Customs Inspector: 23 bottles of vodka? Robert Wiener: There was supposed to be 24. Shit! Customs Inspector: For personal use? Robert Wiener: Yeah. Customs Inspector: You are an alcoholic. Robert Wiener: You're a customs inspector. We all have our parts to play.
(37 votes)
2
Ingrid Formanek: Well, fuck me with a hot poker.
(27 votes)
3
Ingrid Formanek: Say this- "La tapar, ana Sahaffi". Robert Wiener: La tapar, ana Sahaffi. Ingrid Formanek: Pretty good. Robert Wiener: What does it mean? Ingrid Formanek: "Don't shoot, I'm a journalist".
(24 votes)
4
Judy Parker: Goodbye, Richard. I think you're really smart. Richard Roth: Goodbye, Judy. I think I'm really smart, too.
(23 votes)
5
Richard Roth: Hi. Richard Roth. Don't call me 'Dick'. Robert Wiener: Robert Wiener. Don't call me 'Dick', either.
(22 votes)
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