Other Titles • Batman & Robin (1997) • Batman and Robin (1997)
Quotes from Batman & Robin (1997)
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Pamela Isley/Poison Ivy: Hello, Jason. I think I've had a change of heart, literally. The animal-plant toxins you dumped on me had a rather unique effect. They replaced my blood with aloe, my skin with chlorophyll, and filled my lips with venom. (Kisses him on the lips) Oh and Jason, one other thing. I probably should've mentioned this earlier. I'm poison.
(47 votes)
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[Talking about Mr. Freeze] Poison Ivy: That's not a man. That is a God.
(34 votes)
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Pamela Isley/Poison Ivy: Come with me. My garden needs tending.
(31 votes)
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Pamela Isley/Poison Ivy: I am Nature's arm. Her spirit. Her will. Hell, I am Mother Nature, and the time has come for plants to take back the world so rightfully ours! 'cause it's not nice to fool with Mother Nature.
(30 votes)
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Poison Ivy: So many people to kill... so little time.
(26 votes)
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Poison Ivy: Some lucky boy's about to hit the honey pot. The winner will receive an evening of my company. I'll bring everything you see here, plus, everything you don't.
(2 votes)
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Poison Ivy: It took God seven days to create paradise. Let's see if I can do better.
(2 votes)
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Poison Ivy: Batface and Birdbrain showed a remarkable resistance to my love-dust. But no matter. Next time I'll just have to give them a stronger dose. They'll literally be dying for me.
(2 votes)
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Poison Ivy: Men, the most absurd of God's creatures. We women give you life, but we can take it away just as easily.
(2 votes)
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Poison Ivy: He loves me. He loves me not. He loves me. He loves me ... Mr. Freeze: NOT! Surprise, I am your new cell mate. And I'm here to make your life a living hell. Prepare for a bitter harvest. Winter has come at last.
(2 votes)
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Poison Ivy: As I told Lady Freeze when I pulled her plug, this is a one woman show.
(2 votes)
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Poison Ivy: [to Nora Freeze] I've never been good with competition. Who needs a frigid wife anyway?
(2 votes)
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Poison Ivy: [to Robin] Stop living in the shadow of the big bad bat. You don't need him. You're the star. I can see it now. Your own big bright signal in the sky. Let me guide you. Let me kiss you.
(2 votes)
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Mr. Freeze: I will blanket the city in endless winter. First Gotham, and then the world. Poison Ivy: Just what I had in mind. Everything dead on earth, except us. A chance for Mother Nature to start again. Behold, the dawn of a new age. My mutant plants have the strength of the deadliest animals. Once you have frozen mankind, these babies will overrun the globe, and we shall rule them, for we will be the only two people left in the world. Mr. Freeze: Adam and Evil!
(2 votes)
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Poison Ivy: Kiss me and I'll tell you. Robin: Tell me and I'll kiss you.
(2 votes)
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Pamela Isley/Poison Ivy: Mammals, a day of reckoning is coming. That's right, the same plants and flowers that saw you crawl from the primordial soup will reclaim the planet. And there will be no-one to protect you. Gossip Gerty: You must be new in town. In Gotham City, Batman and Robin protect us... even from plants and flowers.
Robin: I need a sign that you've turned over a new leaf. Ivy: How about "slippery when wet?"
(1 vote)
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Ivy: There's just something about an anatomically correct rubber suit that puts fire in a girl's lips. Batman: Why is it that all the beautiful ones are homicidal maniacs? Is it me?
(1 vote)
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"The Iceman cometh."--Mr. Freeze (Arnold Schwarzenegger)
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"Allow me to break the ice."--Mr. Freeze
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Alfred: There is no defeat in death, Master Bruce. Victory comes in defending what we know is right while we still live.
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Robin: I hate to disappoint you but my rubber lips are immune to your charms.
