Other Titles • The Sandlot • The Sandlot Kids (1993)
Quotes from The Sandlot (1993)
1
Squints: Where did your old man get that ball? Smalls: I don't know. Some lady gave it to him. She even signed her name on it... Ruth. Baby Ruth. All: BABE RUTH?
Squints: Come on, Benny. Man. The kid is a... [with his thumb and index fingers of both hands] Squints: L, 7, Weenie! Yeah Yeah: Yeah. Yeah. Oscar Meyer even.
(46 votes)
4
Ham Porter: This is smores stuff. First you take the graham. You stick the chocolate on the graham. Then, you roast the mallow. When the mallows flaming, you stick it on the chocolate and cover it with the other end. Then, you scarf.
(46 votes)
5
Narrator: [on Squints kissing Wendy Peffercorn] Even though none of us had ever actually seen a naked woman, a fact we constantly lied about, Squints had taken one step closer to manhood:He had kissed a woman, he had kissed her long and good.
(42 votes)
6
Squints: I've been coming here every summer of my adult life, and every summer there she is oiling and lotioning, lotioning and oiling. I can't take it anymore!
(17 votes)
7
Smalls: I was gonna put the ball back. Squints: But it was signed by Babe Ruth! Smalls: Yeah, you keep telling me that! Who is she? Ham Porter: WHAT? WHAT? Kenny: The sultan of swat! Bertram: The king of crash! Timmy: The colossus of clout! Tommy: The colossus of clout! All: BABE RUTH! Ham Porter: THE GREAT BAMBINO! Smalls: Oh my god! You mean that's the same guy?
(12 votes)
8
Smalls: [voiceover] We all lived in the neighborhood for a couple of more years-mostly through junior high school-and every summer was great. But none of them ever came close to that first one. When one guy would move away, we never replaced him on the team with anyone else. We just kept the game going like he was still there.
(12 votes)
9
Benny: Man, base up you blockheads!
(11 votes)
10
[about Squints] Yeah Yeah: Yeah yeah, he looks pretty crappy.
(9 votes)
11
Ham Porter: Benny, why'd you bring that kid? Benny: Because he makes nine of us. Yeah Yeah: Yeah yeah, so does my sister, but I didn't bring her along!
(11 votes)
12
"The Babe": Let me tell you something kid; Everybody gets one chance to do something great. Most people never take the chance, either because they're too scared, or they don't recognize it when it spits on their shoes.
(7 votes)
13
Bertram: [after Wendy Peffercorn pulls Squints from the pool] God, he looks like a dead fish.
(5 votes)
14
Timmy: [after Squints kisses Wendy] Aww man, he's in deep shit!
(3 votes)
15
Timmy: Smalls, you mean to tell me you went home, swiped a ball that was signed by BABE RUTH, brought it out here and actually played with it? Tommy: And actually played with it?
(3 votes)
16
Benny Rodriguez: [referring to the chewed-up baseball] That's really nice of you, but that ball really is signed by Babe Ruth. Mr. Mertle: So's this one... with the rest of the 1927 Yankees.
(6 votes)
17
Squints: [In the tree house, telling the story of the mutant dog who lives next door] ... after a while the cops started getting calls from people reporting all the missing thieves...
(5 votes)
18
Mr. Mertle: Baseball was life! And I was good at it... real good.
(2 votes)
19
Narrator: [at the end, telling what became of his friends] Bertram?... Bertram got really into the 60s, and no one ever saw him again.
(2 votes)
20
Ham Porter: [the kids are being chased away from the pool by the lifeguards after Squints kisses Wendy] Oh, here's your glasses. Did you plan that? Squints: [puts on his glasses] Of course I did. been planning it for years.
(2 votes)
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