Other Titles • Jerry Maguire - Spiel des Lebens (1997)
Quotes from Jerry Maguire (1996)
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Rod Tidwell: Anyone else would have left you by now, but I'm sticking with you. And if I have to ride your ass like Zorro, you're gonna show me the money.
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Dicky Fox: If this [points to heart] Dicky Fox: is empty, this [points to head] Dicky Fox: doesn't matter.
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"You complete me."--Jerry Maguire to Dorothy Boyd (Renée Zellweger)
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Rod Tidwell: Show me the money!
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"Show me the money!"--Rod Tidwell (Cuba Gooding, Jr.) to Jerry Maguire (Tom Cruise)
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"You had me at hello. You had me at hello."--Dorothy Boyd to Jerry Maguire
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Jerry Maguire: I am out here for you. You don't know what it's like to be ME out here for YOU. It is an up-at-dawn, pride-swallowing siege that I will never fully tell you about, ok?
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Dicky Fox: The key to this business is personal relationships.
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Jerry Maguire: I don't like black people? I am Mister black people.
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Bob Sugar: It's not "show friends." It's show *business*.
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Jerry Maguire: I lost the number one draft pick the night before the draft! Rod Tidwell: Well, boo-fucking-hoo.
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Laurel: Don't cry at the beginning of a date. Cry at the end, like I do.
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Dorothy: Look at me Laurel, I'm the oldest 26 year old in the world.
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Dorothy: On the surface, everything seems fine. I've got this great guy. And he loves my kid. And he sure does like me a lot. And I can't live like that. It's not the way I'm built.
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Rod Tidwell: I got a shelf life of ten years, tops. My next contract's gotta bring me the dollars that'll last me and mine a long time. Shit, I'm out of this sport in 5 years. What's my family gonna live on? Huh?
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Jerry Maguire: I'm still sort of moved by your "My word is stronger than oak" thing.
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Tyson Tidwell: That's my mo-fo.
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Jerry Maguire: I will not rest until I have you holding a Coke, wearing your own shoe, playing a Sega game *featuring you*, while singing your own song in a new commercial, *starring you*, broadcast during the Superbowl, in a game that you are winning, and I will not *sleep* until that happens. I'll give you fifteen minutes to call me back.
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Laurel: You fuck this up, I'll kill you! Jerry Maguire: I'm glad we had this talk.
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Rod Tidwell: You are hanging on by a very thin thread and I dig that about you!
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Ethan: Everybody loves you. Pisses me off.
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Jerry Maguire: I'm not trying to make history here.
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[Rod has just told Jerry he will keep him as his agent] Jerry Maguire: That's great. I'm very... happy. Rod Tidwell: That's what I'm gonna do for you. God bless you, Jerry. Now this is what you're gonna do for me. You listening? Jerry Maguire: Yeah, yeah, what can I do for YOU, Rod? Rod Tidwell: It's a very personal, very important thing. Hell, it's a family motto. Now are you ready? Just checking to make sure you're ready (Rod turns his boom box real low) here it is - show me the money. (He now blasts the boom box at full level) OHHH! SHOW! ME! THE! MONEY! Doesn't it make you feel good just to say that, Jerry? Say it with me one time brother! Jerry Maguire: ...Show you the money. Rod Tidwell: Oh, come on, you can do better than that! I want you to say it brother with meaning! Hey, I got Bob Sugar on the other line I better hear you say it! Jerry Maguire: Yeah, ye - no, show you the money! Rod Tidwell: AH! Not show YOU! Show ME the money! Jerry Maguire: Show me the money! Rod Tidwell: Yeah, that's it brother but you got to yell that shit! Jerry Maguire: Show me the money! Rod Tidwell: Louder! Jerry Maguire: Show me the money!
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Laurel: I'm incapable of small talk.
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Jerry Maguire: How's your head? Rod Tidwell: Bubblicious.
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Avery Bishop: If you ever want me to be with another woman for you, I'd do it. It's not something I'm interested in. Once, yeah, it seemed normal, but it was just a phase, a college thing, like torn Levi's or law school for you. Would you like something from the kitchen? I'm gonna get some fruit.
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Copy store clerk: That's how you become great, man. Hang your balls out there!
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Ray: D'you know that the human head weighs 8 pounds? Jerry Maguire: Did you know that Troy Aikman, in only six years, has passed for 16,303 yards? Ray: D'you know that bees and dogs can smell fear? Jerry Maguire: Did you know that the career record for hits is 4,256 by Pete Rose who is NOT in the Hall of Fame? Ray: D'you know that my next door neighbor has three rabbits? Jerry Maguire: I... I can't compete with that!
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Avery Bishop: There is a sensitivity thing that some people have. I don't have it. I don't cry at movies, I don't gush over babies, I don't buy Christmas presents 5 months early, and I DON'T tell the guy who just ruined both our lives, "Oh, poor baby." But I do love you.
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Jerry Maguire: Have you ever gotten the feeling that you aren't completely embarassed yet, but you glimpse tomorrow's embarrassment?
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Avery Bishop: There is no real loyalty, and the first person who taught me that was you. Jerry Maguire: I figure I was trying to sleep with you at the time. Avery Bishop: Well, it worked.
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[Dorothy enters kitchen, catching Laurel eavesdropping] Laurel: I heard. Dorothy: No kidding. I looked over and saw the shadow of two curious shoes under the kitchen door. Laurel: Dorothy, this guy would go home with a gardening tool if it showed interest.
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Dorothy: I love him! I love him for the man he wants to be. And I love him for the man he almost is.
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Dorothy: I just want to be inspired.
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Dorothy: He's coming over. Laurel: Tonight? Dorothy: He just lost his best client. I invited the guy over. Laurel: Dorothy, this is not a guy. It's a syndrome. Early mid-life. Hanging on to the bottom wrong. "Dear God, don't let me be alone or I call my newly long suffering assistent without medical for company settlement." If now all you still want is him to come over, I'm not saying anything. Dorothy: Honey, he's engaged.
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Rod Tidwell: Who's your motherfucker? Jerry Maguire: You're my motherfucker!
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Dorothy: I've had three lovers in the past four years, and they all ran a distant second to a good book and a warm bath.
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Dorothy: Maybe love shouldn't be such hard work.
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Jerry Maguire: Do you want this jacket? I don't need it. I'm cloaked in failure!
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Jerry Maguire: Jump in my nightmare, the water's warm!
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Jerry Maguire: The fuckin zoo is closed, Ray. Ray: You said fuck. Jerry Maguire: Uh... yeah... I... Ray: Don't worry. I won't tell.
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Jerry Maguire: What do you want from me? My soul? Dorothy: Why not? I deserve that much.
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Jerry Maguire: This is going to change everything. Dorothy: Promise?
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Jerry Maguire: I won't let you get rid of me.
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Jerry Maguire: I love you. You... complete me. Dorothy: Shut up. Just shut up. You had me at "hello."
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Dorothy: I have this great guy. And he loves my son. And he sure does like me a lot.
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Jerry Maguire: Show me the money!
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Jerry Maguire: That's more than a dress. That's an Audrey Hepburn movie.
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Ray: What's wrong, Mommy? Dorothy: First class, that's what's wrong. It used to be a better meal, now it's a better life.
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Dicky Fox: Hey... I don't have all the answers. In life, to be honest, I have failed as much as I have succeeded. But I love my life. I love my wife. And I wish you my kind of success.
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