Other Titles • The Pirate Movie • The Pirates of Penzance
Quotes from The Pirate Movie (1982)
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Mabel: The body's an eight, the brain's a ten, so let's go.
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Mabel: You poor thing. Pirates! You mean like walking the plank? Buried treasure? Hack, slash, off with his head, and the Jolly Richard, and everything? Frederic: Roger. Mabel: Oh, Roger I love it. Frederic: No, Frederic without a "k." Mabel: Mabel, also without a "k." God, we have so much in common.
3
Mabel: You'll be hung! The Pirate King: Oh I am, I am, and very well thank you.
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The Pirate King: What's the age of consent around here? Mabel: Eighteen. The Pirate King: Good! I'm old enough.
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Frederic: Oh I love you. I'll always love you, come what may. Mabel: "Come what may"? We'll all be burning in our beds come what may. Frederic: Well run. For God's sake run! Mabel: Death before dishonor. Besides, have you tried running in one of these things? It's a real bitch.
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[Mabel comes in and finds Frederic laying in a coffin] Mabel: Frederic, what are you doing? Frederic: Oh, hiding. Mabel: My Frederic, hiding? It cannot be that the lion-heart trembles at the coming conflict. My love - a wimp! Frederic: No, Mabel. A terrible disclosure's just been made. Mabel: Then zip it up!
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[the Pirate King has just cornered Frederick in their swordfight, the Pirate King has his sword pointed between Frederick's legs] The Pirate King: Drop it, or... Frederic: *Nuts*! The Pirate King: Them, too!
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Frederic: [sitting rubbing his back as a horse runs off] Ohhh! Oww! Ouch! Well I've been at sea since I was one, how the hell would I know how to ride a horse?
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Mabel: You're not gay, are you? Frederic: [high voice] No! [clears throat and in a lower voice] Frederic: No. Mabel: The way you and the Pirate King get around in those rather feminine, pleated shirts and all that leather.
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