Tommy Patel: You don't have to worry about me, dear. I'm bi-sexual. Whenever I want to have sex, I have to buy it.
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Brittle: Congratulations, sir. Henry Martin: Eh, you can kiss ass later, Brittle. Brittle: Thank you, sir.
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Butler: Drunk again, sir? Henry Martin: That's okay, Butler. So are we.
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Adoption Agent: She insisted that you were adopted by a member of the working class to save you from the curse of money. Tommy Patel: How very thoughtful...
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Duchess Lucinda: Stop? You can't just arouse a woman and then yell stop, even if you are English...
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Police Officer: We believe foul play was involved. Tommy Patel: Surely you don't think I... Police Officer: I don't think anything, sir. I'm a police officer.
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[After the moose-head falls down from the wall over Henry Martin] Henry Martin: Get me out of this moose!
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Shadgrind: So many of you orphans. Unwanted children all over the place. People were sex-mad in the 60s, seemed to do it just for fun... Weird.
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Kitty: That's Henry's mother, the black sheep in the family. She took so many strokes in the 60s they called her the U.S. open.
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Tommy Patel: [voice-over, upon learning that Rick Moranis' home burned to the ground] I was doomed to an eternity in the fires of hell as a Christian and a horrendous rebirth as a Hindu.
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