"Flintstones! Meet the Flintstones! They're the modern Stone Age fa-mi-ly."
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"Yabba-dabba-do!"
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"Wilm-a-a-a!"
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Fred Flintstone: Yabba dabba doo!
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"I should have signed with Disney. They'd never allow this sort of thing to happen."
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Barney Rubble: You're afraid to tell Wilma, aren't you? Fred Flintstone: Afraid? Now let's get this straight, Rubble, I don't need permission from my wife to make a decision. In my cave, I reign supreme, *SUPREME*. Barney Rubble: I won't tell her, Fred. Fred Flintstone: Thanks pal.
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Fred Flintstone: I'm only one man. Barney Rubble: Not from the back.
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Betty Rubble: Barney, do you have to do everything Fred does?
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Fred Flintstone: I just want my old job back and my old life. Oh and two weeks paid vacation for all the workers in the quarry, an annual cost-of-living increase, and those little packets of ketchup in the lunch room.
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Wilma: I cannot believe you just sat there and let them walk out on us. Fred Flintstone: At least I can walk around the house in my underwear again. Wilma: And that is more important to you than 30 years of friendship? Fred Flintstone: It is on a hot day.
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Cliff Vandercave: Do you know what we do up here? Fred Flintstone: Well me and the guys have always wondered. Cliff Vandercave: We interface, Flintstone, we conceptualize, tenderize, prioritize. Fred Flintstone: When do we eat?
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Grizzled Man: Wait, do you know this guy? Barney Rubble: No, he used to be my best friend. Heck if it weren't for me, this whole mess probably wouldn't have happened. Grizzled Man: Thanks for telling us. We could've made a very big mistake. Hang both of them!
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Cliff Vandercave: I want you to fire Bernard Rubble. Fred Flintstone: Done! Wait, fire Barney, why? Cliff Vandercave: Well he scored the lowest on the company aptitude test. He's an imbosile. The company can't afford to have dead weight like him on the payroll. Fred Flintstone: But Mr. Vandercave, he's got a new kid, a mortgage, I'm his best friend, I can't. Cliff Vandercave: Look, Fred, if you don't fire him, I will, and then I'll fire you.
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Sharon Stone: can I get you anything? Coffee? Fred Flintstone: Sure. Sharon Stone: How would you like it? Fred Flintstone: In a cup? Sharon Stone: Bold choice, Mr. Flintstone!
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Fred Flintstone: Barney Rubble has been my neighbor, my lodge brother and my best friend since the first time I went through the fifth grade.
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[Dino grabs one of the steaks off the grill and runs away] Fred Flintstone: Hey, Barn, you like your steak rare? Barney Rubble: Yeah. Fred Flintstone: That one's yours. [Barney chases Dino]
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Cliff Vandercave: Son of a Brachiosaurus!
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Barney Rubble: It's like a dream come true. A son. Somebody to carry on the proud name of Rubble. 'Think I'll be a good daddy, Fred? Fred Flintstone: Well you're bound to find something you're good at.
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Pearl Slaghoople: Somebody has to look after my daughter and grandchild, while you're out corrausing with a bunch of neanderthals. Fred Flintstone: Oh really? Well for your information the lodge no longer accepts neanderthals. Pearl Slaghoople: He robs your nest egg to bail out that little troll next door, while my daughter has to wash her clothes in the river. Fred Flintstone: I've got half a mind...! Pearl Slaghoople: Oh don't flatter yourself.
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Adoption Agency Worker: Mr. and Mrs. Rubble, this is your little boy. [Presents Bamm-Bamm] Betty Rubble: Oh Barney isn't he precious? Fred Flintstone: Precious? They'd have been better off with the monkey. Wilma Flintstone: Fred! Betty Rubble: Does he have a name? Adoption Agency Worker: Bamm-Bamm. Barney Rubble: Is that shot for something? Adoption Agency Worker: Yes, Bamm-Bamm-Bamm. You're going to have to take it slowly with this one, he doesn't speak yet and is alittle skimish around humans, but then again I would be too if I'd been raised by wild Mastadons. Ha ha ha. Barney Rubble, Betty Rubble: Mastadons? Adoption Agency Worker: Let's not nitpick! A mammal's a mammal.
