Other Titles • Scream • Scary Movie (1996) • Scream - Schrei des Todes (1997)
Quotes from Scream (1996)
1
Tatum: You're not going to pee alone any more. If you pee, I pee. Is that clear?
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Randy: I never thought I'd be so happy to be a virgin!
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Sidney Prescott: You sick fucks, you've seen one too many movies! Billy: Now Sid, don't you blame the movies, movies don't create psychos, movies make psychos more creative!
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Tatum: "I'll send you a copy." BAM! Bitch went down. "I'll send you a copy." BAM! Syd! Superbitch!
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Sidney Prescott: Why can't I be a Meg Ryan movie? Or even a good porno.
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Casey: Who's there? Ghostface: Never say who's there? Don't you watch scary movies? It's a death wish. You might as well come out to investigate a strange noise or something.
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Randy: Listen up. They found Mr. Himbry dead. He was gutted and hung from the goal post on the football field. Drunk teen: Well what are we waiting for? Lets go over there before they pry him down!
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Stu: When do we see Jamie Lee's breasts? I wanna see Jamie Lee's breasts.
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Gale: Jesus, the camera, hurry! Kenny: My name isn't Jesus.
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Gale: Look, Kenny, I know you're about fifty pounds overweight, but when I say hurry, please interpret that as MOVE YOUR FAT TUB OF LARD ASS NOW!
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Reporter: Sidney, how does it feel to be almost brutally butchered? How does it feel? People have a right to know!
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Tatum: Stupidity Leak!
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Tatum: Billy and his penis don't deserve you.
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Gale: If I'm right about this, I could save a man's life. Do you know what that would do for my book sales?
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Tatum: Who am I? The beer wench?
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Randy: If you were the only suspect in a senseless bloodbath - would you be standing in the horror section?
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Stu: As if, that's all I'm saying, as if. Randy: Oh really Alicia?
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Stu: As if. Randy: Oh, really, Alicia?
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Billy: [killer's Voice] What's the matter Sidney, you look like you've seen a ghost.
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Casey: Look, I am two seconds away from calling the police! Phone Voice: They'll never make it in time.
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Sidney Prescott: Fuck you. Billy: We've already played that game, remember? You lost.
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Sidney Prescott: How do you - gut someone? Stu: You take a knife and split 'em from groin to sternum. Billy: It's called tact you fuckrag!
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Billy: It's called subtlety, Stu. You should look it up sometime.
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Stu: ...Shit... Billy: What? Stu: They're gone. Billy: [they go into the kitchen] Where the fuck are they? Stu: I don't know Billy, but I'm hurtin! [the phone rings] Stu: Should I let the machine get it? Billy: [answers it] Hello? Sidney Prescott: Are you alone in the house? Billy: Bitch! You bitch where the fuck are you? Sidney Prescott: Not so fast, we're going to play a little game. It's called: Guess who just called the cops and reported your sorry motherfucking ass! Billy: Find her you dip shit! Get up! Stu: I can't Billy... you cut me too deep. I think I'm dying man! [Billy gives Stu the phone] Stu: ...Hello? Sidney Prescott: Stu, Stu, Stu... What's your motive? Billy has one, the police are on their way, what are you going to tell them? Stu: Peer pressure, I'm far too sensitive. Billy: I'm going to rip you up bitch, just like your fucking mother! Sidney Prescott: You gotta find me first you pansy ass momma's boy! Billy: Fuck! [hits Stu with the phone] Stu: Ow! Fucking hit me with the phone dick!
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Sidney Prescott: Stu, Stu, Stu, what's your motive? Billy's got one, the police are on their way, what are you gonna tell them? Stu: Peer pressure, I'm far too sensitive.
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Sidney Prescott: But this is *not* a movie. Billy: Yes it is, Sidney. It's all one big movie.
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Randy: Now that Billy tried to mutilate her, do you think Sidney would go out with me?
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Tatum: No, please don't kill me, Mr. Ghostface, I wanna be in the sequel!
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Stu: I will totally protect you. Yo, I am so buff, I got you covered, girl.
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Stu: Did you really call the cops? Sidney Prescott: You bet your sorry ass I did. Stu: My mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me!
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Tatum: Just think, if they make a movie about all this, who would play you? Deputy Dwight "Dewey" Riley: I see you as a young Meg Ryan, myself. Sidney Prescott: Thanks, Dewey, but with my luck I'd get Tori Spelling.
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Phone Voice: Do you like scary movies? Sidney Prescott: What's the point they're all the same, some stupid killer stalking some big-breasted girl who can't act and is always running up the stairs when she should be running out the front door, it's insulting.
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Randy: It's the millennium, motives are incidental.
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Billy: Life is like a movie. Only you can't pick your genre.
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Randy: There's always some stupid bullshit reason to kill your girlfriend. That's the beauty of it all! Simplicity! Besides, if it gets too complicated, you lose your target audience.
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Principal Himbry: You make me so sick. Your entire havoc-inducing, thieving, whoring generation disgusts me.
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Cheerleader in Bathroom: Think about it... her mothers death leaves her disturbed and hostile in a cruel and inhumane world. She's delusional, fears God, etc. She wants to kill her self, but then she realizes that teen suicide is out this year, and homicide is a much healthier therapeutic expression. Girl in Bathroom: Where do you get this shit? Cheerleader in Bathroom: Ricky Lake.
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Casey: Listen, asshole! Phone Voice: No, you listen, you little bitch! You hang up on me again, I'll gut you like a fish, understand? Can you handle that... Blondie?
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Billy: [quoting Norman Bates] We all go a little mad sometimes.
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Phone Voice: Okay, answer this question, you live. Who was the killer in Friday the 13th? Casey: Jason! It was Jason! Phone Voice: Nope. Casey: Yes it was! I've seen that movie 20 goddam times! Phone Voice: Then you should know that the killer was Mrs. Voorhees, Jason never appeared until the sequel!
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Billy: That woman was a slut-bag whore who flashed her shit all over town like she was Sharon Stone or something.
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Tatum: [about Casey Becker's death] It's so sad. Her mom and dad found her hanging from a tree limb, her insides on the outside.
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Randy: There are certain RULES that one must abide by in order to survive a horror movie. First, you can never have sex. [crowd boos] Randy: Second, you can never drink or do drugs. [crowd cheers and raises their bottles] Randy: BIG NO NO. It's a sin. It's an extension of number 1. And last, you can never, ever, ever under any circumstances say "I'll be right back," 'Cause you won't be back. Stu: I'm gettin' another beer, you want one? Randy: Yeah, sure. Stu: I'll be right back. [crowd cheers] Randy: See, you stretch the rules and you end up dead. I'll see you in the kitchen with a knife.
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Randy: The police are always off track with this shit! If they'd watch Prom Night, they'd save time! There's a formula to it. A very simple formula! [yelling in video store] Randy: EVERYBODY'S A SUSPECT!
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Gale Weather: Oh, God, Kenny, I'm sorry, but - [shouts] Gale Weather: - get the fuck off of my windshield!
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Gale: Guess I remembered the safety that time, bastard.
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Stu: I always had a thing for ya Sid! Sidney Prescott: In your dreams! [She drops a television on his head]
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Billy: [licks blood] Mmmm... corn syrup. Same stuff they used as pig's blood in Carrie.
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Billy: You're slut mother was fucking my father... is that motive enough for you?
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Billy: Your slut mother was fucking my father. She's the reason my mom moved out and abandoned me... how's that for a motive?
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