Other Titles • Batman Forever (1995) • Batman 3 (1995) • Forever (1995)
Quotes from Batman Forever (1995)
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Dr. Chase Meridian: Hot entrance!
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The Riddler: Joygasm!
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[Two-Face decides a victim's fate with a coin toss] Two-Face: Ah. Fortune smiles. Another day of wine and roses. Or, in your case, beer and pizza!
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Two-Face: One man is born a hero, his brother a coward. Babies starve, politicians grow fat. Holy men are martyred, and junkies grow legion. Why? Why, why, why, why, why? Luck! Blind, stupid, simple, doo-dah, clueless luck!
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The Riddler: Riddle me this, what sort of a man has bats on the brain?
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The Riddler: Riddle me this, riddle me that, who's afraid of the big, black bat?
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Batman: Commissioner Gordon? Dr. Chase Meridian: He's at home. I sent the signal. Batman: What's wrong? Dr. Chase Meridian: Last night, at the bank, I noticed something about Two-Face. His coin. It's his Achilles' heel. It can be exploited. Batman: I know. You called me here for this? The Batsignal is not a beeper. Dr. Chase Meridian: Well I wish I could say that my interest in you was... purely professional. Batman: You trying to get under my cape, doctor? Dr. Chase Meridian: A girl can't live by psychoses alone. Batman: It's the car, right? Chicks love the car. Dr. Chase Meridian: What is it about the wrong kind of man? In grade school it was guys with earrings. College, motorcycles, leather jackets. Now, *oh*, black rubber. Batman: Try firemen, less to take off. Dr. Chase Meridian: I don't mind the work. Pity I can't see behind the mask. Batman: We all wear masks. Dr. Chase Meridian: My life's an open book. You read? Batman: I don't blend in at a family picnic. Dr. Chase Meridian: Oh, we could give it a try. I'll bring the wine, you bring your scarred psyche. Batman: Direct aren't you? Dr. Chase Meridian: You like strong women. I've done my homework. Or do I need skin-tight vinyl and a whip? Batman: I haven't had that much luck with women. Dr. Chase Meridian: Maybe you just haven't met the right woman.
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Dick Grayson: I need a name! Batboy, Nightwing, I dunno. What's a good sidekick name? Bruce Wayne: How about Dick Grayson, college student? Dick Grayson: Screw you!
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Alfred Pennyworth: I'm sorry to bother you, sir. But I have some rather distressing news about Master Dick. Bruce Wayne: What? Is he alright? Alfred Pennyworth: I'm afraid Master Dick has, uhm, gone traveling. Bruce Wayne: He ran away? Alfred Pennyworth: Actually, he took the car. Bruce Wayne: He boosted the Jag? Alfred Pennyworth: No, sir. Not the Jaguar. The other car. Bruce Wayne: The Bentley? Alfred Pennyworth: No, sir! The *other car*.
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Alfred Pennyworth: Can I persuade you to take a sandwich with you, sir? Batman: I'll get drive-thru.
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The Riddler: For if knowledge is power, then a GOD AM *I*! [pauses] The Riddler: Was that over the top? I can never tell.
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The Riddler: You should have let me in on this. We could have planned it, prepared it, pre-sold the movie rights!
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The Riddler: You're ruining my big party! Are you *insane*? Two-Face: Just waiting for you to deliver the Batman, dear boy. The Riddler: Patience, O Bifurcated One! Two-Face: Patience is hell! We want him dead! The Riddler: Well, you could have let me in on the caper. We could have organized this, planned it... pre-sold the movie rights. [Batman enters through the skylight, and begins to fit Two-Face's thugs] The Riddler: You're entrance was good. His was better. [Batman continues to fit thugs] The Riddler: The difference: showmanship!
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Robin: Ju want to take a ride in my love machine, bay-bay?
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Two-Face: Why can't you just die?
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[upon reaching Claw Island] Robin: Holey rusted metal, Batman! Batman: Huh? Robin: The ground, it's all metal. It's full of holes. You know, holey. Batman: Oh.
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Dick Grayson: All I can think about every second of the day is getting Two-Face. He took my whole life. And when I was out there tonight, I imagined it was him that I was fighting, even when I was fighting you. And all the pain went away. Do you understand? Bruce Wayne: Yes, I do. Dick Grayson: Good, cause you gotta help me find him. And when we do, I'm the one who kills him. Bruce Wayne: So, you're willing to take a life. Dick Grayson: Long as it's Two-Face. Bruce Wayne: Then it will happen this way: You make the kill, but your pain doesn't die with Harvey, it grows. So you run out into the night to find another face, and another, and another, until one terrible morning you wake up and realize that revenge has become your whole life. And you won't know why. Dick Grayson: You can't understand. Your family wasn't killed by a maniac. Bruce Wayne: Yes, they were. We're the same.