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Cashier: Mrs. Rubble, there seems to be a slight problem with your credit card. Betty Rubble: Really? What's that? Cashier: It's no damn good! [Breaks the card with a hammer]
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Fred Flintstone: Sorry I'm late. Had car trouble, I picked up a nail. [Shows everyone a bandaid on his dirty foot] Mr. Slate: Thank you for sharing that with us, Mr. Flagstone. May we continue?
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Fred Flintstone: [Holding a miniature model of houses the quarry plans to build] I hate to bush your bubble, but if you build houses this small, who's gonna live in them?
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Wilma Flintstone: We have scrimped and saved for that money and everytime we get a little bit ahead you have to go blow it on some hair brained scheme. Fred Flintstone: Now see here, Wilma! In this cave, *I* AM THE KING! AND... Wilma Flintstone: And what...? Fred! Fred Flintstone: And you have every right to know, my queen.
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Fred Flintstone: We'll make new friends, there's 4,000 other people in this world!
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[after Cliff has announced that Fred had won the executive job] Fred Flintstone: Barney, quick, what's my name? Barney Rubble: Fred Flintstone! Fred Flintstone: Don't toy with me, Barn.
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Barney Rubble: So, Fred, what am I gonna call you now? Boss? Chief? Fred Flintstone: No, simply Your Highness will do.
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Fred Flintstone: Miss Stone, I'd like you to meet my wife, Mrs. Flagstone, and our daughter... uh... uh... isn't she beautiful? My family.
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Fred Flintstone: This is my office? This is my chair? Cliff Vandercave: Yeah, not to throw too much at you on your first day but this big thing here is your desk. Fred Flintstone: My desk?
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Barney Rubble: Tell me something, Mr. Vice President, what's a graduated inventory plan? How about supply and demand? Hey Fred, what's two and two? Fred Flintstone: ...I didn't come here to talk business. I'm out with my wife. Now get me a clean spoon.
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Fred Flintstone: Take a memo. Cliff, let's play golf. We can prioritize, conceptualize and tenderize. Executively yours, Fred Fliiii - [falls backwards out of his chair] Dictabird: Are there six or seven I's in 'Fliiii - '?
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Cliff Vandercave: Look at those pathetic worms burrowing their lives away. Do you know why I'm up here and they're down there, Miss Stone? Sharon Stone: Because you lied on your résumé? Cliff Vandercave: No. Because I have vision, and right now I have a vision of you and me dripping with coconut oil on a beach in Rockapulco with Mr. Slate's fortune to keep us company. Sharon Stone: I'm glad we see eye to eye. Cliff Vandercave: And somewhere down there is the ignorant stooge who will make all my schemes come true.
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Sharon Stone: I'm worried, Cliff, I think Mr. Flintstone is smarter than we thought. Cliff Vandercave: Ha. He'd have to be to get himself dressed in the morning.
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Wilma's Mom: You could've married Elliot Firestone, the man who invented the wheel.
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Pearl Slaghoople: Oh, you poor, poor dear. You could have married Elliot Firestone, the man who invented the wheel. [gives Fred a nasty glare] Pearl Slaghoople: Instead you picked Fred Flintstone, the man who invented the excuse!
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Barney Rubble: [On Fred's first day of being a VP] Well, guess this is it, Mr. Flintstone. Go get'em, big guy. Fred Flintstone: Hey Barn. Barney Rubble: Yeah, Fred? Fred Flintstone: Could you spot me a couple bucks for lunch? I'm a little short. Barney Rubble: You're right, Fred. Nothing's changed.
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Mr. Slate: Gentlemen, please, I can't endorse this modernization if it means laying off all those workers. Some of them have been here since the beginning of time. Cliff Vandercave: What if I could quadruple your income? Mr. Slate: I'll miss them. You were saying?
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Cliff Vandercave: Through the miracle of geothermal power, the raw material is elevated to the second stage where our steam powered conveyer belts carry... Bill: Steam? He's a mad man! Cliff Vandercave: *Steam* powered conveyer belts, carry the product...
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