Ashton: Remove them! It's a bridge, for god's sake; not a petting zoo!
2
Simon: A potato? Nick Miranda: Yeah! Simon: You gagged her with a POTATO? Nick Miranda: I tried grapes but she kept eating them!
3
Ashton: Now, feel free to jump in if I get any of this wrong, but you haven't got the disc, and you haven't got the girl... [Silence] Ashton: ... Pity. I was so hoping you'd jump in.
4
Ashton: Guess what we're going to blow up first! Simon: Your ego? Ashton: No, but nice try, sailor! The Eiffel Tower! Simon: Why? Ashton: Because it's big and it's beautiful and I'm tired of looking at it!
5
Ashton: Stupid bee! You're just a fly with a stinger on your arse!
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