Other Titles • Rustlers' Rhapsody • Rhapsodie in Blei (1985)
Quotes from Rustlers' Rhapsody (1985)
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Bob Barber: Ever faced another good guy before? Rex O'Herlihan: Nope. Bob Barber: Me neither. Rex O'Herlihan: Kinda makes you wonder what'll happen. Bob Barber: I figure the good guy'll win, just like always. Rex O'Herlihan: Yeah, except we're both good guys. Bob Barber: Then I figure the most good good guy will win. Rex O'Herlihan: That's how I figure, too. Bob Barber: Yep.
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Colonel Ticonderoga: You missed! How could you miss?! Henchman: Even with these scopes we have a target a hundred yards away, maybe more! We've never fired these guns before! There's a definite wind factor AND we have a problem with the sun! Colonel Ticonderoga: Just shoot him, okay?
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Rex O'Herlihan: You're not a good guy at all! Bob Barber: I'm a lawyer, you idiot!
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Rex O'Herlihan: Give me a tall glass of warm gin with a human hair in it.
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Rex O'Herlihan: This is 1884. You've gotta date and date and date and date and sometimes marry 'em even before... you know... Peter: Now, wait a minute. Are you tellin' me you've never...? Rex O'Herlihan: Never. Peter: My God, Rex. You ARE a good guy.
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Rex O'Herlihan: I need a little 'me' time.
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Rex O'Herlihan: Root's Kickin' in!
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Colonel Ticonderoga: Throw another fag on the fire. Henchman: A what? Colonel Ticonderoga: A log! Throw another log on the fire.
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[henchmen knock on door] Colonel Ticonderoga: [In female voice] Who is it? Henchman: It's a bunch of your men. Colonel Ticonderoga: [clears throat and talks in deep voice] Be right there men.
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Rex O'Herlihan: I'll curse if I wanna curse! Damn! Damn, damn, hell, damn, tee tee, doo doo!
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Peter: For some reason, the bad guy was always a Colonel who had a beautiful daughter and about a thousand head of cattle which you would hear but never see.
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Colonel Ticonderoga: Let me just ask you one question. There's just one thing I'm curious about. Why did you bring the body here? My God, this is a home, people live here! Henchman: Ah, Colonel, we didn't know what to do with him. Colonel Ticonderoga: Bury him! How about that! Don't you think that's a good idea? Henchman: Oh, yes sir, yes sir, Colonel! Colonel Ticonderoga: I mean, do you think that when somebody dies, they place them permanently on the family couch?
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[As Peter bites into a hallucinogenic root] Peter: What is this? Rex O'Herlihan: Just a root. Peter: Hm. Well, from now on, I'm the town root junkie.
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