That's a lovely dress... I wonder if they have it in my size? [begins cheering] Clown: Spawny, Spawny, he's our man, if he can't kill them, no one can. Yay, Spawny. S to the P to the A to the AWN, yes, S to the P to the A to the AWN. Go Spawny, go Spawny.
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Clown: [as Wanda] You over-sized bacon crisp.
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Al Simmons: You wipe his ass for him, too?
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Spawn: [after he sees his wounds heal for the first time] Daaaamn.
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Spawn: What are you looking at? Cogliostro: You tell me.
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Cogliostro: [to Violator] All right, you oversized gecko. Come and get your throat cut.
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Clown: How come Heaven gets all the good fellas, and we're left with the retards?
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Clown: [to a group of would-be Satanists] Behold. This one of a kind necroplasmic armor can be yours for the teeny price of your soul, and a butt-load of pain.
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Clown: I hate clowns. I hate them all. Ronald, Bozo, Chuckles... with their stupid red noses and over-sized shoes... I don't mind being short, fat, and ugly - but the pay sucks.
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Zack: Relax, mister. I've seen worse faces at the coroner's. Spawn: Thanks, kid. That makes me feel *much* better.
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Spawn: [to Cogliostro] Alright, Yoda, just hold on.
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Clown: Wynn and Wanda sitting in a tree, S-U-C-K-I-N-G
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Spawn: [after getting shot multiple times, his wounds heal] Daaaaaammmmmmn.
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Clown: I'm not the Vindicator, or the Victimizer, or the Vaporizer of the Viplator! I'm... [shouts] Clown: The Violator!
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Doctor: What have we got? Paramedic: [about Priest] Gunshot wound to the head doc. Doctor: Eh, she's dead.
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