Woody: Hey, Slinky? Slinky Dog: [with a checker board] Down here, Woody. I'm red this time. Woody: No, Slink... Slinky Dog: All right, you can be red. Woody: Not now, Slinky. I've got some bad news. Slinky Dog: [shouts] Bad news? Woody: Shhh! Just round everyone up for a staff meeting and be happy. Slinky Dog: Okay. [walks away slowly with his head down] Woody: Be happy! Slinky Dog: [laughs hysterically]
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Buzz: Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has been secretly building a weapon with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet! I alone have information that reveals this weapon's only weakness. And you, my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command! Woody: [pauses and looks incredulous] You! Are! A! Toy! You aren't the real Buzz Lightyear! You're - you're an action figure! [holds hand up to eyes indicating something small] Woody: You are a child's play-thing! Buzz: You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. Farewell. Woody: Oh, yeah? Well, good riddance, ya loony.
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Sid Phillips: [Reading warning on rocket] "Highly explosive. Keep away from children." Cool!
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Rex: What if Andy gets another dinosaur? A mean one? I don't think I can take that kind of rejection.
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Mr. Potato Head: How come you don't have a laser, Woody? Woody: It's not a laser. It's a little light bulb that blinks. Hamm: What's wrong with him? Mr. Potato Head: Laser envy.
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[Mr. Potato Head rearranges his facial features crazily] Mr. Potato Head: Hey, Hamm. Look, I'm Picasso. Hamm: I don't get it. Mr. Potato Head: You uncultured swine.
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Buzz: I've set my laser from stun to kill. Woody: Oh, great. If anyone attacks we can blink em' to death.
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[repeated line] Buzz: To infinity, and beyond!
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[Mr. Potato Head watches hopefully as Andy open birthday presents] Mr. Potato Head: Mrs. Potato Head, Mrs. Potato Head, Mrs. Potato Head, Mrs... Hey, I can dream can't I?
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Mr. Potato Head: What, did you take Stupid Pills this morning?
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[Preparing for the toy mutiny] Woody: Wind the frog.
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Woody: Wait a minute, I just lit a rocket... Rockets explode!
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Woody: Tuesday's plastic corrosion awareness meeting was, I think, a big success.
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Hamm: Yes, sir, we're next month's garage sale fodder for sure.
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Woody: Look, we're all very impressed with Andy's new toy. Buzz: Toy? Woody: T-O-Y, toy. Buzz: Excuse me, I think the word you're searching for is "space ranger". Woody: The word I'm searching for, I can't say, because there's preschool toys present.
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Buzz: I just want you to know that even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet. Woody: Oh. Well, that's good. Buzz: But we're not on my planet, are we?
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Woody: What chance does a toy like me have against a Buzz Lightyear action figure?
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Mr. Potato Head: Oh, really? Well, I'm from Playskool. Rex: And I'm from Mattel. Well, actually I'm from a smaller company that was purchased by Mattel in a leveraged buyout.
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Buzz: Can! Woody: That wasn't flying! That was... falling with style!
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Sergeant: It's a Mrs. Potato Head! Repeat, a Mrs. Potato Head! Hamm: Way to go, Idaho! Mr. Potato Head: I'd better shave. [pulls off his moustache]
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Andy: You're going to jail, Bart. Say good-bye to the wife and Tater Tots.
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Woody: Okay, Buzz. I think you've had enough tea, for now.
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Woody: Buzz, you've got wings! You glow in the dark! You talk! Your helmet does that, that...*whoosh* thing! You are a cool toy! [loses steam] Woody: As a matter of fact, you're *too* cool.
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Mr. Potato Head: Son of a building block! It's Woody!
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Woody: Buzz! You're flying! Buzz: This isn't flying. This is falling with style!
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Buzz: How are you fixed for fuel? Are you still using fossil fuels, or have you discovered crystallic fusion? Woody: Well, we have double-A's.
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Buzz: How dare you open a Space Ranger's helmet on an uncharted planet? My eyeballs could have been sucked out of their sockets!
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Woody: Sergeant, establish a recon post downstairs. Code Red. You know what to do. Sergeant: Yes, sir! All right, men! We're at Code Red! Repeat, Code Red! Recon plan Charlie: Execute! Let's move, move, move!
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Buzz: What's going on? Woody: Nothing that concerns you Space Rangers. Just us toys. Buzz: I'd better have a look anyway. [look through binoculars] Buzz: Why is that soldier strapped to an explosive device? Woody: [moves binoculars] That's why. Sid. Buzz: Sure is a hairy fella. Woody: No, no. That's Scud, you idiot. That's Sid. Buzz: You mean that happy child? Mr. Potato Head: That ain't no happy child! Rex: He tortures toys, just for fun!
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Buzz: I'm Buzz Lightyear. I come in peace. Rex: Oh, I'm so glad you're not a dinosaur!
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Buzz: This is an intergalactic emergency. I need to commandeer your vessel to Sector 12. Who's in charge here? All: [pointing up] The Claw! Alien #1: The Claw is our master. Ailen #2: It decides who goes and who stays. Woody: Oh, this is ludicrous.
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Woody: [trying to get Buzz into Molly's stroller] It's a special spaceship, I just saw it. Buzz: You mean it has hyperdrive? Woody: Hyperactive hyperdrive, and astro... uh... turf.
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Sid Phillips: No-one has ever attempted a double bypass brain transplant before.
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Woody: Listen, Lightsnack, you stay away from Andy. He's mine, and no one is taking him away from me. Buzz: What are you talking about? Where's that bonding strip? [slides under his ship with a skateboard.] Woody: [pulls him back out] And another thing, stop with this spaceman thing! It's getting on my nerves.
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Rex: Great! Now I have guilt!
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Woody: Pull my string! The birthday party's today?
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Mr. Potato Head: Ages three and up! It's on my box! Ages three and up! I'm not supposed to be babysitting Princess Drool!
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Mr. Potato Head: What're you lookin' at, you hockey puck?
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Woody: Hey, Etch... Draw! [Etch draws a picture of a gun] Woody: D'oh! Got me again! Fastest drawer in the west!
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Mr. Potato Head: How did I get stuck with you as a moving buddy? Rex: Everyone else was picked.
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Woody: Now, guys, it was an accident. You gotta believe me. Slinky Dog: We believe you, Woody. Right, Rex? Rex: Uh... yeah... uh, I mean no... uh... I don't like confrontations!
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Slinky Dog: It's Sid! Rex: I thought he was at summer camp. Hamm: Well, maybe they kicked him out early this year.
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Woody: Aaaaah! This is the part where we blow up! Buzz: Not today.
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Buzz: Years of Academy training wasted.
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[Woody finds Buzz dressed up as "Mrs. Nesbitt" and in the company of two headless dolls] Woody: What happened to you? Buzz: One minute you're defending the whole galaxy, and, suddenly, you find yourself sucking down Darjeeling with Marie Antoinette... and her little sister.
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