Other Titles • The Mirror Crack'd • Mord im Spiegel (1981)
Quotes from The Mirror Crack'd (1980)
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Lola Brewster: I could eat a can of Kodak and puke a better movie.
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Vicar: Oh, Mr. Rudd. I understand that you are a fillum producer. Jason Rudd: Oh, no, sir. A director. Vicar: Is there any difference? Jason Rudd: Yes, sir. The, uh, producer supplies all the money; the director spends it. Then the producer yells that the director is spending too much money; the director doesn't pay any attention, and goes right on spending. The director gets all the credit; the producer gets an ulcer. You see, it's all very simple; excuse me.
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Lola Brewster: You seem lovely, as always. Of course, there are fewer lights on than usual. In fact, any fewer, and I'd need a seeing-eye dog. Marina Rudd: Oh, I shouldn't bother to buy one, dear. In that wig, you could play Lassie. Lola Brewster: Same adorable sense of humor. And I'm so glad to see that you've not only kept your GORGEOUS figure, but you've added SO MUCH to it! Marina Rudd: What are you doing here so early, dear? I thought the plastic surgery seminar was in Switzerland. Lola Brewster: Actually, darling, I couldn't wait to begin our little movie. You know the saying: once an actress, always an actress. Marina Rudd: Oh, I do know the saying. But what does it have to do with you? Lola Brewster: Cute angel. So do tell. How does it feel to be back, after being away SO LONG?
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Lola Brewster: Chin up, darling... both of them.
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Marina Rudd: Lola, dear, you know, there are really only two things I dislike about you. Lola Brewster: Really? What are they? Marina Rudd: Your face.
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[forgetting he's in England and picking up the phone] Marty N. Fenn: Get me the coast.... What do you mean, what coast?
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Marina Rudd: [to Lola Brewster] What are you supposed to be, a birthday cake? Too bad everybody's HAD a piece.
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Marina Rudd: [looking in the mirror] : Bags, bags, go away. Come right back on Doris Day.
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Inspector Delbert Craddock: [speaking of Marina Rudd and Lola Brewster] I heard the two of them are close. Is that true? Ella Zielinsky: Close? If you put the two of them together in a tank with a shark, the shark would have an identity crisis.
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Ella Zielinsky: Marty Fenn's a producer. He only lies when he speaks.
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Inspector Delbert Craddock: [to Jason Rudd] I'm sure you'll make a fine film without the aid of Scotland Yard. I'm here about a minor matter of murder.
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