Other Titles • Demon Knight • Demon Keeper (1995) • Tales from the Crypt Presents: Demon Knight (1995)
Quotes from Demon Knight (1995)
1
Cordelia: Are my sheets done yet? Jeryline: They're downstairs. And I couldn't get all those stains out, either. Cordelia: Damn guacamole.
(30 votes)
2
The Collector: Humans. You're not worth the flesh you're printed on!
(25 votes)
3
Crypt Keeper: Fasten your drool cups, and ready your vomit bags! We're going to the movies! Frights, camera, action!
(22 votes)
4
Brayker: [eating slop] You want some? Uncle Willy: Hell, no! I'm just thinking about how much better that stuff looked when it was roadkill.
(24 votes)
5
Uncle Willy: [drunk] Boy, listen to that thunder! God's doing some serious thinkin' tonight. I bet he's saying, "On second thought, maybe I shoulda given it all to the monkeys." Brayker: Maybe it's not too late.
(22 votes)
6
The Collector: [taking off his outfit] Fuck this cowboy shit! You fucking ho-dunk, po-dunk, well then there motherfuckers! All you had to do was give me the goddamn key!
(8 votes)
7
Irene: Get that pussy off the table! [Cordelia hops off the table] Irene: I meant the cat.
(2 votes)
8
Roach: Vaya con dios. The Collector: And a vaya con diablos to you, too, sir.
(2 votes)
9
The Collector: Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are? I know that sounds like a line - Lord knows I've used it - but I mean it.
10
Brayker: [dying] When the stars line up, you'll know what to do. I can't tell you how long - it may be a lifetime, may be several. On that day, you'll fight. And when that night is over, you'll do what I just did. Watch your back, Jeryl, watch your back.
11
Roach: You know this "Hell on Earth" business? Big fucking deal - I've got hemmorhoids.
12
The Collector: Do me a favor? Don't scream. Just hear what I've gotta say... and then scream.
13
Uncle Willie: Jeryline you wouldn't hurt your old uncle will now would you baby.
14
The Collector: All right, this property... is hereby... condemned
15
[after a demon trys to break through the barrier and is melted] Uncle Willy: OH that is disgusting Jeryline: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SHIT?
16
Irene: This is crazy. Brayker: Deal with it.
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