Other Titles • The Magical Legend of the Leprechauns • Leprechauns (1999)
Quotes from The Magical Legend of the Leprechauns (1999)
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[Micky kisses Princess Jessica] Princess Jessica: Oh-uhh, How dare you? Mickey Muldoon: Oh, I Dare! Princess Jessica, I Dare! Princess Jessica: Come Back here now, an apologize! Mickey Muldoon: Oh, Your joking? No you have to catch me first! Princess Jessica: auhh... Mickey Muldoon: And no Flying! Princess Jessica: You think a Princess can't run? Mickey Muldoon: [long pause] NO! [Princess Jessica chases Mickey up the stairs]
(30 votes)
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[Mickey cuts in on a dance between Princess Jessica and another fairy] Princess Jessica: Hello! [pause] Princess Jessica: What are you staring at? Mickey Muldoon: The fairest beauty that ever stood before the eyes of a man since Helen danced her willing way on the wondering walls of Troy! Princess Jessica: It's only a gift of words that you shower me, but I have to say that they shine! Mickey Muldoon: Oh You Shine, Princess Mine, You Shine!
(25 votes)
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Seamus Muldoon: That's a very energetic way of doing the weeding, Jack. Jack Woods: Seamus. I'm not gardening, I'm practicing my swing. Seamus Muldoon: Your swing? Jack Woods: Yeah. Yeah, my golf swing. You know, this whole area, this'd make a perfect golf course, don't you think? Seamus Muldoon: No doubt, no doubt about it... I don't have the slightest idea what you're talking about.
(23 votes)
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Mickey Muldoon: Come away with me. Princess Jessica: I can't! Mickey Muldoon: We can do anything! [they kiss]
(22 votes)
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Jericho O'Grady: [whines] Ohhh, Barney! Barney Devine: [he is tied up] Don't worry lads I got them right were I want them! Count Grogan: [flys in] Ahh, Muldoon, What a coincidence finding you here! Mickey Muldoon: I don't want any trouble Grogan, let Barney go! Count Grogan: You might not want trouble, but that's what you got! [Mickey does a summer salt in the air to get away and then Grogan does one also] Count Grogan: You don't get away that easy. Mickey Muldoon: I'm not fightin'. Count Grogan: Oh, you'll fight or your young friend here has done his last bit of guarding! Sean Devine: Is that a fact, well I'm happy to oblige you! Jericho O'Grady: So am I! Count Grogan: My fight is with Muldoon here. Sean Devine: Awe, well as much as it graves me to watch another leprechaun have all the fun. Go for it Mickey, me boy, Little Morris here is begging for it! Count Grogan: Don't call me Morris! Sean Devine: Ohh, well than I won't... Morris! [Jericho, Barney, and Sean all make fun of Grogan, by calling him Morris] Sean Devine: Give him a terse of leprechaun justice, Mickey lad! Mickey Muldoon: I'm not fightin' Seany! [turn to Grogan] Mickey Muldoon: Let him go! [Mickey walks away and Sean grabs him by the arm] Sean Devine: That girl has unmanned you! Count Grogan: He's a yellow belly, he has cowards legs, like all leprechauns! Sean Devine: That's it! Enoughs Enough! No more mister nice leprechaun. Oh, I'll show you cowards legs and arms! Mickey Muldoon: [Mickey grabs Seans arm and Grogan smiles] Don't do it, it's what he wants! Sean Devine: Well there's the thing, It's what I want too! [Grogan and Sean fight]
(20 votes)
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Sean Devine: Work is the death of freedom as we know it.
(2 votes)
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Jack Woods: You're - you're ... Seamus Muldoon: A Leprechaun. Wet Leprechaun. Leader of the Kerry Leprechauns. Seamus Maldoon, at your wet service. Mary Muldoon: [invisible] What in the Grand Banshee's name do you think you're doing? Seamus Muldoon: I'm talking to the man. Mary Muldoon: Are you mad, as well as stupid? Seamus Muldoon: I have to! He saved me! Mary Muldoon: He *saved* you? Seamus Muldoon: Gallantly, I have to say. And not at all for himself. [Jack stumbles outside] Mary Muldoon: [appears] You were drunk! Seamus Muldoon: Of *course* I was drunk... I hate water! Jack Woods: [outside] Just calm down, Jack. Get... a grip. It's just jetlag. Mary Muldoon: And you *let* him save you? Seamus Muldoon: I didn't ask him, Mary, he just did it! Mary Muldoon: That's no excuse! You could have had the decency to drown! Jack Woods: ...hangover... bump on the head... You're fine. Mary Muldoon: I'm Mary Maldoon... Jack Woods: Oh, give me a break! [turns, sees Leprechauns] Mary Muldoon: ...Seamus' wife for my sins. Of which there must have been hundreds to have such a terrible fate! Seamus Muldoon: They say that married men live longer than single ones. It only *seems* like that.
(2 votes)
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Mary Muldoon: Where are you going? Mickey Muldoon: Oh, just to do some mischief. Mary Muldoon: That's all right, then.
(4 votes)
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Mary Muldoon: [to Jack] You're soaking wet. I'll get you a towel. Seamus Muldoon: Hey, what about me? Mary Muldoon: *You* can get pneumonia!
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Sean Devine: I was looking out for Count Grogan. Barney Devine: May his Fairy bones rot! Sean Devine: I thought I could drop on him all quiet-like, you know, for a little flattering. Barney Devine: I'll flatter him, quiet or not! Sean Devine: Your brother talks a good fight, Jericho. Jericho O'Grady: If talking was all it took, he'd be Heavyweight Champion of all Ireland!
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[Jack eats a berry off a bush] Jack Woods: Are these things clean? Kathleen Fitzpatrick: Yeah, oh yeah,there clean. [pause] Kathleen Fitzpatrick: poisonious, but they're clean! Jack Woods: [chuckles] That's very funny, I'm just not used to eating anything without an experation date. Kathleen Fitzpatrick: Oh, go on Jack! Why don't you take a walk on the wild side! [Jack throws a berry up in the air and catches it with his mouth] Kathleen Fitzpatrick: [laughs] Jack Woods: Those are good! Kathleen Fitzpatrick: Yeah... Jack Woods: Those are really good. It's better than in the store. [Jack shoves more berries in his mouth] Jack Woods: Mmmmmm...
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