Other Titles • Deconstructing Harry • The Meanest Man in the World (1997) • Woody Allen Fall Project 1996 (1996) • Harry außer sich (1998)
Quotes from Deconstructing Harry (1997)
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Harry Block: What? You have air-conditioning in Hell? The Devil: Sure! Fucks up the ozone layer!
2
Doris: You have no values. With you its all nihilism, cynicism, sarcasm, and orgasm. Harry Block: Hey, in France I could run for office with that slogan, and win!
3
[Talking about life] The Devil: It's like Vegas. You're up, you're down, but in the end the house always wins. Doesn't mean you didn't have fun.
4
Harry Block: Tradition is the illusion of permanence.
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Harry Block: Does the president think of fucking every woman he meets? Oh sorry, bad example.
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Harry Block: The most important words in the English language are not "I love you" but "It's benign."
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Harry Block: Between air conditioning and the Pope, I chose air conditioning.
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Harry Block: I'm a guy who can't function well in life but can in art.
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Harry Block: Six shrinks later, three wives down the line, and I still can't get my life together.
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Harry Block: The two most important things are the work that you choose and sex.
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Burt: Do you care even about the holocaust, or do you think it never happened? Harry Block: Not only do I know that we lost 6 million, but the scary thing is that records are made to be broken
12
The Devil: You ever fuck a blind girl? Harry Block: No. That I never did. The Devil: Oh, they're so grateful.
13
Joan: So now you're blaming me because I don't go out with you enough, to meet strangers to FUCK!
14
Lucy: You take everyone's suffering and turn it into gold, LITERARY GOLD!
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Harry Block: [to his brother-in-law Bert] I think you're the opposite of a paranoid. I think you go around with the insane delusion that people like you.
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Harry: Cookie, do you know what a black hole is? Cookie: Sure, that's how I make my livin'!
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Cookie: How come you got all this money? Harry Block: I always keep hooker money around, you know, 'cause I once paid by check years ago and the I.R.S. killed me.
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