Finnegan: [after a fight with the pirates] There goes one year off my life.
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[Just before something bad happens; repeated] Finnegan: Now what?
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Finnegan: Do you know how many uncharted islands there are in this ocean? Pantucci: I don't know, two?
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Finnegan: Don't go very far. T. Ray: I didn't know you cared. Finnegan: I care about the gun.
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Pantucci: You mean we're all going to die 'cause you fucked up on the math?
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Finnegan: Like a fine wine, I'm only getting better with age. Mason: Like a fine wine my ass. You look more like a keg of beer to me.
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Billy: So what you realizing, Mamooli? Mamooli: Well, that my goal in life before I die is to make love to a woman from every country on Earth. Vivo: You come to my country I shoot your ass!
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Hanover: You wanna end up in jail, Mulligan? Mulligan: Better there then in the belly of one of those things!
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Finnegan: Well, it looks like we're stuck on this island.
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[after Trillian hits Pantucci with her shoe] Pantucci: I think she broke my nose! Trillian St. James: Give me a chance and I'll break the rest of your face. Not that anyone would notice. Pantucci: What is this about?
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[the big bad monster has just eaten the boat's captain] Canton: I'm beginning to fear that our friends here may be some kind of strange offshoot of the Archaea Ottoia family. Pantucci: Oh, the Ottoia family. And to think I was startin' to worry.
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Leila: You should do something. Finnegan: I've found you live longer if you don't.
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Pantucci: [looking round the workshop] What's that smell? [T-Ray hits him] Pantucci: Did I say it was you?
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Pantucci: [returning Hanover's gun, after finding the latter half inside one of the creatures] Don't say I never gave you nothing!
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Pantucci: If the cash is there, then we do not care. What kinda philosophy is that?
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