Wooderson: Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, alright. We got 411 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper Edelbrock intakes, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin' some fuckin' muscle.
(22 votes)
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Mike: Don't air raid for that bitch, I hate that shit. It's like that Clint fucker in front of all his friends. Huh? Huh mother fucker. Tony: Okay Mike. Mike: Dominant male monkey mother fucker.
(22 votes)
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Cynthia: I'd like to quit thinking of the present, like right now, as some minor, insignificant preamble to somethin' else.
(21 votes)
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Dawson: Well, all I'm saying is that I want to look back and say that I did I the best I could while I was stuck in this place. Had as much fun as I could while I was stuck in this place. Played as hard as I could while I was stuck in this place... Dogged as many girls as I could while I was stuck in this place.
(21 votes)
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Darla: What are you looking at? Wipe that face off your head, bitch.
(20 votes)
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Wooderson: Alright, alright, alright.
(1 vote)
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Wooderson: That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.
(1 vote)
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Slater: Oh, man, I'm fuckin' wasted.
(1 vote)
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Mike: I'm just trying to be honest about being a misanthrope.
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Simone: I did it when I was a freshman, and you'll do it when you're seniors. but you're doing great. Now fry like bacon, you little freshman piggies. Fry!
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Wooderson: Yeah, well, listen. You ought to ditch the two geeks you're in the car with now and get in with us. But that's alright, we'll worry about that later. I will see you there. All right?
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Pickford: Slater-san, how's it goin'? Slater: Fixin' to be a lot better, man.
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Jodi: What are we having? Social hour over here? I'm supposed to be being a bitch.
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Cynthia: God, don't you ever feel like everything we do and everything we've been taught is just to service the future? Tony: Yeah I know, like it's all preparation. Cynthia: Right. But what are we preparing ourselves for? Mike: Death. Tony: Life of the party. Mike: It's true. Cynthia: You know, but that's valid because if we are all gonna die anyway shouldn't we be enjoying ourselves now? You know, I'd like to quit thinking of the present, like right now, as some minor insignificant preamble to something else.
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Tony: So, you're not gonna go to law school? What do you wanna do then? Mike: I wanna dance!
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Dawson: Vicki. Come on, let's skip out and go get naked. Come on let's go.
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Mike: It's what everybody in this car needs is some good ol' worthwhile visceral experience.
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Tony: NeoMcCarthyism, I like that.
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Tony: [describing his dream] So there I am, getting it on with this perfect female body and... Mike: What? Tony: I can't say. Mike: No, you can't give a build-up like that and not deliver. you know, a perfect female body, it?s not a bad start. Tony: But with the head of Abraham Lincoln. with the hat and the beard, everything.
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Darla: Lick me, all of you.
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Slater: Imagine how many people out there are fuckin' right now man, just goin' at it.
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Slater: George Washington was in a cult, and the cult was into aliens, man.
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Slater: Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.
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Slater: This place used to be off limits, man, 'cause some drunk freshman fell off. He went right down the middle, smacking his head on every beam, man. I hear it doesn't hurt after the first couple though. Autopsy said he had one beer, how many did you have? Mitch: Four. Slater: You're dead, man, you're so dead. Look at the blood stains right there.
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Pink: Don, have you ever thought about why we play football? How many times have you gotten laid strictly because you're a football player? Don: I don't know. A few, I guess.
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Wooderson: The older you get, the more rules they are going to try and get you to follow. You just gotta keep on livin', man. L-I-V-I-N.
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Wooderson: Man, it's the same bullshit they tried to pull in my day. If it ain't that piece of paper, there's some other choice they're gonna try and make for you. You gotta do what Randall Pink Floyd wants to do man. Let me tell you this, the older you do get the more rules they're gonna try to get you to follow. You just gotta keep livin' man, L-I-V-I-N.
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Slater: Didja ever look at a dollar bill, man? There's some spooky shit goin' on there. And it's green too.
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Freshman Girl: Will you marry me? Dawson: I don't know. What's in it for me? Freshman Girl: Anything you want? Dawson: Anything? Freshman Girl: Anything. Dawson: [opening his mouth wide] Go like this. Do you spit or swallow? Freshman Girl: Whatever you like. Dawson: Whatever I like? I would definitely marry you.
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Wooderson: Say, man, you got a joint? Mitch: No, not on me, man. Wooderson: It'd be a lot cooler if you diid.
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Dawson: You know that Julie chick? Loves you. You want her? Gotta play it cool, you know. You can't let her know how much you like ?cause if she knows, she'll dump you like that. Believe me. Like, if she asks you if you want a ride, you say, "No, I've got my own ride, but maybe I'll see you later." Sounds stupid, doesn't it? It works.
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O'Bannion: This first lick I'd like to dedicate to your mother... fuck her.
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Pink: Marijuana on one. Reefer on two.
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Ms. Ginny Stroud: Okay guys, one more thing, this summer when you're being inundated with all this American bicentennial Fourth Of July brouhaha, don't forget what you're celebrating, and that's the fact that a bunch of slave-owning, aristocratic, white males didn't want to pay their taxes.
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Mike: I feel like I'm being stalked by a Nazi.
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O'Bannion: Y'all ready to bust some ass?
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Clint: I only came here to do two things, kick some ass and drink some beer. [glances over his shoulder] Clint: Looks like we're almost outta beer.
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Pink: All I'm saying is that if I ever start referring to these as the best years of my life - remind me to kill myself.
Slater: You cool man? Mitch: Like how? Slater: [rolling his eyes as he walks away] OK. Pink: He was asking if you get high.
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Dawson: Did you hear that O'Bannion flunked? Pink: Yeah, what a dumbshit.
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O'Bannion: Hey Slater, you fuckin' hippie, give me drugs, man. Slater: Go get some from your mother, man. O'Bannion: We just bagged your mother. Slater: Okay, fuck you dickhead.
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Dawson: There's Shavonne. I think she might still be mad at me Watch me get something going here. [the girls show up] Dawson: Hey, what's going on? Shavonne: Hey, not much. How about you? Slater: Oh, a little weed, you know. There may be a beer bust later on. Shavonne: Oh really? Cool, so I guess we'll see ya there? Slater: All right, check ya later! [the girls leave] Dawson: Slate man, why are you always such a dork man? Slater: What are you talking about man? Dawson: Check ya later! Check ya later! Slater: Hey man, get off my case man.
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Wooderson: I love them redheads!
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Clint: What did you just say? Mike: What? Clint: Just now, man. When you walked past, what'd you say? Mike: About what? Clint: You said, "Someone's tokin' some reefer." Mike: No, I meant somewhere I smell some pot, you know? It was just an observation. Clint: Oh, an observation, huh? Well who the hell are you, man? Isaac fucking Newton?
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Mitch: [after seniors threaten him] Er, Mr. Payne. Sir. You know every second that you could let us out early would really increase our chances of survival. Mr. Payne, junior high school teacher: It's like our sergeant told us before one trip into the jungle. [shouts] Mr. Payne, junior high school teacher: Men! [the boys jump] Mr. Payne, junior high school teacher: Fifty of you are leaving on a mission. Twenty-five of you ain't coming back. Mitch: Okay.
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Slater: I'm letting you have shot gun. But I want you to know only because it's cos I'm going inside.
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