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Batman: I read your work. Insightful. Naive, but insightful. Dr. Chase Meridian: I'm flattered. Not every girl makes a superhero's night table.
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Dr. Chase Meridian: He'll slaughter them without thinking twice. Batman: Agreed. A trauma powerful enough to create an alternate personality leaves the victim... Dr. Chase Meridian: - in a world where normal rules of right and wrong no longer apply. Batman: Exactly. Dr. Chase Meridian: Like you. - Well, let's just say that I could write a hell of a paper on a grown man who dresses like a flying rodent. Batman: Bats aren't rodents, Dr. Meridian.
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Dr. Chase Meridian: By the way, do you have a first name, or do I just call you Bat?
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Bruce Wayne: Perhaps letters of the alphabet. Alfred Pennyworth: Of course, 13 is M. Bruce Wayne: 1 would be A, 8 would be H, and 5 would be E. Alfred Pennyworth: M-A-H-E? Bruce Wayne: Perhaps 1 and 8 are 18. Alfred Pennyworth: 18... is... R. M-R-E. Bruce Wayne: How about "Mr. E"? Alfred Pennyworth: Mystery. Bruce Wayne: And another name for mystery? Alfred Pennyworth: Enigma! Bruce Wayne: Mr. E. Nygma. Edward Nygma. Stickley's suicide was obviously a computer-generated forgery. Alfred Pennyworth: You really are quite bright, despite what people say.
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The Riddler: Tell the fat lady she's on in five.
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Two-Face: You have broken into our hideout. You have violated the sanctity of our lair. For this we should crush your bones into POWDER. However, you do pose a very interesting proposition: therefore, heads, we accept, and tails, we blow your damned head off!
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The Riddler: Now the real game begins!
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The Riddler: [to Two Face after Batman shows up] Your entrance was good... his was better. The difference: showmanship.
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The Riddler: This is your brain on the box. This is my brain on the box. Does anybody else feel like a fried egg?
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The Riddler: [after being defeated] Why? Why can't I kill you? Too many questions. Too many questions. Batman: Poor Edward. I had to save them both. You see, I'm both Bruce Wayne and Batman. Not because I have to be. Now... because I choose to be. [holds out his hand. The Riddler backs away as he sees a bat] The Riddler: AAAAHHH! AHHHHGH! AAAAGH!
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[Stops Two Face killing Batman] The Riddler: Don't kill him! If you kill him, he won't learn nothin'!
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[after shooting down the Batplane] The Riddler: I hope they can find the little black box.
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The Riddler: Like the jacket? It keeps me safe when I'm... jogging at night!
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[Chase has told the Riddler that Batman will come for her] The Riddler: Batman? Batman, you say? Coming for you? I'm... [shouting] The Riddler: counting on it!
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Two-Face: You're counting on the winged avenger to deliver you from evil, aren't you my friend? Bank Guard: Are you going to kill me? Two-Face: Maybe, maybe not. You could say we're of two minds on the subject.
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[Two-Face's Lair] The Riddler: Love what you've done with the place. Heavy Metal meets House and Garden.
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Edward Nygma: [to Two-face] Your entrance was good. His was even better.
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Dr. Chase Meridian: [talking to the shadow] ) Edward, who is Batman? Edward Nygma: Won't tell ya' if you don't say please! Dr. Chase Meridian: Edward, please. Who is batman? Edward Nygma: [jumping out] I'M BATMAN
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[are trying to sink Robin's boat] Two Face: B12! The Riddler: Hit! And my favorite vitamin might I add.
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[hit boss on head with coffee canister] Edward Nygma: Caffeine will KILL YA!
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Riddler: [to Two-Face, who has just blown a hole in the ceiling of his lair] Has anybody ever told you you have a SERIOUS IMPULSE CONTROL PROBLEM?
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Bruce Wayne: I was scared at first, but only at first.
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[Two-Face destroys Robin's boat] The Riddler: YOU SUNK MY BATTLE SHIP!
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Edward Nygma: You were supposed to understand. I'll *make* you understand.
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Alfred Pennyworth: Broken wings mend in time. One day Robin will fly again. I promise.
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Batman: I guess we're all two people.
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Batman: A man's gotta go his own way.
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Gang Leader: Who are you? Dick Grayson: I'm Batman. [the whole gang starts laughing] Dick Grayson: All right so I forgot the costume!
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