Other Titles • Mickey's Christmas Carol • Mickys Weihnachtserzählung (1983) • Die Schönsten Weihnachtsgeschichten von Walt Disney (1983)
Quotes from Mickey's Christmas Carol (1983)
1
Marley: Ebenezer? Remember when I was alive I robbed from widows and swindled the poor? Scrooge: Yes, and all in the same day. Oh, you had class, Jacob. Marley: Ha-yuk. Yup. Er, no, no! I was wrong. And so, as punishment, I'm forced to carry these heavy chains for eternity! Maybe even longer.
(15 votes)
2
Ghost of Christmas Past: Listen, Scrooge, if men were measured by kindness, you'd be no bigger than a speck of dust. Scrooge: Ho-hum. Kindness is of little use in this world. Ghost of Christmas Past: You didn't always think so. Come on, Scrooge, it's time to go. Scrooge: Then go!
(15 votes)
3
Ebenezer Scrooge: Spirit, whose lonely grave is this? [Ghost strikes a match, illuminating the tombstone: it reads "EBENEZER SCROOGE"] Ghost of Christmas Future: Why, yours, Ebenezer! The richest man in the cementery! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
(15 votes)
4
Cratchit: Tomorrow is Christmas and I was wondering if I could have... Half a day off? Scrooge: Christmas, eh? Uh, er... I suppose so. But I'll dock you half a day's pay. Let's see, I pay you two shillings a day... Cratchit: Two shillings and a halfpenny, Sir. Scrooge: Oh yes, I gave you that raise three years ago. Cratchit: Yes, sir, when I started doing your laundry.
(15 votes)
5
Fred: I've come to give you a wreath and invite you to Christmas dinner. Scrooge: Well, I suppose you're going to have plump goose with chesnut dressing? Fred: Yup. Scrooge: And will you have plum pudding and lemon sauce? Fred: Yeah, boy oh boy. Scrooge: And candied fruit with spiced sugar cakes? Fred: Uh-huh. Will you come? Scrooge: Are you daft, Man? You know I can't eat that stuff! Take your wreath and out, out, OUT! [kicks Fred out]
(15 votes)
6
Scrooge: And what can I do for you two gentlemen? Collector for the Poor #1: Sir, we are collecting funds for the indigent and destitute. Scrooge: For the what? Collector for the Poor #2: We're collecting for the poor. Scrooge: Oh. Aha. Well, you realize if you give money to the poor, they won't be poor anymore, will they? And if they're not poor anymore then you won't have to raise money for them anymore. And if you don't have to raise money for them anymore, then you'd be out of a job. Oh please, Gentlemen, don't ask me to put you out of a job. Not on Christmas eve. Collector for the Poor #1: Oh we wouldn't do that, Mr. Scrooge. Scrooge: [giving them a wreath] Well then, I suggest you give this to the poor and be gone.
7
Scrooge: What's this world coming to, Cratchit? You work all your life to get money... then people want you to give it away.
8
Scrooge: Bah humbug!
9
Fred: Merry Christmas, Uncle Scrooge! Scrooge: What's so merry about it? I'll tell you what Christmas is. It's just another work day, and any chap who thinks else should be boiled in his own pudding! Cratchit: But sir, Christmas is a time for giving... a time to be with one's family. Scrooge: I say, Bah humbug! Fred: I don't care! I say, Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas! Cratchit: [clapping] Well said, Master Fred! Scrooge: Cratchit, what are you doing? Cratchit: [stops clapping] I was just trying to keep my hands warm, sir.
10
[Bob closes his book and starts to leave as the clock chimes 7:00. Scrooge looks at his watch] Scrooge: Hmm... Two minutes fast. [Bob stops then goes back to his desk] Scrooge: Well, never mind those two minutes. You may go now. Cratchit: Oh thank you, sir! You're so kind! Scrooge: Never mind the mushy stuff, just go!... But be here all the other early the next day! Cratchit: I will, I will, sir! And a Bah Humbug... I mean, a Merry Christmas to you, sir!
11
Marley: Tonight, you will be visited by three spirits. [holds up two fingers] Marley: Listen to 'em. Do what they say, or your chains will be heavier than mine. Farewell, Ebenezer. Scrooge: Marley, watch out for that first... [Marley goes crashing down the stairs] Scrooge: Step.
12
Ghost of Christmas Present: Don't forget the chocolate pot roast with smishmashio... With smiminish... With yogurt.
13
Tiny Tim: And God bless us, everyone.
14
Scrooge: My partner, Jacob Marley, dead seven years today. Oh, he was a good'n. He robbed from the widows and swindled the poor. In his will, he left me enough money to pay for his tombstone, and I have him burried at sea!
15
Cratchit: Oh, that Fred. Always so full of kindness. Scrooge: Aye. He always was a little peculiar [door bell rings] Scrooge: ... AND stubborn!
16
Ghost of Christmas Past: What's wrong, Scrooge? I thought you enjoyed looking down on the world.
17
Belle: Ebeneezer? Scrooge: Yes, Isabelle? Belle: My eyes are closed, my lips are puckered, and I'm standing under the mistletoe. Scrooge: You're also standing on my foot.
18
Scrooge: Please, spirit, I can no longer bear these memories. Take me home. Ghost of Christmas Past: Remember, Scrooge, you fashioned these memories yourself.
19
Scrooge: Please, let me go! Don't eat me! Ghost of Christmas Present: Why would the Ghost of Christmas Present... that's me... want to eat a distasteful little miser like you?... Especially when there are so many good things to enjoy in life?
20
Scrooge: Where did all this come from? Ghost of Christmas Present: From the heart, Scrooge. It's the food of generosity, which you have long denied your fellow man. Scrooge: Generosity? Nobody has ever shown me generosity! Ghost of Christmas Present: You've never given them a reason to, and yet there are some who still find enough warmth in their hearts even for the likes of you. Scrooge: No acquaintence of mine, I assure you. Ghost of Christmas Present: Duh, you'll see.
21
Tiny Tim: Oh my! Look at all the wonderful things to eat! We must thank Mister Scrooge.
22
Scrooge: Tell me, spirit, what's wrong with that tiny lad? Ghost of Christmas Present: Much, I'm afraid. If these shadows remain unchanged, I see an empty chair where Tiny Tim once sat. Scrooge: Then that means Tim will...
23
Scrooge: Spirit, I didn't want this to happen. Tell me these events can yet be changed.
24
Scrooge: I'll change! I'LL CHANGE!
25
Scrooge: IT'S CHRISTMAS MORNING! I haven't missed it! The spirits have given me another chance!
26
Cratchit: Why Mr. Scrooge, Merry Christmas. [Scrooge barges in] Cratchit: Won't you come in? Scrooge: Merry Christmas? Humph! I have another bundle for you. Cratchit: But sir, it's Christmas Day. Scrooge: Christmas Day, indeed! Just another excuse for being lazy. And another thing, Cratchit! I've had enough of this half-day-off stuff! You leave me no alternative... [changing his attitude] Scrooge: ... but to give you... Tiny Tim: Toys! Scrooge: Yes, toys. No no no no no no no! I'm giving you a raise... and making you my partner.
27
Scrooge: What's she cooking, a canary? Surely they have more food than that. Look on the fire. Ghost of Christmas Present: Huh, where? Oh, that's your laundry.
28
Scrooge: And that shy lad in the corner, that's me. Ghost of Christmas Past: Yes, that was before you became a miserable miser, consumed by greed. Scrooge: Well, nobody's perfect.
Mooviees.com is not the official site for this film.
All editorial views and opinions expressed here are for entertainment purposes only.
Movie Database
In Theaters
