[Malcolm walks up to a huge mound of dino-droppings] Dr. Ian Malcolm: That is one big pile of shit.
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Lex: I'm a hacker! Tim: That's what I said: you're a nerd. Lex: I am not a computer nerd. I prefer to be called a hacker!
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Lex: He's gonna eat the goat? Tim: Excellent! Lew Dodgson: What's the matter, kid? Ever have lamb chops? Lex: I happen to be a vegetarian.
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Lex: It's a UNIX system! I know this!
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Dr. Alan Grant: Babies smell!
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Dr. Alan Grant: You married? Dr. Ian Malcolm: Occasionally.
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Muldoon: [Muldoon and Ellie have arrived at the site of the T-Rex attack] I think this was Gennaro. Dr. Ellie Sattler: [about 15 feet away] I think this was too
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Dr. Alan Grant: [after the power failure in the park] Mr. Hammond, the phones are working.
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Dr. Alan Grant: Oh my God. Do you know what this is? This is a dinosaur egg. The dinosaurs are breeding.
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Dr. Ellie Sattler: We can make it if we run. Muldoon: No, we can't. Dr. Ellie Sattler: Why not? Muldoon: Because we are being hunted. Dr. Ellie Sattler: Oh God. Muldoon: It's all right. Dr. Ellie Sattler: Like hell it is!
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Henry Wu: You're implying that a group composed entirely of female animals will... breed? Dr. Ian Malcolm: No, I'm simply saying that life, uh... finds a way.
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[the lawyer seeks shelter from the T. Rex in a bathroom] Dr. Alan Grant: Well where does he think he's going? Dr. Ian Malcolm: When you gotta go, you gotta go.
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John Hammond: Dr. Grant, my dear Dr. Sattler. Welcome to Jurassic Park
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Dr. Ian Malcolm: I'm always on the lookout for another ex-Mrs. Malcolm.
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John Hammond: We've made living biological attractions so astounding that they'll capture the imagination of the entire planet.
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[Repeated line] John Hammond: I spared no expenses.
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Dr. Alan Grant: It looks like we're out of a job. Dr. Ian Malcolm: Don't you mean extinct?
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Dr. Ian Malcolm: Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.
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John Hammond: All major theme parks have had delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked, nothing. Dr. Ian Malcolm: But, John. But if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.
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Dr. Ian Malcolm: I'll tell you the problem with the scientific power that you're using here: it didn't require any discipline to attain it. You read what others had done and you took the next step. You didn't earn the knowledge for yourselves, so you don't take any responsibility for it. You stood on the shoulders of geniuses to accomplish something as fast as you could and before you even knew what you had you patented it and packaged it and slapped it on a plastic lunchbox, and now you're selling it, you want to sell it!
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[Dr. Ellie Sattler has dug through a pile of dino-droppings with her hands] Dr. Ian Malcolm: You will remember to wash your hands before you eat anything?
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Dr. Ian Malcolm: Anybody hear that? It's an... It's an impact tremor, that's what it is... I'm fairly alarmed here.
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[while being chased by the T-Rex] Dr. Ian Malcolm: Must go faster.
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Dr. Ian Malcolm: Remind me to thank John for a lovely weekend.
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Dr. Ian Malcolm: God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs... Dr. Ellie Sattler: Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth...
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Dr. Ian Malcolm: God help us; we're in the hands of engineers.
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[being chased by the T-Rex] Dr. Ian Malcolm: You think they'll have that on the tour?
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[realizing that the park is out of control] Dr. Ian Malcolm: Boy, do I hate being right all the time!
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Dr. Alan Grant: Mr. Hammond, after careful consideration, I've decided *not* to endorse your park. John Hammond: So have I.
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Dr. Ian Malcolm: There. Look at this. See? See? I'm right again. Nobody could've predicted that Dr. Grant would suddenly, suddenly jump out of a moving vehicle. Dr. Ellie Sattler: Alan? Alan! [Jumps out of the vehicle] Dr. Ian Malcolm: There's, another example. See, here I'm now by myself, uh, er, talking to myself. That's, that's chaos theory.
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[after finding Malcolm with a broken leg] Dr. Ellie Sattler: Should we chance moving him? [the Tyrannosaur roars nearby] Dr. Ian Malcolm: Please, chance it.
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John Hammond: There is no doubt that our attractions will drive children out of their minds. Dr. Alan Grant: What are those? Dr. Ellie Sattler: Small versions of adults, honey.
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Dennis Nedry: Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word. Ray Arnold: *Please*! Goddammit!