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Mr. Freeze: You're not sending ME to the COOLER! Robin: I could have made that jump! Batman: And you could have splattered your brains all over the side of the building. Robin: You know, in the circus, the Flying Graysons were a team. We had to trust each person to do their jobs. That's what being partners is all about. Sometimes, counting on someone else is the only way you win. Batman: Your head wasn't even on the job. All you could think about was Poison Ivy. Robin: You just can't stand it! Maybe she wanted me instead of you. I mean, this is your idea of friendship, isn't it, Bruce? It's your house, it's your rules, it's your way to the highway! It's Batman and Robin, not Robin and Batman, and I'm sick of it! Batman: Yes, it's my rules. *My* rules to keep us alive, and if you want to stay in this house, and on this team, you will abide by them! Robin: This is no partnership. You're never gonna trust me!
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Bruce Wayne: Well, he's over-eager. He's impulsive. I can't trust him not to get hurt. Alfred: Perhaps the truth is you really don't trust anyone. Bruce Wayne: Oh, don't tell me you're on his side, again. Alfred: Despite all your talents, you are still a novice in the ways of family. Master Dick follows the same star as you but gets there by his own course. You must learn to trust him, for that is the nature of family. Bruce Wayne: I trust *you*, Alfred. Alfred: But I shan't be here forever.
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Cop: Please show some mercy! Freeze: I'm afraid my condition has left me cold to your pleas of mercy.
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Batgirl: Chicks like you give women a bad name.
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Batman: And you are...? Batgirl: Batgirl. Batman: That's not very PC. What about Batwoman, or Batperson? Batgirl: I found the Batcave. Robin: I guess we'll just have to kill her.
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Mr. Freeze: Tonight, hell freezes over!
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Victor Fries/Mr. Freeze: If I must suffer, humanity will suffer with me.
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Robin: I want a car, chicks dig the car. Batman: This is why Superman works alone.
32
Robin: Where's the snowman? Batgirl: Maybe he melted. Batman: No, he's just hibernating.
33
Mr. Freeze: Hello, Sorry about the door, Is the party over?
34
Henchman: Sir! Sir! You've gotta see this! [Freeze freezes him] Mr. Freeze: I hate it when they talk during the movie.
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Robin: Please be here for me! Batgirl: Actually I'm looking for Alfred.
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Dr. Jason Woodrue: [sighs] Well, I can respect your opinion, Sadly I'm not good at rejection, I'm afraid you'll have to die!
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Mr. Freeze: Ice to see you!
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Robin: [to Batman] A poison kiss? You have some real issues with women, you know that? You just couldn't stand it that she was going to kiss me and not you, wasn't it? You couldn't stand it that she wanted me and not you!
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[Batman and Robin are being attacked by Freeze's henchmen] Robin: It's the hockey team from hell!
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Mr. Freeze: What killed the dinosaurs? The Ice Age!
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Mr. Freeze: In this universe, there's only one absolute... everything freezes!
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Batman: Who invited you? Robin: I was just hanging around. Batman: I thought you were gonna stay in the museum. Round up some thugs. Robin: How 'bout, "Nice to see ya? Glad you're here to save my life."
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[Alfred misses the doorbell] Alfred: I must have dozed off. My sincerest apologies. Bruce Wayne: Oh, there's no apology necessary, Alfred. It's the first time it's happened in 30 years.
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Mr. Freeze: Cool party!
45
Mr. Freeze: I'll kill you next time!
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Mr. Freeze: Let me guess, Plant Girl? Vine Lady? Huh? Hand over the diamond Garden Gal, or I'll turn you into mulch!
47
Batman: You get the ice, I'll get the Ice-man.
48
Robin: Nice catch. Batman: You break it, you buy it.
49
Mr. Freeze: Take two of these, and call me in the morning.
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[last lines] Barbara Wilson: Partners? Dick Grayson: Partners. Bruce Wayne: Partners. Alfred: We're going to need a bigger cave.
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