Other Titles • Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves • Robin Hood - König der Diebe (1991)
Quotes from Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (1991)
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"Cancel Christmas!" -- Sheriff of Nottingham (Alan Rickman)
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Friar Tuck: Let us open a bottle and do our best to save each other's souls. Azeem: Alas, I am not permitted. Friar Tuck: Fine then, you talk, I'll drink.
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[Robbing a lady in a carriage] Robin of Locksley: Milady, a woman of your beauty has no need for such... decorations.
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Marian: Men speak conveniently of love when it serves their purpose.
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[after causing Robin to fall in the river] Will Scarlett: There was a rich man from Nottingham who tried to cross a river. What a dope, he tripped on a rope. Now look at him shiver. Beg for mercy rich man. Robin of Locksley: I beg of no man, as you can see I have nothing, not even my sword. Little John: Any man who travels with two servants and says he has no money, is either a fool or a liar. Will Scarlett: Yeah, he's a liar.
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Azeem: A wise man once said: 'There are no perfect men in the world; only perfect intentions.'
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[the Sheriff has said he'll cut out Robin Hood's heart with a spoon] Guy of Gisborne: Why a spoon, cousin? Why not an axe? Sheriff of Nottingham: Because it's DULL, you twit, it'll hurt more.
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Azeem: The hospitality in this country is as warm as the weather.
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Azeem: Where I come from, we talk to our women. We do not drug them with plants.
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Sheriff of Nottingham: Wait a minute. Robin Hood steals money from my pocket, forcing me to hurt the public, and they love him for it? [Scribe nods] Sheriff of Nottingham: That's it then. Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans, no more merciful beheadings, and call off Christmas.
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Sheriff of Nottingham: [to a wench] You. My room. 10:30 tonight. Sheriff of Nottingham: [to another wench] You. 10:45... And bring a friend.
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[Robin has been knocked down once by John Little] Robin of Locksley: Any suggestions? Azeem: Get up. Move faster. Robin of Locksley: Move faster. Great idea.
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Robin of Locksley: And you. You travel ten thousand miles to save my life and leave me to be butchered. Azeem: I fulfill my vows when I choose to. Robin of Locksley: Which does not include prayer time, meal time, or any time I'm outnumbered six to one. Azeem: You whine like a mule. You are still alive.
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[Talking about how many men that are about to be ambushed] Robin of Locksley: How many? Azeem: 20. Robin of Locksley: 20? Bull: [further away] How many? Robin of Locksley: 5. Robin of Locksley: [to Azeem] He can't count anyway.
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Friar Tuck: This is grain, which any fool can eat, but for which the Lord intended a more divine means of consumption. Let us give praise to our maker and glory to his bounty by learning about... BEER.
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Mortianna: ...recruit the beasts that share our god. Sheriff of Nottingham: Animals? Mortianna: From the North. Sheriff of Nottingham: You mean... CELTS. They drink the blood of their dead. Mortianna: Yoke their strength. Sheriff of Nottingham: Hired thugs... Ahh brilliant.
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Azeem: Salaam, little one. Small Girl: Did God paint you? Azeem: Did God paint me? [laughs] Azeem: For certain. Small Girl: Why? Azeem: Because Allah loves wondrous varieties.
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Marian: You came for me... You're alive... Robin of Locksley: I would die for you.
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Robin of Locksley: Do you yield? Friar Tuck: I'd rather roast in hell.
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Sheriff of Nottingham: Locksley. I'll cut your heart out with a spoon. Robin of Locksley: Then it begins.
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Robin of Locksley: You were to tell me this to get close to me and then kill me, isn't that right, Will? Will Scarlett: Well, that depends on you Locksley. I never trusted you. That's no secret. What I wanna know is, is are you gonna finish what you started? I want to know if he's gonna turn and run like the spoiled little rich boy I always took him for. Robin of Locksley: Did I wrong you in another life, Will Scarlett? Where does this intolerable hatred for me come from? Will Scarlett: From knowing... that... that our father loved you more than me... our father... we are brothers Robin of Locksley. I am the son of the woman who replaced your dead mother for a time. It was your anger that drove them apart. Robin of Locksley: I have a brother... I have a brother, I will stand by you.
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Azeem: No man controls my destiny... especially not one who attacks downwind and stinks of garlic.
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Robin of Locksley: I had to try. Azeem: *I* would have succeeded.
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Guy of Gisborne: Might I have the pleasure of your name, before I have you run through?
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Sarah: Step into the light. Turn around. Robin of Locksley: Am I to dance next?
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[Coming to a wide river] Azeem: In my dreams alone have I imagined such a place. Robin of Locksley: Then imagine a way to cross it.
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[Wrestling in a river] Robin of Locksley: Do you yield? Little John: I can't bloody swim. Robin of Locksley: Do you yield? Little John: Yes. Robin of Locksley: Good. Then put your feet down.