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John Hammond: [Mr. Hammond is being fed arguments against his park, but Dr. Grant has kept silent throughout] Dr. Grant... if there's one person here who can appreciate what I'm trying to do. Dr. Alan Grant: The world is changing so fast, and we're all running to catch up. I don't want to jump to any conclusions, but look. Dinosaurs and man... two species separated by 65 million years of evolution, have suddenly been thrown into the mix together. How can we possibly have the slightest idea of what to expect? John Hammond: I don't believe it! Hah! I don't believe it! You're supposed to come here and defend me against these characters and the only one I've got on my side is the bloodsucking lawyer! Donald Gennaro: Thank you.
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[last lines] Dr. Alan Grant: [motioning John Hammond into the helicopter] Come on, come on.
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[first lines] Voice over PA: [while maneuvering dinosaur cage] Everybody, heads up! Heads up! Keep it clear! Okay, down!
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[John Hammond has entered the trailer and popped open a bottle of champagne] Dr. Alan Grant: Hey! We were saving that! John Hammond: For today, I guarantee it.
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Dr. Alan Grant: Try to imagine yourself in the Cretaceous Period. You get your first look at this "six foot turkey" as you enter a clearing. He moves like a bird, lightly, bobbing his head. And you keep still because you think that maybe his visual acuity is based on movement like T-Rex, he'll lose you if you don't move. But no, not Velociraptor. You stare at him, and he just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side, from the other two 'raptors you didn't even know were there. Because Velociraptor's a pack hunter, you see, he uses coordinated attack patterns and he is out in force today. And he slashes at you with this... a six-inch retractable claw, like a razor, on the the middle toe. He doesn't bother to bite your jugular like a lion, say... no no. He slashes at you here... or here... or maybe across the belly, spilling your intestines. The point is... you are alive when they start to eat you. So you know... try to show a little respect.
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Volunteer Boy: [on the Velociraptor skeleton on the computer screen] That's not very scary. More like a six-foot Turkey.
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Muldoon: They should all be destroyed.
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Muldoon: Shoot her! Shoot her!
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[Just before he gets attacked by a raptor] Muldoon: Clever girl.
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[repeated line] Ray Arnold: Hold on to your butts.
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Dr. Alan Grant: [seeing the Brachiosaur for the first time] Uh... it's... it's a dinosaur!
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Tim: What do you call a blind dinosaur? Dr. Alan Grant: I don't know. Tim: A Do-you-think-he-saurus. Dr. Alan Grant: Ha ha. Good one. Tim: What do you call a blind dinosaur's dog? Dr. Alan Grant: You got me. Tim: A Do-you-think-he-saurus Rex.
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Muldoon: What about the lysine contingency? We could put that into effect! Dr. Ellie Sattler: What's that? John Hammond: It is absolutely out of the question. Ray Arnold: The lysine contingency - it's intended to prevent the spread of the animals is case they ever got off the island, but we could use it now. Dr. Wu inserted a gene that makes a single faulty enzyme in protein metabolism. Animals can't manufacture the amino acid lysine. Unless they're continually supplied with lysine by us, they'll slip into a coma and die. Dr. Ellie Sattler: How could we cut off the lysine? Ray Arnold: No real trick to it. Just stop running the program, leaving them unattended. Dr. Ian Malcolm: How long before they become comatose? Ray Arnold: It would be totally painless - they'd just slip into unconsciousness and die. Dr. Ian Malcolm: How long until they slip into unconsciousness? Ray Arnold: Hmm... seven days, more or less. Dr. Ellie Sattler: Seven days? Seven days? Oh, that's great. Clever! Dr. Ian Malcolm: That'll be a first - man and dinosaur all die together. John's plan. John Hammond: People are dying! Mr. Arnold, will you please shut down the system. Ray Arnold: OK, but... you asked for it. Hold on to your butts! [switches the mainframe off]
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[All of a sudden their electric car stops] Dr. Alan Grant: What did I touch? Dr. Ian Malcolm: You didn't touch anything. We stopped.
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[Tim pops up wearing a pair of night vision goggles] Donald Gennaro: Hey, where'd you find that? Tim: In a box under my seat. Donald Gennaro: Are they heavy? Tim: Yeah. Donald Gennaro: Then they're expensive, put 'em back.
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Dr. Ian Malcolm: You did it. You crazy son of a bitch you did it.
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Dr. Ian Malcolm: I love kids! Anything at all *can* and *does* happen... Same with wives, for that matter...
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