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Marian: There is a price on your head. Robin of Locksley: How much? Marian: One hundred gold pieces. Robin of Locksley: Is that all? I shall have to annoy the good Sheriff more. Soon it will be a thousand. Marian: For a thousand, I would turn you in myself.
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Marian: Robin, do something for me. Robin of Locksley: What? Marian: Take a bath.
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Little John: Are you bleedin' cracked, girl? You'd get hurt. Fanny: I've given birth to eight babies. Don't you talk to me about gettin' hurt, ya big ox.
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Marian: How is it, that a once-arrogant young nobleman has found contentment, living rough with the salt of the earth? Robin of Locksley: I've seen knights in armor panic at the first hint of battle. And I've seen the lowliest, unarmed squire pull a spear from his own body, to defend a dying horse. Nobility is not a birthright. It's defined by one's actions.
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Azeem: Is she worth it? Robin of Locksley: Worth dying for.
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Sheriff of Nottingham: Do you mind Locksley? We've just been married.
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Duncan: [to Marian] He fancies you m'lady. I may be blind but there are some things I still see.
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Will Scarlett: No. I'll do that. You cover us with your bow. Robin of Locksley: No Will. It's too dangerous. Will Scarlett: So is your aim.
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Peter Dubois: For England!
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Azeem: [holding Robin Hood back] Come my friend! Make his sacrifice an act of honor! Come now.
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Duncan: Curse those Moors and Saracens. If it wasn't for their ungodly ways, master Robin would never have left. What manner of name is Azeem? Scottish, Cornish? Azeem: Moorish.
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Guy of Gisborne: Harboring felons, are you milady? Marian: They're thieves, you imbecile. They're stealing my horses. Guy of Gisborne: Lucky they didn't steal your virtue as well.
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Will Scarlett: Fuck me! He cleared it.
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[Azeem shows Guy's approaching men with a telescope. Robin peers at it, bewildered] Azeem: How did your uneducated kind ever take Jerusalem?
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[after escaping from the Turks' dungeon] Azeem: Why did you cut me free, Christian? Robin of Locksley: Whatever blood is in your veins, no man deserves to die in there.
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[Last line, spoken to the camera] Friar Tuck: Come on, get out of it. We waste good celebration time.
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Marian: It's interesting to hear you say that. Robin of Locksley: I didn't. My father did. Marian: Did the holy quest erase your hatred of him? Robin of Locksley: I don't know. All I know is that our last words in this world were spoken in anger. I was lost after my mother died. My father too, and for a short time he found comfort in the arms of another woman, a peasant woman. I thought he was betraying my mother's memory. Marian: So he gave her up? Robin of Locksley: For the love of a twelve-year-old boy who would never forgive him.
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Robin of Locksley: What do you know of women? Azeem: Where I come from, Christian, there are women of such beauty, that they can possess a man's mind so that he would be willing to die for them. Robin of Locksley: Wait a minute. Is that why you were to be executed? Because of a woman? [laughs] Robin of Locksley: That's it, isn't it? That's it! Azeem: It is close to sunset. Robin of Locksley: You painted old hound, who was she? The mullah's daughter? Another man's wife? What's her name? Azeem: Is there no sun in this cursed country? Which way is East? Robin of Locksley: Her name. Azeem: East! Robin of Locksley: Her name. Azeem: Jasmina. Robin of Locksley: [points] That way.
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Robin of Locksley: Marian, I've returned to my home to find it destroyed, and my father murdered! And the only clues to why are in the ramblings of an old blind man. Marian: But all I remember of you is a spoiled bully who used to burn my hair as a child. Robin of Locksley: Please allow that years of war and imprisonment may change a man. Marian: Robin, whatever happened between you and your father, you mustn't believe... what they accused him of. Robin of Locksley: I don't.
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[the Sheriff is preparing to rape Marian to impregnate her, even as Robin and Azeem are trying to break down the door] Sheriff of Nottingham: I can't do this with all that racket!
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Friar Tuck: [singing drunkenly] Old King Richard's gone to war, loves his wine and warring/But for those of us who stay at home, there's only beer and whoring/Play the music, dance the day, think not on tomorrow... Guy of Gisborne: FRIAR! I'm sure you shall find it much more difficult to sing with a sword in your gullet! Friar Tuck: Yes, my lord. [laughs, to himself] Friar Tuck: You pig.
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Sheriff of Nottingham: What a beautiful child. So young, so alive, so unaware of how precarious life can be. I had a very sad childhood, I'll tell you about it sometime. I never knew my parents, it's amazing I'm sane.
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Sheriff of Nottingham: Marian, our union would allow these children to grow up as my allies. You understand... I cannot allow them to grow up as my enemies. Marian: I have no choice. Sheriff of Nottingham: That's true.
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